"bifurcum" poems
Once upon a time
I used to hate emojis
And i still hate them
They are round and yellow
Which reminds me of the Minions
Cuz they were down with jaundice
And for the record
I hate the minions too
Almost half of the emojis
Got those ####### blue tears
Since when did salt water
Become blue?
Then there is that poo/shit emoji
So confusing....
The reason for my brk up
My GF asked me what
I would get for her on valentine's day
Me , being stupid
Messaged her the poo emoji
Thinking that it was a chocolate emoji
And BAM!! the brk up took place
With a kick in my bifurcum
That break up
Currently
Hols the record of the most stupid break up
In the history of
Stupid break ups
Dec 24, 2019
Dec 24, 2019 at 1:34 AM UTC