"caerphilly" poems
***** dai the dogger,
went searching thro the woods,
with hope of voyeurism,
or ********* if he could,
sound of heavy breathing,
saw shadows through the trees,
a man was standing up,
woman on her knees.
they noticed dai was watching,
a dogger with a bone,
would you like to join us,
if we take you home?
*** show and a *********
***** dai's delight,
they led him to a carpark,
in darkness of the night,
we don't live very far,
our house is near caerphilly,
lady did'nt say much,
her partners name was billy.
snuggled up in bed,
dai's pants off,
so was billy's,
then dai shot through the window.....
cos both of them had willy's.
Feb 27, 2010
Feb 27, 2010 at 1:40 AM UTC
englishman....one's wife's rather stupid,as thick as one could be,thinks wales is part of england,and some are in the sea.jock....ma womans thick as shite,rite aff her ****** noodle,she took ma rottie fer a walk,an came back wi a poodle.paddy....oi'l be ye all,witt out a doubt,moi missus is da tickest,das ever bin about,she went out for a hen night,somwher near caerphilly,she had ten condoms in her bag,and has'nt got a *****
Feb 23, 2010
Feb 23, 2010 at 12:04 PM UTC
I bow down and ask your blessing
my Red Dragon Flag Sister
I sit and wait and kneel outside
the castle keep of Caerphilly Castle
Twice I have kneeled here once a child
and once a man searching
and now I lye down prostrate
a beggar begging your blessing
Jun 18, 2014
Jun 18, 2014 at 6:03 PM UTC
I got involved in a fight at Cradley Heath
Resulted in losing my two front teeth
Then another fight and a loss of my left eye
Got into a argument on the high street at Ross - on-Wye
A bus accident followed and I lost both feet
I was running for a bus at Birmingham New Street
After this it was the time I lost my hair
It happened in Scotland I think it was in Ayr
My next body part to lose was my dear old *****
Caused by a jealous Welsh husband at Caerphilly
I was talking too much in the town of Louth
Yep you've guessed it I lost my lips and mouth
Please don't pity me I still have my heart and brain
Actually that's a lie as today I got hit by a train
Sep 17, 2017
Sep 17, 2017 at 2:00 AM UTC
I once knew an ant, called Brilli
Who was born, it is said, in Caerphilly
She found it a squeeze
When she got cheese on her knees
Brilli Ant was actually quite silly
by Jemia
Aug 1, 2022
Aug 1, 2022 at 8:00 AM UTC