he hooligans feet
you see the hooligans are trapping me down and down, making me feel, i am too shy
to be like anyone cool, and i don’t want this to happen, the reality is, my feet have fungus
but it could be the hooligans trapping me, making me believe that i8 will never be a family person
ever again, and another thing too, the fungus is building up on my feet, here is a song
the hooligans have trapped my feet hooray hooray
yeah they have trapped my feet hooray hooray
you see the hooligans have trapped me down, like i have been ******* by a terrorist, yeah
and i feel like i am hooligan forever and forever amen, oh lord
you see the hooligan is me back then, the me who wanted to destroy the world
by taking each boy away, so they couldn’t find a girl, my lord
you see i said ha ha ha, you oldies are going down
you see i am a mean dude, who needs to break away
and this hooligan stays in my body till i am too old for ***
yeah, the hooligans will hassle me, like my old pal rex
you see, how this hooligan will hassle me, by ripping the shyness out of me
i want the hooligan out of my body, but it’s so fucken hard
i want it out i want it out, but really i am too filthy yeah
i am hearing blackboards ghost my mate, ya see my previous life who was beheaded
and i remember being killed by a strange man named fred
well, him, he was crazy, but so am i
i hate everyone saying i am CRAZY, it drives me nuts
i hear these voices, saying come to the other side
and be my friend, yeah mate yeah, this would be the coolest thing
just like me, the coolest thing
and the hooligans have his legs tied and his arms tied
and every time he walks, his feet will be planted on the floor
like he has been trapped forever and ever amen
you see i was trying to be a hooligan to show my family that they are so shy
you see, keeping my legs planted on the floor, is to say, i am a cool kid
and i was protecting myself from the bad spirits
ya see if i tied myself up, or pushed my feet to the ground
i can tease my family forever
but this could turn nasty as some actual hooligans rob me, by saying your not a hooligan, mate
in a really angry voice, and i don’t want to rob banks or steal cars, no that ain’t for me
please don’t make me rob banks, i hate that kind of life
cause i close my eyes, and draw back the curtain to see for certain a budweiser beer
and all young people got drunk with me, yeah, how about you take your beer
and get the **** right out of here
you see i don’t know for sure if my feet are itchy, because i feel my hooligan coming back to me
or is it just, the fact that i am too nice for the real world, and the hooligans keep me in, young dude heaven, to protect me
with a clash of drums, a flash of light, my itchy feet became hooligan feet
i was floating off to darkness, please leave me alone
and i saw my dad, drinking a methane smoothie, that i left there for him to tip all over me
hey baby ooh yeah hey, i want to know if this hooligan will kidnap simon
hey baby ooh yeah hey i want to know if this hooligan will kidnap simon
you see brian allan is a family person, who doesn’t wanna rob banks cause they are bad
i know they are poor, and i know they are having heaps of problems, but hey baby ooh yeah, hey
i want to know if the hooligan will kidnap simon
you see people are treating me like a hooligan, i don’t want to be a hooligan
i am a family person, who has a lot of fun, yeah
why don’t these so called families leave me alone
you see, they are treating me like a hooligan, all because i was shyer than the so called teasing families
i am a family person, more so than them, i hate the hooligans trying to trap me under the families
so they can ask me to rob banks, I DON’T WANT TO ROB BANKS, I HATE EVERYONE TEASING ME
I AM NOT A HOOLIGAN, REALLY, I AM A FAMILY PERSON, WHO HAS, itchy hooligan feet
BECAUSE I MADE A MISTAKE IN LIFE