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"bet" poems
Let me slide my velvet tongue up and down the insides of your milky way until I find my path that leads the way to yours heavens bet you moan the whole way One soft touch and your ambisions slipe away your body trembles as my fingers play; high notes, low on your body silent screams slowly slip away our bodies press their luck like human nature, its in our nature, to play that way. Our bodies colliding deep inside, I'm subsiding my hips bucking, yours riding mine, my fantasy you and me in Ecstasy.
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Jun 26, 2016
Jun 26, 2016 at 11:11 PM UTC
Ecstasy
kissing you was like swerving into oncoming traffic i can never tell if i am more haunted by empty picture frames or the ashes of their contents you taught me that the saying "pick your battles" meant not answering when love was at the door sometimes when i drink whiskey i swear i can hear your voice in the creases of my bedsheets & i sleep on the floor i still catch myself running my hands over things you touched the most, looking for the echoes of your fingertips i practice things i'll never say to you i remember the day you told me you didn't like poetry, how "everything's already been said" & how "nothing meaningful can be captured without being cliche" you know, i don't miss you like the sun and moon, i do not miss you like tide bent waves crashing on the shoreline, i miss you like a chernobyl  swingset misses children rumor has it that drowning is a lot like coming home, that drinking bleach can **** the butterflies in your stomach for your love of cigarettes, i would have been an ashtray this halloween i want to dress up as the you when you loved yourself and show up on your doorstep i never understood what you meant when you said i was an instrument, back when you would cup your hands around my chest and breathe through the holes in my heart, i still wonder if the sounds i made remind you of wind chimes i never paid much attention to abandoned buildings until i became one in my dreams all the flowers smell like your perfume i am the only person who has ever wished for the same snowflake to fall twice if i could go back, and rewrite the definition of audacity, it would be how when we lost the bet of love, you said "we never shook on it" i love you, if the feeling is not mutual, please pretend this was a poem the only apology i want from you, is to have you repeat the names of children we will never have in your parents living room until they ***** we are the same person if you find yourself up at 4am dry heaving promises, or if you are kept awake by the laughter of those who've abandoned you nobody ever told you that goodbyes taste like the back of stamps sometimes i'm convinced that the only reason we hug, is so you can check my back for exit wounds
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May 19, 2014
May 19, 2014 at 11:08 PM UTC
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kissing you was like swerving into oncoming traffic i can never tell if i am more haunted by empty picture frames or the ashes of their contents you taught me that the saying "pick your battles" meant not answering when love was at the door sometimes when i drink whiskey i swear i can hear your voice in the creases of my bedsheets & i sleep on the floor i still catch myself running my hands over things you touched the most, looking for the echoes of your fingertips i practice things i'll never say to you i remember the day you told me you didn't like poetry, how "everything's already been said" & how "nothing meaningful can be captured without being cliche" you know, i don't miss you like the sun and moon, i do not miss you like tide bent waves crashing on the shoreline, i miss you like a chernobyl  swingset misses children rumor has it that drowning is a lot like coming home, that drinking bleach can **** the butterflies in your stomach for your love of cigarettes, i would have been an ashtray this halloween i want to dress up as the you when you loved yourself and show up on your doorstep i never understood what you meant when you said i was an instrument, back when you would cup your hands around my chest and breathe through the holes in my heart, i still wonder if the sounds i made remind you of wind chimes i never paid much attention to abandoned buildings until i became one in my dreams all the flowers smell like your perfume i am the only person who has ever wished for the same snowflake to fall twice if i could go back, and rewrite the definition of audacity, it would be how when we lost the bet of love, you said "we never shook on it" i love you, if the feeling is not mutual, please pretend this was a poem the only apology i want from you, is to have you repeat the names of children we will never have in your parents living room until they ***** we are the same person if you find yourself up at 4am dry heaving promises, or if you are kept awake by the laughter of those who've abandoned you nobody ever told you that goodbyes taste like the back of stamps sometimes i'm convinced that the only reason we hug, is so you can check my back for exit wounds
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She whispers "I'm psychic" He Gasps "Whoa" he said "I bet I can read your mind" she said "You’ll never read my mind" he said He closes his eyes Her face closer to his He takes a peak She leans kissing his cheeks He smiles opening his eyes "Good guess" he said She smiles "I predict it" she said He smiles "I am thinking about it" he said.
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Apr 6, 2014
Apr 6, 2014 at 9:28 AM UTC
Flirty!
"Please, daddy!" You were walking so fast. Too fast for my little feet to keep up. Was it that easy for you to leave me? You heard my tear-filled screams, but you never stopped. You just kept going. Farther and farther away, not even trying to get one last look at me. I punched, pulled, and pushed trying to make you stop. You didn’t. You just kept going. Leaving me behind. "Please don’t leave me!" Pain. I remember it too well. The heart throbbing pain. We watched as you left. Me and mommy. My eyes were wet. Hers were dry, cold. As if she knew this would happen. I looked into mommy's eyes. Her brown eyes tangled with lies. Lying to me for you. How long do I have to wait for you before you realize that what you did was a mistake? What was the reason you stayed away for so long? Was it all the stupid crap you did in the past or is it because you don’t want me anymore? Since you left, I dreamed of your return. The day you would wrap me in your arms and whisper in my ear, "*I'm sorry for what I did. I promise I will never leave you again, my little Cookie Monster*." Then I wake up, hoping to see you. Praying that it wasn’t all a dream. But reality soon caught up, and the dream quickly died. I remember all the tears I had rushing down my face as I saw you leave me and mommy behind, to never return. I'm so incomplete without you, I need my daddy back in my life. You deceived me, you said you would always be there. You pinky promised. You broke your promise. How can I trust you again? Do you still think of me as your "cookie monster" or a daughter you never loved, a daughter you could leave behind without a single goodbye in the blink of an eye? I wish you were here to watch me grow up but we both know that will never happen. "*I miss you so much! Won’t you please come back to me, daddy? I just need to see your face one last time*." Am I that disappointing I need to work to make you love me? “Hey, daddy even if you don’t love me I will always love you no matter what happens.” I bet you didn't even think about how I would feel when you left. No, you only thought of yourself like you always do. You missed all my birthdays, first dates, father-daughter dances, and you may even miss my wedding, not that you even care. Did you know that I would wait for the postman to bring the mail and check to see if there was a letter for me? But there never was. I eventually stopped going, knowing nothing was there for me.   "*Well, daddy looks like you really didn't care about me buts it's in the past. Now I have a family who loves me, stays with me, and likes for who I am. I don't need you anymore*.” Daddy, I still need you. Please, come back.
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Mar 16, 2018
Mar 16, 2018 at 10:53 AM UTC
In The Blink Of An Eye
"Please, daddy!" You were walking so fast. Too fast for my little feet to keep up. Was it that easy for you to leave me? You heard my tear-filled screams, but you never stopped. You just kept going. Farther and farther away, not even trying to get one last look at me. I punched, pulled, and pushed trying to make you stop. You didn’t. You just kept going. Leaving me behind. "Please don’t leave me!" Pain. I remember it too well. The heart throbbing pain. We watched as you left. Me and mommy. My eyes were wet. Hers were dry, cold. As if she knew this would happen. I looked into mommy's eyes. Her brown eyes tangled with lies. Lying to me for you. How long do I have to wait for you before you realize that what you did was a mistake? What was the reason you stayed away for so long? Was it all the stupid crap you did in the past or is it because you don’t want me anymore? Since you left, I dreamed of your return. The day you would wrap me in your arms and whisper in my ear, "*I'm sorry for what I did. I promise I will never leave you again, my little Cookie Monster*." Then I wake up, hoping to see you. Praying that it wasn’t all a dream. But reality soon caught up, and the dream quickly died. I remember all the tears I had rushing down my face as I saw you leave me and mommy behind, to never return. I'm so incomplete without you, I need my daddy back in my life. You deceived me, you said you would always be there. You pinky promised. You broke your promise. How can I trust you again? Do you still think of me as your "cookie monster" or a daughter you never loved, a daughter you could leave behind without a single goodbye in the blink of an eye? I wish you were here to watch me grow up but we both know that will never happen. "*I miss you so much! Won’t you please come back to me, daddy? I just need to see your face one last time*." Am I that disappointing I need to work to make you love me? “Hey, daddy even if you don’t love me I will always love you no matter what happens.” I bet you didn't even think about how I would feel when you left. No, you only thought of yourself like you always do. You missed all my birthdays, first dates, father-daughter dances, and you may even miss my wedding, not that you even care. Did you know that I would wait for the postman to bring the mail and check to see if there was a letter for me? But there never was. I eventually stopped going, knowing nothing was there for me.   "*Well, daddy looks like you really didn't care about me buts it's in the past. Now I have a family who loves me, stays with me, and likes for who I am. I don't need you anymore*.” Daddy, I still need you. Please, come back.
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i love you this morning it's a come home safe morning fog on the road & no seatbelt kind of morning the sun is over easy & nothing's on fire there's punctuation where i don't want it and extra love in the glovebox of my car been thinking about being honest how these poems are all me but they tell the story how someone else might believe it happened within reasonable doubt no copy & pasted love letters no 'who ever says hello first gets my attention for the day' try a little tenderness in my ears and today there are instruments in the back of my head i think you love me because i'm sunburned felt it in a 'come hell or high water' kinda way, that 'touched from far away' kinda way that 'if i touch this piano one more time one of us is going to break' kinda way and i drove over 17 bridges yesterday and today i'll do it again and i think nobody gets what that means except maybe you i just tell them i love the scenery that somebody must've made these trees blush just for me you know how i love to change the subject i bet they'd love the view i bet you would too and all these metaphors for other things are beside the point this is a metaphor for why i don't wear my seatbelt a metaphor for why whiskey knows me better than you could ever try to all the buildings seemed to sag yesterday and all the stars are doing that cliche thing where they talk quiet jet noise & some lumbering giant made everything shake not those hand metaphors not another one of those & keep the sea to yourself i think it was a train it's sound hugged the embankment for a moment and then trailed off into nowhere and that's kind of like me how there's a town called 'rescue' close to my home & it's no coincidence that i've never been there
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Sep 28, 2014
Sep 28, 2014 at 5:53 PM UTC
river music
i love you this morning it's a come home safe morning fog on the road & no seatbelt kind of morning the sun is over easy & nothing's on fire there's punctuation where i don't want it and extra love in the glovebox of my car been thinking about being honest how these poems are all me but they tell the story how someone else might believe it happened within reasonable doubt no copy & pasted love letters no 'who ever says hello first gets my attention for the day' try a little tenderness in my ears and today there are instruments in the back of my head i think you love me because i'm sunburned felt it in a 'come hell or high water' kinda way, that 'touched from far away' kinda way that 'if i touch this piano one more time one of us is going to break' kinda way and i drove over 17 bridges yesterday and today i'll do it again and i think nobody gets what that means except maybe you i just tell them i love the scenery that somebody must've made these trees blush just for me you know how i love to change the subject i bet they'd love the view i bet you would too and all these metaphors for other things are beside the point this is a metaphor for why i don't wear my seatbelt a metaphor for why whiskey knows me better than you could ever try to all the buildings seemed to sag yesterday and all the stars are doing that cliche thing where they talk quiet jet noise & some lumbering giant made everything shake not those hand metaphors not another one of those & keep the sea to yourself i think it was a train it's sound hugged the embankment for a moment and then trailed off into nowhere and that's kind of like me how there's a town called 'rescue' close to my home & it's no coincidence that i've never been there
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Your laughter Is my soul meal The smiles My giant lamps Your touch Arose me Driving me freely To a great gate of ecstasy Your love My heart music Playing me tune Bet I could dance all day Some words ve weave thee But yet, Seems not enough Cos each day Makes a better smile Your smile That lit up mine
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Mar 16, 2014
Mar 16, 2014 at 2:47 PM UTC
Your Smile
have you ever paid attention to the sky? i sure have every car ride every walk outside everytime im sad i look to the clouds above. the clouds have feelings they, just like us, get sad angry, and frustrated at times but they are kind to us down below they reward us with their beauty they are similar to us with one more thing they too, like most of us, have a best friend i bet they share secrets and stories right as they're going to bed behind the city skyline together they make the perfect team to bring smiles all around when the colors of the sun and the grace of the clouds bleed together it puts our hearts at ease next time, just look up.
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Aug 10, 2018
Aug 10, 2018 at 8:45 AM UTC
cloud 9
1. Had you a viral video, you’d watch it more than once. 2. Instagram hearts make you smile, even from strangers. 3. Which would you rather: *** or Zuckerberg friending you on Facebook. No, this isn’t a Cosmo quiz — it’s a social experiment. Because no one ACTUALLY answers these questions honestly without looking like that ****** at the pool trying to get as MANY high fives as possible. Yet, we all do it. Alone or in public. Day or night. LED screen spice up our lives. It was probably best embodied by that girl taking selfie after   selfie after selfie after selfie, filmed for minutes on the way to school, the video soon posted, by her dad trying to teach  her a lesson? Or trying to get attention? Either way, he might as well have hashtagged it #socialsuicide. Like most humor we laughed at her because we are her. We see a dripping characterture ************ to itself in public. Wait, it, sounds wrong when you name it. But there is a name for it: Digital ************ aka Self-adoration aka Narcississism. You won’t agree that you do it too. But I’ll bet most of you get excited thinking about notifications too. Why is that? You’d never admit it. You can say I smelt it, so I dealt it. Call me a preacher, a hater, or a hypocrit. But I'd rather you call me a digital masterbater too. And then remember the last time you opened Instagram or Facebook or Twitter and took a selfie or hashtagged something or posted a status that your still breathing. How long has it been — a minute, an hour, a day? Now try making fun of her.
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Aug 29, 2014
Aug 29, 2014 at 11:20 AM UTC
Digital ************
1. Had you a viral video, you’d watch it more than once. 2. Instagram hearts make you smile, even from strangers. 3. Which would you rather: *** or Zuckerberg friending you on Facebook. No, this isn’t a Cosmo quiz — it’s a social experiment. Because no one ACTUALLY answers these questions honestly without looking like that ****** at the pool trying to get as MANY high fives as possible. Yet, we all do it. Alone or in public. Day or night. LED screen spice up our lives. It was probably best embodied by that girl taking selfie after   selfie after selfie after selfie, filmed for minutes on the way to school, the video soon posted, by her dad trying to teach  her a lesson? Or trying to get attention? Either way, he might as well have hashtagged it #socialsuicide. Like most humor we laughed at her because we are her. We see a dripping characterture ************ to itself in public. Wait, it, sounds wrong when you name it. But there is a name for it: Digital ************ aka Self-adoration aka Narcississism. You won’t agree that you do it too. But I’ll bet most of you get excited thinking about notifications too. Why is that? You’d never admit it. You can say I smelt it, so I dealt it. Call me a preacher, a hater, or a hypocrit. But I'd rather you call me a digital masterbater too. And then remember the last time you opened Instagram or Facebook or Twitter and took a selfie or hashtagged something or posted a status that your still breathing. How long has it been — a minute, an hour, a day? Now try making fun of her.
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In Spanish, VIVIR means To Live, the proper conjugation of which to when you say something as improper as “I live” would simply be translated to “Yo Vivo”. I live, as a Colombian-American. I live, as “You don’t look Hispanic” I live, “Woah! You and your brother look nothing alike. You’re so… white.” I live, “My mom came home once and talked about a man who simply replied with a horribly pronounced “Me gusta” when my mom said she was Hispanic.” I live, “My dad condones abusive behavior because he thinks Latina aggression is **** I live, my mom asking me “Would you rather celebrate the Sweet Sixteen or have a quinceanera party?” I live, as the white boy sitting across the room in Spanish class asking “When will I need this in real life?” I live, as the “Yes I DO have a friend with a skin complexion similar to mine, and yes, he is Hispanic.” I live, most of my friends are beautiful people of color. I live, when will you open up the tab in Google and search some Hispanic History to fill your mind instead of “Latina **** I live, the messages on the Internet saying “You’re Hispanic? I bet you’re great in bed.” I live, there are NO gender neutral nouns in Spanish I live, yes I DO love coffee I live, no it did NOT stunt my growth I live, one kiss per cheek at family meet-ups I live, “Eskimo” nose rubs I live, "if you’re hispanic, why aren’t your ears pierced?" I live, being expected to remember Spanish just because it was my first language, but growing up with an American dad made me whiter than fresh bed-sheets sold in America, made in South America, Hecha en Peru. I live, my mom breaking into tears as she is so proud that I can sing in Spanish I live, my mom used to be so embarrassed, when I replied “un poco” to her friends asking “Tu Hablas Espanol?” I live, "if you’re Hispanic, is your mom an Alien?" I live, "But your dad looks so white!" I live, being subject to racism hidden in a joke, hidden in a remark about how pale I am, hidden behind a judgmental look, hidden behind a scoff, a laugh, a pity shrug, a fetishized assumption. I live the bulletproof clothing and horrible crimes I am warned about when I say I wanna go to Colombia I wanna go to my mom’s home. I live, as a Colombian-American. I live. Yo vivo.
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Dec 28, 2015
Dec 28, 2015 at 8:19 PM UTC
I live, Yo Vivo
In Spanish, VIVIR means To Live, the proper conjugation of which to when you say something as improper as “I live” would simply be translated to “Yo Vivo”. I live, as a Colombian-American. I live, as “You don’t look Hispanic” I live, “Woah! You and your brother look nothing alike. You’re so… white.” I live, “My mom came home once and talked about a man who simply replied with a horribly pronounced “Me gusta” when my mom said she was Hispanic.” I live, “My dad condones abusive behavior because he thinks Latina aggression is **** I live, my mom asking me “Would you rather celebrate the Sweet Sixteen or have a quinceanera party?” I live, as the white boy sitting across the room in Spanish class asking “When will I need this in real life?” I live, as the “Yes I DO have a friend with a skin complexion similar to mine, and yes, he is Hispanic.” I live, most of my friends are beautiful people of color. I live, when will you open up the tab in Google and search some Hispanic History to fill your mind instead of “Latina **** I live, the messages on the Internet saying “You’re Hispanic? I bet you’re great in bed.” I live, there are NO gender neutral nouns in Spanish I live, yes I DO love coffee I live, no it did NOT stunt my growth I live, one kiss per cheek at family meet-ups I live, “Eskimo” nose rubs I live, "if you’re hispanic, why aren’t your ears pierced?" I live, being expected to remember Spanish just because it was my first language, but growing up with an American dad made me whiter than fresh bed-sheets sold in America, made in South America, Hecha en Peru. I live, my mom breaking into tears as she is so proud that I can sing in Spanish I live, my mom used to be so embarrassed, when I replied “un poco” to her friends asking “Tu Hablas Espanol?” I live, "if you’re Hispanic, is your mom an Alien?" I live, "But your dad looks so white!" I live, being subject to racism hidden in a joke, hidden in a remark about how pale I am, hidden behind a judgmental look, hidden behind a scoff, a laugh, a pity shrug, a fetishized assumption. I live the bulletproof clothing and horrible crimes I am warned about when I say I wanna go to Colombia I wanna go to my mom’s home. I live, as a Colombian-American. I live. Yo vivo.
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I could’ve woken you up in the morning and could’ve been the sun that rises even when we both live in a place where it never does. I could’ve taken you to museums, at least 2 of where I’ve been to. The first one, we’ll have to take the bus because I’d tell you that I’m too lazy to drive but for the second one, I will tell you that I’ll drive you there. My car would look at me as though it knows that there is another soul seating in the passenger seat – it was no longer some books, a box of pizza, or my dog. I could’ve taken photos of you in that place, post them everywhere but subtly so that they can see that there are at least 2 forms of art in that photo — the one you’re looking at and the one I’m looking at. I could’ve talked to you at night under the stars, in the same rooftop where I told you that I liked the cathartic experience of doing just what we could’ve done; the same rooftop where you talked about your life, at least some pieces of it. I could’ve brought you to where I used to study. We could’ve walked the halls that stared at me for being too alone and too lonely only so I could tell them, “Hey, here he is, finally.” and they could’ve smiled at me because they know how long the longing lasted. We could’ve taken a stroll in the shade of the trees or could’ve had a picnic there while watching the joggers and the sunset. I could’ve introduced you to my friends – they’ve been meaning to meet you. They too know how long I’ve been stuck on an island by myself. They know who I was when I was eleven and when I was sixteen and I bet, if you gave them a chance, you could’ve heard the crazy things we did. And maybe they could’ve liked you. They could’ve told me how lucky I was and probably would’ve warned me that if I hurt you, they’d stick with you instead of me. I could’ve introduced you to my family — my mom liked you even then. I could’ve introduced you to my little brother who I would consider as the biggest and most important judge of character because I believe that children can sense goodness in people and he could’ve seen that in you. I could’ve written you letters, could’ve left random little tokens I would've used for all the words I cannot muster to say. I could’ve played the piano for you even if I just know, at most, 3 songs; even though I don’t really know how to read notes at all. I could’ve introduced you to the artists I like and I could’ve known more of yours. I could’ve listened to them and I would have had to remember you every time. I could’ve held your hand, could’ve eaten brunch with you, could’ve read you a poem. I could’ve loved you — could have – if I was the given the chance. But, I was and I could’ve used it but I didn’t.
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Aug 7, 2018
Aug 7, 2018 at 11:01 PM UTC
Because Today is the Last Day
I could’ve woken you up in the morning and could’ve been the sun that rises even when we both live in a place where it never does. I could’ve taken you to museums, at least 2 of where I’ve been to. The first one, we’ll have to take the bus because I’d tell you that I’m too lazy to drive but for the second one, I will tell you that I’ll drive you there. My car would look at me as though it knows that there is another soul seating in the passenger seat – it was no longer some books, a box of pizza, or my dog. I could’ve taken photos of you in that place, post them everywhere but subtly so that they can see that there are at least 2 forms of art in that photo — the one you’re looking at and the one I’m looking at. I could’ve talked to you at night under the stars, in the same rooftop where I told you that I liked the cathartic experience of doing just what we could’ve done; the same rooftop where you talked about your life, at least some pieces of it. I could’ve brought you to where I used to study. We could’ve walked the halls that stared at me for being too alone and too lonely only so I could tell them, “Hey, here he is, finally.” and they could’ve smiled at me because they know how long the longing lasted. We could’ve taken a stroll in the shade of the trees or could’ve had a picnic there while watching the joggers and the sunset. I could’ve introduced you to my friends – they’ve been meaning to meet you. They too know how long I’ve been stuck on an island by myself. They know who I was when I was eleven and when I was sixteen and I bet, if you gave them a chance, you could’ve heard the crazy things we did. And maybe they could’ve liked you. They could’ve told me how lucky I was and probably would’ve warned me that if I hurt you, they’d stick with you instead of me. I could’ve introduced you to my family — my mom liked you even then. I could’ve introduced you to my little brother who I would consider as the biggest and most important judge of character because I believe that children can sense goodness in people and he could’ve seen that in you. I could’ve written you letters, could’ve left random little tokens I would've used for all the words I cannot muster to say. I could’ve played the piano for you even if I just know, at most, 3 songs; even though I don’t really know how to read notes at all. I could’ve introduced you to the artists I like and I could’ve known more of yours. I could’ve listened to them and I would have had to remember you every time. I could’ve held your hand, could’ve eaten brunch with you, could’ve read you a poem. I could’ve loved you — could have – if I was the given the chance. But, I was and I could’ve used it but I didn’t.
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dear you, i’m in love. yes. you were waiting, i bet, for this. this time, though, it is not what you would think. it’s me this time, not you, although it’s still you, but not in the way it used to be you. it’s my fault this time, my doing, my painful, pitiful, suffering. it’s you in the sense that i cannot control you. this time, it’s your mind and your thoughts the things that slip off of your tongue the words you put, pencil to paper the ideas that come out in your songs it’s your eyes and your sight the careful observation of beauty the need to bask in warm, pure light the stare you give me, rarely now it’s your movements and your touch the hugs where you grip my shoulders the times where i’m drunk and playing with your fingers the warmth you give off and your gorgeous smile none of them are mine to have, to take to keep, to love, to break i miss you and to go and detach to break what we have, that’s the hard way out. but i am trying to help me. i feel the same way i did when you said i was wrong about this. about how i feel. i’m hoping disposing myself of you, means that the dreams will go away too. but if they stay, i’ll give you a quick call. probably a text, to be honest. i love you, unhealthily, with every part of me. keep in touch, please. love, me.
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Jul 4, 2018
Jul 4, 2018 at 10:10 AM UTC
a letter
When the nut was plentiful, when the nut was tender. Because I’m passing from the nut I go outside to clear my mind, but I see a nut tree, I see nuts of every kind. I begin to wonder, if passing from the nut is a blunder. Shall I just go crazy? Shall I release the thunder? But oh-no, I made a bet that I could resist the nut; and I am not a baller, so you’d best believe, I ain’t paying that ten dollar. A week left for my journey, for the nut I am yearning. The nut will not bug me, for I am not a Rolly-Polly, thereafter I am a man, the nut will not control me. December comes blooming, blooming like a daisy, so you’d best believe, your boy’s going crazy.
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Apr 8, 2020
Apr 8, 2020 at 4:09 PM UTC
Classic November
To expel intestinal gases through the **** The definition makes it sound kinda heinous. Whether you pass wind or pass gas, either way it comes out your *** Farts are loud and some silent but deadly, you can make it sound like a medley. Farts are cool and sometimes funny, lookout for ones that become runny. Some like to **** in your face, it may cause pink eye, and sting like mace. Farts can smell and usually bad, must be a duck, says your dad. I have farts that never stink, although some were on the brink. Dog farts will make you take cover, the smell lingers and starts to hover. Woman never **** but watch out when they do, it can be brutal, once their comfortable with you. If in certain places you must hold it in, farting in church is considered a sin. A good **** can make you feel good, its part of life and fully understood. Every **** deserves a smile or a giggle, don't forget to give your *** a shake or a wiggle. For ones who think farting is disgusting, I bet your ******* needs a good dusting.
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Sep 17, 2013
Sep 17, 2013 at 9:07 PM UTC
****
I love the way you laugh. It sounds like a dog throwing up. I want to run my hands through your hair. I bet it's as soft as a chinchilla's fur. I love your height. How it makes you look like you're the genetic product of Nick Jonas and a giraffe. I love your eyes. You're so full of **** that even your eyes are brown.
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Jan 26, 2015
Jan 26, 2015 at 2:00 PM UTC
Backhanded Pickup Lines
Who threw the silver dollar up into the tree? I didn’t said the little lady who sews and grows every day paler-paler she sits sewing and grow- ing and that’s the truth, who threw the ripe melon into the tree?you got me said the smoke who runs the elevator but I bet two bits come seven come eleven mm make the world safe for democracy it never fails and that’s a fact; who threw the bunch of violets into the tree?I dunno said the silver dog, with ripe eyes and wagged his tail that’s the god’s own and the moon kissed the little lady on her paler-paler face and said never mind,you’ll find But the moon creeped into the pink hand of the smoke that shook the ivories and she said said She Win and you won’t be sorry And The Moon camelalong-along to the waggy silver dog and the moon came and the Moon said into his Ripe Eyes and the moon Smiled ,so
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I remember the rains that day, A shower of hate that won’t go away, The day seven of the year ninety four, When pain suddenly opened the door, And nothing was ever going to be the same anymore, With machetes and guns they marched, Aiming for our limbs to detach, Sworn they did that no INYENZI would escape their grasp, They swore that all would experience their wrath, Genocide it was called but the truth not told, The rains struck hard smell of rotting flesh, Cries from a distance heard but ignored, No one would even dare talk or whisper, **** the cockroaches was the message from the speaker, It was the rainy season the beginning of a massacre, Women and children are alienated from their land, Refugees in camps away from their land, The African holocaust had began in Rwanda, It took a while for the world to ponder, The ones who had the power to stop it kept quiet, They gave neither reason nor excuse for their silence, They waited until we all lost our patience, It was the rains in Rwanda the day of mourning, It was the season to prepare for farming, But I can bet the world saw it coming, But none gave a **** from the beginning, And so began the killing, Brothers and sisters turned enemy, Neighbors turned into strangers, **** ****** mutilation humiliation torture, Tribal hatred fueled by the west, When will Africa come to rest? And understand that we are one race, One love one place one earth, Let’s have love and peace, BY ISSAI
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Apr 8, 2014
Apr 8, 2014 at 3:24 AM UTC
THE RAINS IN RWANDA
The mushroom The unfolding instant of creation (fertilisation) not an instant separate from breakfast It all flows down & out, flowing but that instant: not fire & fusion (fission) but a moment of jellied ice, crystal, vegetative mating merging in cool slime splendour a crushing of steel & glass & ice (instant in a bar; glasses clash, clink, collide) far-out splendour heat & fire are outwards signs of a Small dry mating ~~~ event in a room event in space a circle Magic rite To call up the godhead spirits, demons The shaman calls: “When radio dark night…” We are eating each other. ~~~ The Voice of the Serpent dry hiss of age & steam & leaves of gold old books in ruined Temples The pages break like ash I will not disturb I will not go Come, he says softly an old man appears & moves in tired dance amid the scattered dead gently they stir ~~~ I received an Aztec wall of vision & dissolved my room in sweet derision Closed my eyes, prepared to go A gentle wind inform’d me so And bathed my skin in ether glow ~~~ Drugs are a bet w/ your mind ~~~ The cigarette burn’d my fingertips & dropp’d like a log to the rug below My eyes took a trip to dig the chick Crouch’d like a cat at the next window My ears assembled music out of swarming streets but my mind rebelled at the idiot’s laughter The rising frightful idiot laughter Cheering an army of vacuum cleaners ~~~ Mouth fills w/taste of copper. Chinese paper. Foreign money. Old posters. Gyro on a string, a table. A coin spins. The faces. There is an audience to our drama. Magic shade mask. Like the hero of a dream, he works for us, in our behalf. How close is this to a final cut? I fall. Sweet blackness. Strange world that waits & watches. Ancient dread of non-existence. If it’s no problem, why mention it. Everything spoken means that, it’s opposite, & everything else. I’m alive. I’m dying. ~~~ 1st wild thrush of fear -A phone rings There is a knock on the door. It’s time to go. No.
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Explosion
The mushroom The unfolding instant of creation (fertilisation) not an instant separate from breakfast It all flows down & out, flowing but that instant: not fire & fusion (fission) but a moment of jellied ice, crystal, vegetative mating merging in cool slime splendour a crushing of steel & glass & ice (instant in a bar; glasses clash, clink, collide) far-out splendour heat & fire are outwards signs of a Small dry mating ~~~ event in a room event in space a circle Magic rite To call up the godhead spirits, demons The shaman calls: “When radio dark night…” We are eating each other. ~~~ The Voice of the Serpent dry hiss of age & steam & leaves of gold old books in ruined Temples The pages break like ash I will not disturb I will not go Come, he says softly an old man appears & moves in tired dance amid the scattered dead gently they stir ~~~ I received an Aztec wall of vision & dissolved my room in sweet derision Closed my eyes, prepared to go A gentle wind inform’d me so And bathed my skin in ether glow ~~~ Drugs are a bet w/ your mind ~~~ The cigarette burn’d my fingertips & dropp’d like a log to the rug below My eyes took a trip to dig the chick Crouch’d like a cat at the next window My ears assembled music out of swarming streets but my mind rebelled at the idiot’s laughter The rising frightful idiot laughter Cheering an army of vacuum cleaners ~~~ Mouth fills w/taste of copper. Chinese paper. Foreign money. Old posters. Gyro on a string, a table. A coin spins. The faces. There is an audience to our drama. Magic shade mask. Like the hero of a dream, he works for us, in our behalf. How close is this to a final cut? I fall. Sweet blackness. Strange world that waits & watches. Ancient dread of non-existence. If it’s no problem, why mention it. Everything spoken means that, it’s opposite, & everything else. I’m alive. I’m dying. ~~~ 1st wild thrush of fear -A phone rings There is a knock on the door. It’s time to go. No.
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"I can’t figure it out.” She said. “I like cigars, and pretty dresses and crossing my legs.” She paused, then continued, “And I like smoking cigars in pretty dresses while crossing my legs.” She uncrossed them, then crossed them again. One smooth limb over the other. Just like that. “But I never seem to have a lighter on hand. Could you— sir, please light my cigar?” “You see, I have no pockets to hold such things and my purse… Well, You’ve confiscated that, haven’t you?” “Thanks.” She breathed, and inhaled, and exhaled; Sluggish wisps of smoke dissipating into the air. Just. like .that. “I didn’t know L'homme was into women who smoke cigars in pretty dresses while crossing their legs", She said. “I mean, how was I to know? I only noticed him noticing me. It was probably the way my hair was tousled like so, Or how my lipstick shone a deep, dangerous rogue, Or the way I sipped at my champagne… That made him walk over.” “But I never asked him to light my cigar Or comment on my dress… Or stroke my legs. So when I whacked him up top over the head with my glass, I bet he never expected it to shatter and split his skull like so. He dropped so sudden, sir. I…” Another ringlet of smoke, a sigh, an uncrossing and crossing of legs again. “I had no clue, what else to do, But to sit still in my pretty dress, with my legs crossed, smoking my cigar trying to figure out... Just how I'd committed ******
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Nov 12, 2018
Nov 12, 2018 at 5:10 PM UTC
"She Loved her Cigars, a Pretty Dress, and Crossing her Legs". A tribute to a Femme Fatale.
I can't tell you what it is, but I know it exists. It sounds like the winds- feels like a kiss, smells perfectly sweet- tastes like it too. And if I could see it, I bet it would look just like you.
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Aug 9, 2010
Aug 9, 2010 at 8:59 PM UTC
Short and Sweet
My body is the makeup of both hard and softness The reds, browns, golds... The light and darkness of all my ancestors. Some men have lost themselves here, Some men have found themselves here Most women stand stronger next to this. I am both war grounds and silent cities. I am both girl trying not to drown in all this sadness, all this loss... And woman trying not to drown in all this sadness, all this loss. I am your blonde roast that starts a riot in you first thing in the morning And your dark roast that goes down smooth, leaving you to want for a little more... I am both the scab healing over bruised skin And the area surrounding it. I am both strong legs and soft lips ...Brown skin deep enough to hide flaws still. I am the softness in light... And the softness of honey, but still thick enough to swim in. I am the hardness of knees on ground, praying to the man or woman who has made me both hard and soft. I am the woman who cannot forget enough to truly forgive, But human enough to help you if the light goes out. I am consistent no's and the yes that matters, I am shattered glass and spilled milk. This skin mirrors both the earth and everything you give the universe on a new moon . I am both woman dancing in nothing, but a skirt to the rhythm of the ocean ... And the ocean kissing the shore wishing to be as free as that woman. Sometimes this mouth... Sometimes my words bite, Creating harsh weather, But I am tired of making storms of people, storms of my relations. I am both soft belly and strong back. Something you can count on, A woman you can be sure of. You can bet on me, You can stand near me, You can fall in my presence. ...You can be both hard and soft with me.
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Jul 22, 2018
Jul 22, 2018 at 7:59 PM UTC
Black Woman, both Hard & Soft...
My body is the makeup of both hard and softness The reds, browns, golds... The light and darkness of all my ancestors. Some men have lost themselves here, Some men have found themselves here Most women stand stronger next to this. I am both war grounds and silent cities. I am both girl trying not to drown in all this sadness, all this loss... And woman trying not to drown in all this sadness, all this loss. I am your blonde roast that starts a riot in you first thing in the morning And your dark roast that goes down smooth, leaving you to want for a little more... I am both the scab healing over bruised skin And the area surrounding it. I am both strong legs and soft lips ...Brown skin deep enough to hide flaws still. I am the softness in light... And the softness of honey, but still thick enough to swim in. I am the hardness of knees on ground, praying to the man or woman who has made me both hard and soft. I am the woman who cannot forget enough to truly forgive, But human enough to help you if the light goes out. I am consistent no's and the yes that matters, I am shattered glass and spilled milk. This skin mirrors both the earth and everything you give the universe on a new moon . I am both woman dancing in nothing, but a skirt to the rhythm of the ocean ... And the ocean kissing the shore wishing to be as free as that woman. Sometimes this mouth... Sometimes my words bite, Creating harsh weather, But I am tired of making storms of people, storms of my relations. I am both soft belly and strong back. Something you can count on, A woman you can be sure of. You can bet on me, You can stand near me, You can fall in my presence. ...You can be both hard and soft with me.
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There's just one goal I want to meet But what I always see is defeat In order to be a champion We must have cooperation and determination All I ever hear is neglect and regret but I must put on a big bet Got to endure the risks and hope for the best To you, I shall leave the rest
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Aug 27, 2015
Aug 27, 2015 at 11:19 AM UTC
what makes a champion a champion
Wilson and Pilcer and Snack stood before the zoo elephant. Wilson said, "What is its name? Is it from Asia or Africa? Who feeds it? Is it a he or a she? How old is it? Do they have twins? How much does it cost to feed? How much does it weigh? If it dies, how much will another one cost? If it dies, what will they use the bones, the fat, and the hide for? What use is it besides to look at?" Pilcer didn't have any questions; he was murmering to himself, "It's a house by itself, walls and windows, the ears came from tall cornfields, by God; the architect of those legs was a workman, by God; he stands like a bridge out across the deep water; the face is sad and the eyes are kind; I know elephants are good to babies." Snack looked up and down and at last said to himself, "He's a tough son-of-a-gun outside and I'll bet he's got a strong heart, I'll bet he's strong as a copper-riveted boiler inside." They didn't put up any arguments. They didn't throw anything in each other's faces. Three men saw the elephant three ways And let it go at that. They didn't spoil a sunny Sunday afternoon; "Sunday comes only once a week," they told each other.
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Elephants Are Different to Different People
Hello there to the greatest girl Everything about you sends my mind for a whirl I bet you weren’t expecting that rhyme I hope it won’t be considered a crime (excellent vocab) Well I hope you enjoy every poem I write for you bringing you great joy and happiness is what i strive to do I believe the girl that is the best of the best deserved to be treated like a princess Jillian, you are my loving princess, so beautiful and kind you are better than all them disney princesses combined It would be as if we were on a magic carpet ride, I will always want you by my side Now wouldn’t it be pretty cute If i just keep making these lines with the disney princesses as the root? I think it would be, so lets As the prince was so determined to find the beautiful girl that had left her shoe As am i equally determined to bring joy to the equivalently beautiful that is you As the girl that swam like a fish under the sea sacrificed so much so she could be with her love As I am just as prepared to make sacrifices for it to always be you and me As the love that a man and a woman had was forbidden yet they did not listen to what others said As will i love you No matter what anyone else says As the beautiful girl and the beast of a man, did not care about appearance and became together For she took the time to get to know how great he truly was, As you did with me. This i will thank and treasure forever. As the girl with the flowing blonde hair and the thief that at first didn’t care, came together to make an adorable couple, Well, honestly I just wanted to compare her hair to your hair, they are both FABULOUUUUUUS So you see Jillian, I think the world of you. I know i didn’t get sleeping beauty or snow white, I just don’t believe you’d be put to sleep or poisoned with fruit.
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Mar 26, 2014
Mar 26, 2014 at 1:13 PM UTC
Princess
Hello there to the greatest girl Everything about you sends my mind for a whirl I bet you weren’t expecting that rhyme I hope it won’t be considered a crime (excellent vocab) Well I hope you enjoy every poem I write for you bringing you great joy and happiness is what i strive to do I believe the girl that is the best of the best deserved to be treated like a princess Jillian, you are my loving princess, so beautiful and kind you are better than all them disney princesses combined It would be as if we were on a magic carpet ride, I will always want you by my side Now wouldn’t it be pretty cute If i just keep making these lines with the disney princesses as the root? I think it would be, so lets As the prince was so determined to find the beautiful girl that had left her shoe As am i equally determined to bring joy to the equivalently beautiful that is you As the girl that swam like a fish under the sea sacrificed so much so she could be with her love As I am just as prepared to make sacrifices for it to always be you and me As the love that a man and a woman had was forbidden yet they did not listen to what others said As will i love you No matter what anyone else says As the beautiful girl and the beast of a man, did not care about appearance and became together For she took the time to get to know how great he truly was, As you did with me. This i will thank and treasure forever. As the girl with the flowing blonde hair and the thief that at first didn’t care, came together to make an adorable couple, Well, honestly I just wanted to compare her hair to your hair, they are both FABULOUUUUUUS So you see Jillian, I think the world of you. I know i didn’t get sleeping beauty or snow white, I just don’t believe you’d be put to sleep or poisoned with fruit.
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It's dark. Sounds like a rainstorm and smells like fragrant fire. But the earth underground is thirstier than what sulfur and dead things and various excrements can quench. And the scent may be a brain tumor, or even better some drug-induced hallucination; either way it feels amazing. I'd just love to slap these stupid feelings in their pretty faces, I bet that'd also feel pretty amazing. a million oscillating fans and still so much heat. divine metallic miasma . Is there something pathological about how I like to see the hurt & desperation & the shock that I cause? Cuz I've been told this type of behavior is 'odd.' ...I don't see it. I mean, I do feel remorse out of narcissism & for my own wants & gains. It's just a ***** ***** game. Everyone plays one or the other.
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Apr 16, 2015
Apr 16, 2015 at 10:46 PM UTC
****
When taking your pet to the vet There's one thing you mustn't forget: If your vet's a queer, Keep guard on your rear (Or a ******** would be a good bet).
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Jun 12, 2015
Jun 12, 2015 at 11:58 AM UTC
A Gay Veterinarian Limerick