"catfished" poems
Your words struck me hard- though you never heard.
Now I am no longer your caged bird.
I guess our relationship didn't fare
It soothes me that new girlfriend looks like a pferd.
Keep lowering your standards, bae.
I'll be raising my gpa!
Enjoy being catfished
I've been reestablished.
I guess it was you that needed me,
I'll be reading under this tree.
Why- of all people would you hurt me? A nerd?
Your thoughts must've been blurred.
How will you manage in geometry?
That A is history.
Now go float away on your ****** canoe
Maybe it was me that was too good for you.
Nov 4, 2013
Nov 4, 2013 at 11:18 PM UTC
I am the liar that catfished hope
Stole from a random heart that couldn’t cope
Love leaps, faith jumps, joy follows
Suicide upon the maddened rocks below
Jul 18, 2019
Jul 18, 2019 at 11:32 PM UTC
I am the mind disturbed that thinks it’s well
euphoria surfs, dysphoric swells
perfect storm before the cresting wave
felled the confidence of the brave
I am the liar that catfished hope
Stole from a random heart that couldn’t cope
Love leaps, faith jumps, joy follows
Suicide upon the maddened rocks below
I am all the tears that fell
Abide in the hidden depths of sorrows well
I am the fire that burns up all your dreams
Dying light of fallen stars and moonbeams
Jun 18, 2019
Jun 18, 2019 at 4:21 AM UTC
Wannabe tried to contact companies to tell his life story.
Saying that his struggles would make for an interesting biography.
When Wannabe would watch gangsta movies, he told people that it was based on him.
He shouted on street corners he moved bricks into this hood, but he wasn’t building mansions.
Wannabe said he had more money than athletes with shoe deals.
Because he said emphatically that money laundering was the new skill.
When people asked him where this money was, Wannabe said it was off-shore.
Because he did not want the federal government to mess with it anymore.
Wannabe claimed that the product he sold was so strong it made people cough.
Listeners shook their heads, telling him that if it was true then something was off.
They said that it sounded like he had bad product that was painful.
He then retorted that Columbians called him the Snow Angel.
But Wannabe could not even point to Columbia on an atlas.
He said it was because he had a girlfriend there he had catfished.
They called up people who Wannabe had said were his henchmen
And those men were confused when they said Wannabe ran with them.
He looked frantic until he said that those men had memory loss.
And that rival Columbians revered him as an enemy boss.
He kept talking, but eventually people stopped paying attention.
When Wannabe was brought up in conversation, he didn’t get a mention
Nov 3, 2017
Nov 3, 2017 at 5:16 PM UTC