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"bets" poems
A is for Alpha B is for Barbie C is for Couple D is for Destiny E is for Engagement F is for Fancy G is for Gullible H is for Happy I is for Illusion J is for Jealous K is for Kingdom L is for Lonely M is for Mistress N is for Nagging O is for Often P is for Pregnant Q is for Question R is for Rejecting S is for Suicide T is for Traumatize U is for Understand V is for Vaguely W is for Whisky X is for Xanax Y is for Yesterday Z is for Zombie.
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Jul 6, 2018
Jul 6, 2018 at 3:07 AM UTC
Alpha bets
And I will make sure that if anything were to happen, It would do little to affect you. It's not everyday You find a goose that lays eggs With speckled jewels and golden flakes The world is full of incongruity And there's no doubt about the certainty That something bad may happen, And we don't want that, do we? So listen carefully. The world is a giant carboniferous spicule Hanging in a nest of hydroxic gas and particulae Spinning within the gaps of a blackened dome Of limitless space and out of control There is no telling what way it will go There is no prediction that has fortold Any number of moments in this tumbling slumber Between the darkest hell and the further horizon I so deftly advise you with all certification To please place your bets and fly by echolocation Your eyes will mislead, your ears will displease And there is no way we can refund divine warranties This machinery has a half life of quarks And energies that vibrate into other orbits Trajectories Retaining the spin and informative piece Of that golden goose let loose amongst the canopy Of dark, off into neverland, straight on Till new morning, Beyond the stars So please good sir don't migrate away from me I have so much to give and such pain I have seen Those that fatten their goose with **** till it quacks, Those ravenous souls who ate their gift for a snack, And when life finally cuts them down to their last, They will howl and yowl and pray that goose back. This is a game, Have a good little laugh Don't waste your time or your money On a daffy Aflack Policy that keeps you policed to the earth, No way to fly, Stuck in the dirt. That is no way to live in the dream, That is no way to let death trickle in So please, pretty please, make sure you have coverages And a couple extra dollars in the pocket of those jeans Wander freely, you great big atomic bomb, you. Do catastrophic damages and I'll pay your dues. Ride the road coast to coast, Fly a bird 'round the world, Take a truck till you're home, Find a love you can trust. Find a place where your egg And your legs seek nowhere else Lay down those roots, It's Eden or bust.
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Jul 18, 2018
Jul 18, 2018 at 1:03 PM UTC
I will insure your golden goose for $100k/$300k respectively
And I will make sure that if anything were to happen, It would do little to affect you. It's not everyday You find a goose that lays eggs With speckled jewels and golden flakes The world is full of incongruity And there's no doubt about the certainty That something bad may happen, And we don't want that, do we? So listen carefully. The world is a giant carboniferous spicule Hanging in a nest of hydroxic gas and particulae Spinning within the gaps of a blackened dome Of limitless space and out of control There is no telling what way it will go There is no prediction that has fortold Any number of moments in this tumbling slumber Between the darkest hell and the further horizon I so deftly advise you with all certification To please place your bets and fly by echolocation Your eyes will mislead, your ears will displease And there is no way we can refund divine warranties This machinery has a half life of quarks And energies that vibrate into other orbits Trajectories Retaining the spin and informative piece Of that golden goose let loose amongst the canopy Of dark, off into neverland, straight on Till new morning, Beyond the stars So please good sir don't migrate away from me I have so much to give and such pain I have seen Those that fatten their goose with **** till it quacks, Those ravenous souls who ate their gift for a snack, And when life finally cuts them down to their last, They will howl and yowl and pray that goose back. This is a game, Have a good little laugh Don't waste your time or your money On a daffy Aflack Policy that keeps you policed to the earth, No way to fly, Stuck in the dirt. That is no way to live in the dream, That is no way to let death trickle in So please, pretty please, make sure you have coverages And a couple extra dollars in the pocket of those jeans Wander freely, you great big atomic bomb, you. Do catastrophic damages and I'll pay your dues. Ride the road coast to coast, Fly a bird 'round the world, Take a truck till you're home, Find a love you can trust. Find a place where your egg And your legs seek nowhere else Lay down those roots, It's Eden or bust.
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Bunga Bunga everywhere, a powerful man with silly hair seduced a girl too young and scared, was married too but didn’t care. Corrupt and feared! Bunga Bunga sounds like fun, a swimming pool and saucy sun, an Egyptian that was on the run Or, under-aged Morocun Who ****** the boss! Bunga Bunga ***** and ***** coffles of women to choose and buy and grab and ride and use, with confidence and so much to lose, but why didn’t he lose? Why didn’t he lose when it was on the news and hundreds of thousands of people accused   him of scandal and incompetence? He never revealed his conscience or any remorse for play boy antics so far removed from his pedantic stereotype as a political leader, more like a ****** wheeler dealer, pervy old ***** geezer, over cologned, greasy, heavy breather; machinating falsifier; misogynistic ********** He prized a Ruby above the rest. Bunga bunga, what a pest... she leaked his private fetish fest; poor Silvio, he tried his best to hide the bribes and bets and ****** and drugs and threats but never could care what was right and what was fair. Could only care about the colour of his **** hair.
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May 8, 2018
May 8, 2018 at 11:45 AM UTC
Berlusconi
I remember you from your beautiful smile your cinnamon scented hair your contagious laughter your nail-biting addiction your pointless insecurities to our silly inside jokes our dumb little fights our peculiar bets our goofy text messages through tears and smiles you were the only one who understood my unspoken words my concealed pain my unexpressed happiness my puzzled feelings counting your days we recalled our mischievous memories when we danced in the rain when we rang doorbells and ran away when we pranked the gullible ones when we stole Ikea pencils when we fangirled over stunning guys when we were together everything turn into excitements moments with you I remember them all, Grace it was a week before December twenty-fifth when the monstrous cells stopped your heart a glimpse of smile appeared upon your face as you're being taken far away from us skin turned pale body stiffened tears flooded my sight there were wailing across the room time flies like a bullet train without you it's a rainy day today you've always loved rainy days sinking my knees in the dew-wet grass raindrops whisper in my ears as I brush off the gray snow from your stone I still remember you, Grace I still do
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Nov 12, 2013
Nov 12, 2013 at 5:27 AM UTC
For My Grace
HEAR YE HEAR YEIt's a wedding bell for bedding well cause' we're crushin' the illusion of Russian collusion! CNN wets on Russian bedding but Trump bets on Russian wedding, and you're invited to the bridal shower. Punking the monkery, dig the debunkery; from Rasputin to Putin it's time for some straight shootin'. Hillary looks old and glowers at Donald's rumored golden showers. Our media owes US an explanation for streams of steaming urination, but we are willing to forgive and use their wet diapers as debt wipers. My poem's appeal may take a toll, but let its little peal now roll: ****** ****** rings the bell A Fake News warning; time to spell out what was wet with Moscow girls. Putin's putas ?  Wisdom's pearls were pried from Truth's reluctant shell, banishing Hillary straight to hell. None. It's what we want left over from this hag. We now discover beds were dry; it all amounted (all those golden tricks recounted) to less than a tepid bowl of kasha. . . Russia laughed from her summer dacha. InfoWars was on it first while Dems spun lies from false to worst, awarding cash for faked dossiers embellished with the CIA's well-trained performing circus-seal. The FBI endorsed the deal as RINOS horned in on the action: Washingtonian distraction; a democrat-concocted fuss— . . . but we ALL paid Hillary to **** on us.
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Oct 26, 2017
Oct 26, 2017 at 4:47 PM UTC
Fake News Wets Bed
It’s been said that I couldn’t do it, Go without a nut till the end of December. The whispers growing louder as The bets are growing higher, Cause no one trust the line that Timur has given up the nut, Ah, let me check... yes From the mid of November. Am I crazy to play this game? Cause I’m as weak as any other man. And what can be better then a nut on A cold morning in mid of December? And oh my god there’s so many nuts, Of every shape, size and color But ****** I’m a man and I can Give up a nut till the end of December. But you better believe it That the day after The Cold Sad December, Your boy is going crazy to celebrate The End Of No Nut December.
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Nov 18, 2018
Nov 18, 2018 at 8:44 PM UTC
Till The End Of December
i am not one for making bets but i bet your heart skipped too when my soul recognized you
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Jan 10, 2018
Jan 10, 2018 at 3:52 PM UTC
recognition
(To my sisters and brother) I will always miss … Our sunset ending quarrels Our never-ending teases Christmas’ shared carols Warm hugs Through sweet gazes The sarcastic smiling faces The growing-up races Revenge taking chases Greed over goodies to be hidden In unpredictable places And I will always miss … Competitions and crazy bets Singing hilarious duets Of made-up songs in the shower This innocence Of our childish humor Screamed from a room to another That art of tricking eachother To cleverly stay in control Or wrestling over the remote control And I will always miss … Decades of shared history Amplified joy and divided misery Bursts of laughter on old tapes Creatively imagined games Of whirlpools in drapes And goalkeeper leaps Random costume parties Daily role-play stories Sega sagas from dusk to dawn Alliances and conspiracies Sisters, my lovely sisters Wise, you have become Loving wives, caring mothers Soon, you will become Make sure your kids relive What we used to live Their uncle will make you proud Just like you fill him with pride Brother, dear brother I secretly looked up to you As I grew older I kept resembling you It doesn’t matter If you’re a little far Brotherhood’s a matter Of unbreakable bond And I will always admire, respect, love and cherish … Every single one of you
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Nov 21, 2013
Nov 21, 2013 at 12:06 PM UTC
Innate Blessings
Hey kid, you've been dead a few weeks and I'd just like to say hello. The ground has its first December coat of fragile snow over your dead body and I know you can't feel the cold but I'll tell you right now, I can see my frozen toes, just barely move them, breathe up into the sky, Id be lying if I said I still cry every day. But, I'm lying to myself if I said that I'm not trying to take back your pain every day in a way that won't make your heart start beating again. I wonder if those butterflies ever drank up the nectar from your blood, probed their soft tongues into the velvet of your cuts, those razor blade ribbons, oh holy romantic, how you bleed like Mozart and bleed like ballads of classic rock stars, how they whip your face with sour sweat and drugs and drugs and drugs until you find yourself half asleep, brain swept under the rug. Did you know only 1.5% of drug overdose related suicide attempts are successful? Beautiful blonde martyr for an ugly catholic high school in an ugly state in the ugliest of its hearts, how does it feel to be 1 in 100? How does it feel to be a rarity, carbon pressed into diamond? How does it feel to be cry for a week, left in the grass to roll like waves, buried without a name and a face and a grave? In the latest of solemn sleep deprived nights I press my ear to the chest of the 100th depressed boy I come across and don't feel Vicodin climbing up his arteries, don't feel Klonopin, OxyContin, Ibuprofen. I can't seem to find the one, who knows, maybe you were it and all my efforts really were wasted. All those nights I've stayed up late did nothing. All those knives I stole, all that blood I wiped away with t-shirt sleeves, all the blankets I've put around stupid shaking shoulders, all the bittersweet will this be the last time your skin is this warm hugs, God did they mean nothing at all? I lock my jaw into a permanent silence, buy back time by putting my money where your knife is. I take bets on when someone will die next. I read the label on every bottle of Xanax. I roll over in my bed again and again, and try to put you to rest again. Amen.
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Dec 13, 2016
Dec 13, 2016 at 10:52 PM UTC
Ode to November 27
Hey kid, you've been dead a few weeks and I'd just like to say hello. The ground has its first December coat of fragile snow over your dead body and I know you can't feel the cold but I'll tell you right now, I can see my frozen toes, just barely move them, breathe up into the sky, Id be lying if I said I still cry every day. But, I'm lying to myself if I said that I'm not trying to take back your pain every day in a way that won't make your heart start beating again. I wonder if those butterflies ever drank up the nectar from your blood, probed their soft tongues into the velvet of your cuts, those razor blade ribbons, oh holy romantic, how you bleed like Mozart and bleed like ballads of classic rock stars, how they whip your face with sour sweat and drugs and drugs and drugs until you find yourself half asleep, brain swept under the rug. Did you know only 1.5% of drug overdose related suicide attempts are successful? Beautiful blonde martyr for an ugly catholic high school in an ugly state in the ugliest of its hearts, how does it feel to be 1 in 100? How does it feel to be a rarity, carbon pressed into diamond? How does it feel to be cry for a week, left in the grass to roll like waves, buried without a name and a face and a grave? In the latest of solemn sleep deprived nights I press my ear to the chest of the 100th depressed boy I come across and don't feel Vicodin climbing up his arteries, don't feel Klonopin, OxyContin, Ibuprofen. I can't seem to find the one, who knows, maybe you were it and all my efforts really were wasted. All those nights I've stayed up late did nothing. All those knives I stole, all that blood I wiped away with t-shirt sleeves, all the blankets I've put around stupid shaking shoulders, all the bittersweet will this be the last time your skin is this warm hugs, God did they mean nothing at all? I lock my jaw into a permanent silence, buy back time by putting my money where your knife is. I take bets on when someone will die next. I read the label on every bottle of Xanax. I roll over in my bed again and again, and try to put you to rest again. Amen.
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My addiction is starving My demons are arguing The classic threats Their classic bets On for wich one of them I will fall
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Feb 21, 2015
Feb 21, 2015 at 9:14 AM UTC
Starving demons
In the short story, "The Rocking-Horse Winner" written by D.H. Lawrence, the young boy, Paul, associates luck with wealth and bets large amounts of money on the soon-to-be winning horses. His family is extremely wealthy but can barely afford to keep up to their title. What is one thing that society does not know yet the children do about the mother? They know that their mother does not love her own children. She gives them everything they need and want except for one thing. And that one thing they do need is love. One knows love by the look in their eyes. It is much more difficult to lie with eyes than with words and actions. She is materialistic and adores money and extravagance. I think we all agree that the mother is oblivious to her situation. How are we not like the mother? The truth is, we are exactly like the mother. She doesn't realize that love is not a number, money or products but that love is looking into one's eyes and showing true affection. We are in complete illusion that wealth leads to happiness. We think the same thoughts when the more we have, the more successful we may be however in reality, it is false. A perfect example is Black Friday. Companies, businesses and customers all decided to cut the Thanksgiving holiday to purchase more "stuff" to make them "happy". They decided to cut the time to spend with family, friends and relatives to spend for themselves and others. Who is the villain in the story? Most believe villains are a something or a someone who prevents the "good guy" from achieving their goal, also known as an antagonist, however the villain in this story cannot be seen, touched, smelled or even tasted. It can only be spoken and heard of. It is an imaginative villain. It is merely the manipulation of the mind of the misconception that luck is associated with wealth. This begins the entire issue with obsession and materialism. I'm sure we all agree that luck is something that happens to you without you possibly deserving or expecting it. But what is luck when others are given it? For example, if a random stranger gives your friend $100, another $1,000, but gave you only $20. Would you still feel lucky? Well, in all honesty it all depends on our circumstances, which then determine our values. Shouldn't it be reversed where our values determine our circumstances? In the end, over the many years of bets and deference, Paul has been riding his rocking horse to find the true winner and to find luck.
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Dec 16, 2013
Dec 16, 2013 at 10:00 PM UTC
The Rocking-Horse Winner
In the short story, "The Rocking-Horse Winner" written by D.H. Lawrence, the young boy, Paul, associates luck with wealth and bets large amounts of money on the soon-to-be winning horses. His family is extremely wealthy but can barely afford to keep up to their title. What is one thing that society does not know yet the children do about the mother? They know that their mother does not love her own children. She gives them everything they need and want except for one thing. And that one thing they do need is love. One knows love by the look in their eyes. It is much more difficult to lie with eyes than with words and actions. She is materialistic and adores money and extravagance. I think we all agree that the mother is oblivious to her situation. How are we not like the mother? The truth is, we are exactly like the mother. She doesn't realize that love is not a number, money or products but that love is looking into one's eyes and showing true affection. We are in complete illusion that wealth leads to happiness. We think the same thoughts when the more we have, the more successful we may be however in reality, it is false. A perfect example is Black Friday. Companies, businesses and customers all decided to cut the Thanksgiving holiday to purchase more "stuff" to make them "happy". They decided to cut the time to spend with family, friends and relatives to spend for themselves and others. Who is the villain in the story? Most believe villains are a something or a someone who prevents the "good guy" from achieving their goal, also known as an antagonist, however the villain in this story cannot be seen, touched, smelled or even tasted. It can only be spoken and heard of. It is an imaginative villain. It is merely the manipulation of the mind of the misconception that luck is associated with wealth. This begins the entire issue with obsession and materialism. I'm sure we all agree that luck is something that happens to you without you possibly deserving or expecting it. But what is luck when others are given it? For example, if a random stranger gives your friend $100, another $1,000, but gave you only $20. Would you still feel lucky? Well, in all honesty it all depends on our circumstances, which then determine our values. Shouldn't it be reversed where our values determine our circumstances? In the end, over the many years of bets and deference, Paul has been riding his rocking horse to find the true winner and to find luck.
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In my hour of childhood I was simple-hearted and free. The notion of existence Intricately confounded me. The true nature of my essence Was not of my discerning. To be—right here and now I did not find such concerning, If existence is a concept Then I am the spawn of chaos. Truly, those of lack of truth Cannot bear what is definitively best Existence is brief, and life is a flower Prepossessing and free, but gone in an hour. This was my cognition set In a world consumed with children's life bets There is nothing in my trials, Nought in my sentimental thought Nothing in my possession, not at all within pure dreams That has the strength to restore my blessed, beloved simplicity...
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Jun 28, 2014
Jun 28, 2014 at 12:14 PM UTC
Simplicity
determination? all i have are half-hearted bets i always lose
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Aug 9, 2014
Aug 9, 2014 at 2:55 AM UTC
determination?
Crave the entire world. Hedging bets is a disuse. Leave nothing to chance. Throw everything at the moon. Burn among the fallen stars.
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Sep 13, 2014
Sep 13, 2014 at 10:15 AM UTC
Tanka for Bukowski
Walking along on the shingle spit At Keyhaven near to Milford on Sea You can almost touch the Isle of Wight Less than a mile away o'er the lea. Crab-fishing next at Mudeford Quay With Lizzie and Sam on the nets When off flies my hat which then lands in the sea Chase is given but I’m taking no bets. Later, me new-hatted, we sit by a pub Enjoying our lunch and a chat And we laugh at the turn of events in the day Particularly at the flight of my hat. Wearily later to our lodgings we go Chicken Cacciatore for dinner, by me We then all collapse and nod off to sleep This just always will happen by the sea. ©Joe Wilson – A Windy Day by the Sea…2014
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Sep 3, 2014
Sep 3, 2014 at 10:50 AM UTC
A Windy Day by the Sea...
I lived my half dictionary life before I could comprehend compulsory compromises. Collectors arise, disguises and devices beeping, chastising my blindness. Gather geography from Afghanistan and Myanmar graciously growing gold gilded gift horses, gleefully gloating about floating far away. My hoof beats above concrete match my heart’s defeat across borders and mountains embroidering cardboard cut-outs calling deserts, decorating front covers. Exhaling handcrafted letters for my missing half, half demanding highest caliber commanders and half commanding completion. Jade jays joyfully lay arrays of bouquets fragile flowers decay faraway in jawbones and jail cells. Begging farewells in a hotel’s lobby began my hobby, early morning coffee and carbon copies concurringly cocky around his dead body. Gang ciphers for cartels are Christmas bells hissing at collars, half dollars embellishing bar crawlers godfathers hollering at car haulers. Atrocities across cities attack, attachable atrophies audibly ambush arthritic anthologies. Anomalies begin apologies between apostrophes, advancing autonomy arousing ancient animosities. All eluding Antarctica, giant frozen crests, multi-coloured ice hidden in my illustrations anxious for my distant half. Friday cassettes and cigarettes deliberately making bets following “M”. Breaking bindings and finding “beta” in alphabet, may feasibly end in debt.
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Feb 17, 2013
Feb 17, 2013 at 1:51 PM UTC
Monday
Let the Dealer take to his Gambles spend Such that his Boots would limit to arcade Which two-fold bets cast odds on top descend And his Service strikes without much delay I meant the Italian you happened to wear And strip for Happy Golgotha delight You wanted Admirers in Cheerful bear Then their Smiles came true for their ****** Sight After all, Talk Show's a Norm-for-the-Woos Which indeed supplements the Popular Which you desired; And asked you turn loose To be one of those Studs Spectacular. Happy for you. Since your own Flesh at stake As you are now Ripe; Your Best Rind you make.
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Mar 11, 2013
Mar 11, 2013 at 3:01 AM UTC
SONNET TRIBUTE SUNDRY - FOURTY-FOUR - TOM DALEY
Plead on naysayer Like the pride of a mouth breather Calloused like the fringe of a broken guard rail You're sharp, and your halfwit isn't enough to keep a light lit But you're clever and you're under my skin with your blood ***** Have you gotten close enough to check my pulse yet? Tell me what it says, I'm sure it's morse code for something Because It's been speaking to me in languages I've never heard of, but based on the hurt I've taken bets Risky guesses better then what the wind lets If I let go it'd take me back to limbo Where the rats and the people scurry all the same, it'd take me somewhere, I don't know I've let you pull me apart to climb inside to take a tour of my heart To let you punch me so hard, something on the other side would come out as a show of art Like a line of blow to the nose, the rows of the pews awe align To make a sound so hurtful, not even your father would turn to give an eye Embarrassed I let you tear me apart, just because I wanted to know what was inside I can't say a word, but two, and all they are is good bye
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Jun 5, 2014
Jun 5, 2014 at 2:46 AM UTC
When 'goodbye' Sounds Sarcastic
When will we learn that we cannot hide. From fears and doubt, time to cast away our pride. No time for foolish thoughts, or for regrets. Let's try to forgive, and in love, let's place our bets. The time is ticking on the clock. No time to waste, or in each other mock. Cheating lying, gossip... "oh this has to stop! Does it really matter, who is on top? There is room for all of us to play. In this world, as we go to work, and teach the kids to pray. No time for bullying or calling names. No need to ridicule, as some people like to blame. Let's pull together to take a stand. To help each other and lend a helping hand.
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Oct 12, 2017
Oct 12, 2017 at 6:11 AM UTC
Lend a helping hand
There's a tiny park a short walk from here where no one ever goes. Though it's always abandoned, I like to walk there when it snows                'cuz it seems like                      a relative. Don't complain to me, my friend if your face is feeling raw; It gets cold here in Montana, and December nights get long.                and they have not                    failed me yet. So salt your frigid frown and lay down bets on warmer times in five more months, the thaw will come and we just might quit rolling snake eyes. Icy air is not your enemy and neither are this small city                                               or I. The same park, it has a baseball field, leaf-covered, looking old the dugout's still in good repair, but the basepaths overgrown                remind me of,            A New Year's alone Remember one warm night when we thought we were in the mood to walk to the convenience store for some box wine and some food?                we played cards,              locked in my room... Now we're crying California tears from laughing all night long. And you don't really hate Montana, you're just doing Winter wrong. So lay your anger down and hedge your bets 'til nicer days don't stay inside, 'cuz you don't have to. Graft my smile over your grimace, this dull white-out's not the end for us and neither is the bitter cold                                                    outside.
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Oct 1, 2014
Oct 1, 2014 at 4:38 PM UTC
Camera 1/Camera 2
There's a tiny park a short walk from here where no one ever goes. Though it's always abandoned, I like to walk there when it snows                'cuz it seems like                      a relative. Don't complain to me, my friend if your face is feeling raw; It gets cold here in Montana, and December nights get long.                and they have not                    failed me yet. So salt your frigid frown and lay down bets on warmer times in five more months, the thaw will come and we just might quit rolling snake eyes. Icy air is not your enemy and neither are this small city                                               or I. The same park, it has a baseball field, leaf-covered, looking old the dugout's still in good repair, but the basepaths overgrown                remind me of,            A New Year's alone Remember one warm night when we thought we were in the mood to walk to the convenience store for some box wine and some food?                we played cards,              locked in my room... Now we're crying California tears from laughing all night long. And you don't really hate Montana, you're just doing Winter wrong. So lay your anger down and hedge your bets 'til nicer days don't stay inside, 'cuz you don't have to. Graft my smile over your grimace, this dull white-out's not the end for us and neither is the bitter cold                                                    outside.
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Beneath that loved and celebrated breast, silent, bored really blindly veined, grieves, maybe lives and lets live, passes bets, something moving but invisibly, and with what clamor why restrained I cannot fathom even a ripple. (See the thin flying of nine black hairs four around one five the other ****** flying almost intolerably on your own breath.) Equivocal, but what we have in common's bound to be there, whatever we must own equivalents for, something that maybe I could bargain with and make a separate peace beneath within if never with.
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O Breath
This is a formal complaint to one Cupid on behalf of the population of earth. We find that you've become somewhat, how can we put it mildly.... unsavory ever since you started drinking. We've found that you have not been taking your job seriously at all since that time We were understanding at first. Your job? It's not an easy one. It tolerates almost no failure, and requires both physical and mental capacity that is beyond what most of us can spare. However...we feel that the alcohol is affecting your judgement and character in a way that we can no longer accept. Below, we've listed the particularly heinous abuses of your power 1. Taking bets on what you can make people fall in love with. John is now smitten with a cactus while Jenny can't stay away from the inflatable Santa Claus on the Morgans' lawn. 2. Having very attractive women fall in love for your...erm...personal pleasure. That's just offensive 3. Having members of the same family fall in love. The vulgarity of it all is just appalling! It's an ****** epidemic! 4. Shooting your arrows at Rhinoceroses and then laughing as they charge a poor unsuspecting person is not funny. 5. Likewise, shooting an unsuspecting person and having them fall in love with a Rhinoceros who doesn't reciprocate is equally unfunny 6. Last, but not least...Please fix the Republican Candidates. Mitt Romney and Rick ******** are trying to get married next week. While I'm happy that they are now "for" gay marriage, this cannot be tolerated. So? Do you have anything to say for yourself? Is that alcohol I smell on your breath? You don't even care, do you? Well...we have no choice but to revok---OW! Oh dear.
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Feb 14, 2012
Feb 14, 2012 at 10:02 PM UTC
Drinking Problem
This is a formal complaint to one Cupid on behalf of the population of earth. We find that you've become somewhat, how can we put it mildly.... unsavory ever since you started drinking. We've found that you have not been taking your job seriously at all since that time We were understanding at first. Your job? It's not an easy one. It tolerates almost no failure, and requires both physical and mental capacity that is beyond what most of us can spare. However...we feel that the alcohol is affecting your judgement and character in a way that we can no longer accept. Below, we've listed the particularly heinous abuses of your power 1. Taking bets on what you can make people fall in love with. John is now smitten with a cactus while Jenny can't stay away from the inflatable Santa Claus on the Morgans' lawn. 2. Having very attractive women fall in love for your...erm...personal pleasure. That's just offensive 3. Having members of the same family fall in love. The vulgarity of it all is just appalling! It's an ****** epidemic! 4. Shooting your arrows at Rhinoceroses and then laughing as they charge a poor unsuspecting person is not funny. 5. Likewise, shooting an unsuspecting person and having them fall in love with a Rhinoceros who doesn't reciprocate is equally unfunny 6. Last, but not least...Please fix the Republican Candidates. Mitt Romney and Rick ******** are trying to get married next week. While I'm happy that they are now "for" gay marriage, this cannot be tolerated. So? Do you have anything to say for yourself? Is that alcohol I smell on your breath? You don't even care, do you? Well...we have no choice but to revok---OW! Oh dear.
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The stately oak stands solemn and quiet Alongside the bucolic covered bridge Its branches hanging downward as if tired Leaves falling slowly into the current Of the rain swollen Watauga River The shadow of the tree clinging starkly Onto the weathered century-old planks Speaking of a time not so far removed When bridge and tree was the gathering place For a day's respite from a hard week's toil Farmers, merchants, wives and children gathered With picnic baskets filled with fried chicken The women chatting in their new bonnets The children wearing last year's Sunday best While the men make bets like Roman soldiers The low mound where the tree's roots are anchored Bare earth beneath the lowest hanging limb A crude stool of newly cut pine upright While waiting for the next unwilling guest Courthouse clock chimes the hour of Golgotha r  14Jan14
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Jan 14, 2014
Jan 14, 2014 at 12:40 PM UTC
The Tree by the Covered Bridge
Watching men defeat each other, Like it's our own little Colosseum. People pay to be up close, To be with the winning team as they boast. The women stand at the side, Cheering for front line tide. They will crash with the other team's wave, Split the difference bets are made. Body on body they battle each other, Do they even know one and another? Or do they just follow the coach's words, "Push forward boys, make them hurl." Game after game, They do the same thing. Win or lose, They still get paid. Paid the big bucks to put on a show, Commercials roll on before you know. Get you to buy, get you to watch, Buy this ****** like Miss March. Forty-Sixth battle same as all before. Crowds will still cheer, the cheerleaders are all ****** Losers will ***** and the Referee always ***** These mindless men get paid the big bucks.
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Feb 5, 2012
Feb 5, 2012 at 6:12 PM UTC
Current Colosseum Clashes
Under alcohol umbrellas We'll seek shelter from the snow This street is icing over Sliding sleet beneath our toes. This place keeps getting colder, They predicted our bad luck But the globe is growing warmer Choke me down, I'll get choked up. It's like Wharton is your neighbor And McCarthy shares her bed-- We've got plenty Pretty Horses But no Room, here, for Old Men Tickers spit out headlines Half of us can't even read. But the other half's no better, We're cannibals eating dreams. So you'll keep your smoke and mirrors. And, reflecting, stifle coughs. Operate under assumptions: Overrated's good enough. But I'm taking bets, suggestions, And donations, West to East. So, from minor indiscretions, I might try to beg release.
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Oct 26, 2012
Oct 26, 2012 at 7:03 PM UTC
Alcohol Umbrellas