Who rode the ****-horse to Banbury Cross,
Didn't see the fine lady and white horse,
For she had just fallen on hard times and …
the finger rings and toe bells from her feet
had been sold to everyone she could meet,
And it also happened during this time …
The two dozen black birds baked in a pie,
Had all survived and none of them did die;
So then when it was quite near dinner time …
When the pie was opened before the king,
The birds flew away, none wanted to sing,
And the king disgusted, then decided …
To go to the house and count his money
But had heart attack from stress and worry,
In the meantime in the royal kitchen …
While eating her bread and honey the queen,
Ate too much and has never more been seen;
So does this tale have a decent ending …
Well, the sixpence song has a happy turn,
Because the queen's maid in the king's garden,
Who had finished hanging out all the clothes …
Did have the last laugh and the final word,
When she got her nose back from old black bird.
children's poem gone haywire ..... fun poem