So now we have captain Cook
OK, he might be worth a look
But Andrew Strauss
Back in his house
To my very core I am shook
In the test team new names do pop
With Carberry right at the top
All rounders not thin
With Tredwell for spin
And Wright giving a biff and a bop
Shahzard is there for swing
Of reverse he can be king
And if Prior gets vexed
Steve Davies comes next
Pardon me if start to sing.
Onto the **** One-Day side
This I simply cannot abide
Or believe what I read
Cook is now made to lead
At table bottom we will reside.
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Fury-inducing ODI selections detract from some sensible test ones.