"burley" poems
HI DUDES ALL OVER THE WORLD, MY NAME IS JOHNNY BROWN
AND I JUST UPLOADED MY AUSTRALIA DAY FIREWORKS DISPLAY
ON LAKE BURLEY GRIFFIN, THIS AIN’T MY FIRST FIREWORKS DISPLAY
I DID, BUT THE FIRST I POSTED ON YOU TUBE, THIS LOOKS SPECTACULAR
YOU SEE EVEN IF I HAD VOICES IN MY HEAD, I DRAINED IT OUT, AND FILMED
THIS GREAT FIREWORKS SHOW, FOR ALL OF YOU, SO WATCH HOW CANBERRA
CAN PUT ON A AUSSIE DAY FIREWORKS SHOW, IT GOES FOR 12 MINUTES
BUT IT’S A FABULOUS FIREWORKS SHOW, PLEASE FIND AT LEAST A QUARTER OF AN HOUR
TO CHECK OUT JOHNNY’S FIREWORKS SHOW, OK
YOU SEE, THIS WAS COOL, AND YOU WILL SEE HOW COOL THIS SHOW IS, OK
SO WATCH HOW I PUT ONE ON, OK DUDES, LET’S PARTY AS YOU WATCH MY YOUTUBE
FIREWORKS SHOW FROM LAKE BURLEY GRIFFIN, ON AAA YOUTUBE TV
ENJOY YASELF, BOBBYE
Jan 29, 2015
Jan 29, 2015 at 12:15 AM UTC
my dream house
you see my dream house is just by lake burley griffin
and as you walk in there is a coke machine at the top of
a big escalator, and at the bottom of that escalator there
are two doors, 1 door is the offices where people work and
on the other side there is my front door and i know it sounds like every
young persons fantasy, but as you enter, it was like, well the first thing you
see is the hat rack in front of the first door to the gymnasium which had a treadmill and a rower and a bike
and as you walk further you enter the lounge room where there is
a nice comfy corner lounge and a LED TV and a big stereo where you can
listen to your favourite music and as you walk further, there is an internet station
where the computer is an apple with iPads and iPhones and the internet server was
iinet wireless broadband, and as you walk further on, you see the kitchen where they had a built in
dishwasher and stove and fridge, and it had all the latest kitchen gadgets that money can buy, yeah
that sounds so cool and it has built in hot and cold water jets as well as normal tap water, and as you
walk further you see the bathroom with a shower sink and toilet with a clean air contraption, to get rid of
oopsy smells, and the bedroom was right near the other side window looking over the wonderful startrack oval
but i can’t see in because of the grandstands around it, and there was a walk in wardrobe which rarely got
messy, and i had round the clock help with cleaning and cooking, yeah this is absolute paradise, but it will
always remain just a dream house
Mar 28, 2016
Mar 28, 2016 at 5:52 AM UTC
you see they say i’m a spy
but i say i am a writer
i really hate these people in here
you see they a rev nutty as a fruitcake
and they have no brains
but they are poor
they just think they are giving me what i want
you see, as i write these thoughts down
they say to fucken me
that i am a spy who is trying to bring the universe to earth, yes i am
and this lady, needs to leave me, cause she is spoiling the aura
of what i am doing here
there is nothing fucken wrong with what i am doing
but i don’t want to squabble with them, or get in cat fights
cause these people are dangerous if you run them up the wrong way
ya see, everyone wants to come here to have
a bit of peace and quiet,
but there versions of peace and quiet is queer, dudes
this lady claims people are poisoning her
she is a real CRAZY lady
and needs to be locked up for 2000 years or something
ya see only little babies do what she does
and i can’t understand why she is nice one minute
and suddenly turns nasty, dudes
yeah dudes, she has these crazy delusions that
the world is out to get her
and i am trying to bring her to outer space, to let her sing
but in hindsight it appears, she doesn’t want to sing
i don’t believe she is getting married
who would marry an ugly woman like her, anyway
she’s an old fucken hag, one minute she’s nice
and the next minute she’s nasty
also she has people to protect her if she tried to **** herself
ya see she’s nice but she can turn nasty
and is she just pretending to get married
to try and fool people,
so i want cronus to get into her mind,
but she hates mind games
and she is nutty as a fruitcake
and i hope she falls into the river with the old memories of the loch ness monster
can emerge in lake burley griffin
saying, if this woman is forced to **** herself, let’s keep her alive
Jun 3, 2015
Jun 3, 2015 at 8:22 PM UTC
He tucks a cigarette behind his ear
Then grabs it back and taps its filter end
Against the bar. He takes a sip of beer,
Exchanging glances with his lady friend.
He fumbles for his lighter, puts it near
The unlit coffin nail, then leaves to spend
A penny, it appears. (It's yet unclear
The fire will ever find the burley blend.)
Returning now to Zippo and his dear,
He fiddles with a **** to make extend
A perfect jet to kiss the atmosphere,
Then gently lets the cigarette descend
To flame, inhaling deeply, blowing smoke--
Extinguishing a sudden urge to choke.
Jun 30, 2016
Jun 30, 2016 at 11:04 AM UTC