It's Sunday morning, after a good *****, & I'm *****-jacked flaccid
'cause Bruce Jenner's ***, on wolverine claw that's done rotted gray
****** captures flies ******* fly-seed in the cadaver of Oliver Reed
over the theory I'm mounting that puts 34th placers into parade lead
ahead by a thread in filthy Gravesend, 1 London-transfer from Kent
Robert Oliver Reed (13 February 1938 – 2 May 1999) was an English actor known for his upper-middle class, macho image and "hellraiser" lifestyle. Notable films include The Trap (1966), playing Bill Sikes in the Best Picture Oscar winner Oliver! (1968), Women in Love (1969), Hannibal Brooks (1969), The Devils (1971), portraying Athos in The Three Musketeers (1973), Tommy (1975), Lion of the Desert (1981), Castaway (1986), The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988), Funny Bones (1995) and Gladiator (2000) (the latter released posthumously).