"blinkin" poems
Today its my birthday
But im not having a party
Cos im ill
Im not having cake
Cos im ill
I couldnt go out with the girls last night
Cos im blinkin ill
So im putting my birthday off
Until another day
Cos thou the sun is shining
I really int feeling it
Feb 12, 2011
Feb 12, 2011 at 2:03 AM UTC
I wonder 'oo and wot 'e was,
That 'Un I got so slick.
I couldn't see 'is face because
The night was 'ideous thick.
I just made out among the black
A blinkin' wedge o' white;
Then biff! I guess I got 'im crack --
The man I killed last night.
I wonder if account o' me
Some ***** will go *****
And 'eaps o' lives will never be,
Because 'e's stark and dead?
Or if 'is missis damns the war,
And by some candle light,
Tow-headed kids are prayin' for
The Fritz I copped last night.
I wonder, 'struth, I wonder why
I 'ad that 'orful dream?
I saw up in the giddy sky
The gates o' God agleam;
I saw the gates o' 'eaven shine
Wiv everlastin' light:
And then . . . I knew that I'd got mine,
As 'e got 'is last night.
Aye, bang beyond the broodin' mists
Where spawn the mother stars,
I 'ammered wiv me ****** fists
Upon them golden bars;
I 'ammered till a devil's doubt
Fair froze me wiv affright:
To fink wot God would say about
The bloke I corpsed last night.
I 'ushed; I wilted wiv despair,
When, like a rosy flame,
I sees a angel standin' there
'Oo calls me by me name.
'E 'ad such soft, such shiny eyes;
'E 'eld 'is 'and and smiled;
And through the gates o' Paradise
'E led me like a child.
'E led me by them golden palms
Wot 'ems that jeweled street;
And seraphs was a-singin' psalms,
You've no ideer 'ow sweet;
Wiv cheroobs crowdin' closer round
Than peas is in a pod,
'E led me to a shiny mound
Where beams the throne o' God.
And then I 'ears God's werry voice:
"Bill 'agan, 'ave no fear.
Stand up and glory and rejoice
For 'im 'oo led you 'ere."
And in a nip I seemed to see:
Aye, like a flash o' light,
My angel pal I knew to be
The chap I plugged last night.
Now, I don't claim to understand --
They calls me Bonehead Bill;
They shoves a rifle in me 'and,
And show me 'ow to ****
Me job's to risk me life and limb,
But . . . be it wrong or right,
This cross I'm makin', it's for 'im,
The cove I croaked last night.
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Standing by the window, Polaroid in hand,
he stared out at the hubcap rolling in the sand;
now the screen door, she was whistelin’ a sad and lonely tune,
and the ******* dogs, they were barkin’ at the moon.
Midnight roared and the sky came apart at the seams.
He looked up and saw where Jesus hides his dreams;
they were glitterin' gold, and blinkin' purple-pink—
he was sure the little girl in the picture winked.
Feb 10, 2011
Feb 10, 2011 at 2:08 AM UTC
I come on me bike tonight,
Blast bor,
That wind were agin me the whole blinkin way
I wholey hoop that change afore I goo hoom agin.
Nov 11, 2016
Nov 11, 2016 at 1:53 AM UTC
It's big boys and their toys
Highway cruising poise
But oh dear,
Cover your ears
What a blinkin noise!
He wheeled it out with pride
Took it for a ride
Cornered too quick,
Felt it slip
And pranged his Electra Glide
Jun 8, 2013
Jun 8, 2013 at 5:51 AM UTC
On a night no different than
The others that abound
I spotted six unsavory men
Together, hanging around
I told meself, "Now looks at them
They seem a likely lot
What may have stole me puddin packs
Right out me secret ***
I thoughts a bit then took a chance
I walked into their midst
I told about the puddin stole
And ask 'em if they didst
They laughed a bunch and thought me for jestin'
But 'twasn't I what told them jokes
And when they saw I was being earnest
They gave me slaps and pokes
I thought I saw a blinkin light
Above me twisted head
But twas only lights of painfulness
Like parts of me was dead
I never found me puddin packs
And it truly made me sad
Cos I was to make puddin cake
For me child what wasn't bad
Sep 3, 2013
Sep 3, 2013 at 12:01 AM UTC
*God its cold tonight
I wouldnt of bothered but its easy cash
and i'm dying for a fix*
'What did that bloke just say to you kate'?
'cheeky git'
**'don't get nothing for free in life mate
go back to your borin wife , what she not know how to do ya good'**
'Blokes like that make me blinkin laugh'
**'Well you keep laughing little one cos there in't much to
laugh at down this street for sure'**
'you got any johnny's?'
**'What the hell you doing coming out unprepared, here you go
don't say i don't do nothin for ya'**
The girls hanging on corners
*For a ***** little fix*
Food to feed their children
Their pimps pullin their tricks
**All dressed up
Thinking they lookin ****
When they are just lookin like a couple of tarts
If only daddy could see you now it would break his blinkin heart
*You can look down your noses
You can think your better by far
But who bought you the watch darling
or the spankin new car
Who payed for the holiday to florida
Or the trip with the girls to japan
what makes you better than them girls*
When you really dont even love your man
Thats why he goes to them
*Cheap thrills
Circus tricks
Grubby man*
**Who are the clowns
Take them down
strip them bare
their all the same
It's just the game**
Dec 1, 2010
Dec 1, 2010 at 2:10 PM UTC
I just love it.
can't get enough of it.,
just did a line and It's only nine
5 glasses over to the finest wine.
bra,
Bra.
BRAAA!
pant's around my feet , I'm pouncin to thiss beat.
I'm fealin for that ***** I think I'm actin thirsty.
my mind is a rush I really want my crush .
This dubby's so loud My head's in some cloud
I cant take a seetin my feet are takin thinkin.
I won't be even blinkin.!
........................................And he's hear in his lincoln mmm...
more beer , More gear more Cheer! my dear ^-^
bustin outta light show ,.
tahh Now wer'e sippin nd I'm trippin..
how I'm trippin Nd i'm livinn.
(sais the white girl that want's to be a rapper)
Apr 30, 2013
Apr 30, 2013 at 8:14 PM UTC
Help me dig this tough old plant
roots all mats like a rasta's head
flowers look alright I grant
but it aims to dominate this bed
Blooming with a pretty yellow
don't remember by what name
dig it up with me good fellow
it's become a proper pain
Strongest fork, in real deep
coming out like rotten teeth
every bit now, fossick down
go to hell, what's this we've found?
Clanking heavy rusty metal
tumbles from the fork
that my dear - now I could be wrong -
looks rather like a blinkin' bomb!
So I made the call
local bobbies came look see
took a photo, got i.d.
then we made a cup of tea
Call the bomb squad, you can never tell
firing X-rays, diagnosis solid stable anti-aircraft shell
that was it, they took it away
the end of our unusual day
May 28, 2012
May 28, 2012 at 2:28 AM UTC
I just love it.
can't get enough of it.,
just did a line and It's only nine
5 glasses over to the finest wine.
bra,
Bra.
BRAAA!
pant's around my feet , I'm pouncin to thiss beat.
I'm fealin for that ***** I think I'm actin thirsty.
my mind is a rush I really want my crush .
This dubby's so loud My head's in some cloud
I cant take a seetin my feet are takin thinkin.
I won't be even blinkin.!
........................................And he's hear in his lincoln mmm...
more beer , More gear more Cheer! my dear ^-^
bustin outta light show ,.
tahh Now wer'e sippin nd I'm trippin..
how I'm trippin Nd i'm livinn.
(sais the white girl that want's to be a rapper)
May 11, 2013
May 11, 2013 at 9:38 PM UTC
The right eye I avoid blinkin',
There is a new irritant therein,
But harmless compared to the killer,
The killer roamin' here an' there,
Thousands of faces she always had,
And she dons one or the other,
Kills by the name of the lover.
Feb 5, 2017
Feb 5, 2017 at 1:15 AM UTC
Jesus send me to tell you
to get down on your knees
He said he had mighty plans
And your soul he would tease
Jesus said dear pebbles
give this message to jack the man
tell him I want to know
where he has parked my blinkin van
Then jesus seemed quite angry
Seemed to have something to hide
What was it in that van jack
What did you an jesus hide?
Pride comes at a price
he whispered that in my ear
Then jesus turned and left me alone
I thought it all rather queer
Nov 30, 2010
Nov 30, 2010 at 9:19 AM UTC
Layin here thinkin blinkin underage drinkin, livin now later never comes, prayers to above, embracing the love, will they remember the name? Will they change their ways, when I have no more days, these the thoughts that make my mind a haze, blunts blaze til the next phase, another level of life, can you survive the maze? pass go, bob hope, my life a game show, grand prize- trip to heaven, crossroads will I see them? The ones I care about most or will I be here to roast, faith is in The Lord, my souls belongs to thee, no fee, but to be, living breathing example of the one truth: love, passion for compassion, serving others, future not guaranteed, all I need... Is capital G O D.
Mar 21, 2014
Mar 21, 2014 at 5:26 AM UTC
don'tchange
please
'cause I've always liked you
smelling how you do
I really have so
don't change
please, please
don't change
for I've always liked you
dressin' like you do....
I really do
mmmm..mmmm..mmm.mmm.mmmm
mmmm mnmm.mmm mmm mmmm
don't change
please
don't change
'cause I've always like that old plaid shirt on you
I really do
don't change
please don't change
it's the oldest one you have
and it surely makes me glad
and you know I like to wear it sometimes too...
mmmm...mmmm..mmm.mmm
mmmm..mmmm..mmm..mmm
stay the same
stay the same old you
I have no gripe with tripe
but it's surely ripe on you
stay the same
cause you've got my eyeball blinkin'
and maybe it's my thinkin'
but I'm not afraid of stinkin'
just as long as you're alive
your old smells will do
don't change
don't change
please
don't change
but a shower would be good.
Mar 23, 2014
Mar 23, 2014 at 11:18 PM UTC
It looks blinkin' high,
I laughed
well
she was talking of the sky,
as big as a giant
she said,
Think then
said I,
how big is the bed
if the giant's as big as the sky?
Oh, easy,
the bed's slightly smaller than
the giant who's taller by far
than the giants I've met
even those
at the giants bazaar,
so the sky must be huge,
as big as a giant,
she said.
and
that's by far
the strangest but
true tale.
Aug 10, 2016
Aug 10, 2016 at 9:14 AM UTC