"bagger" poems
I say **** kanye **** kanye **** kanye yea yea eeeee
I say **** kanye **** kanye **** kanye yea yea eeeee
I say **** kanye **** kanye **** kanye yea yea eeeee
I say **** kanye **** kanye **** kanye yea yea eeeee
So many sellouts claimin' they real when they only want a mass stage appeal
****** swear they be down for the hood? but how while living lavish in the white neighborhoods?
This ***** turned scooby doo ****** where the **** are you? You loosin' ya black views
How the **** you gone say slavery was a choice I remember when you had a voice
Ever since you called Bush out it seems like got drained out
Gallons of blood a spiritual transfusion ***** ya loosin'
Ever since your lips ****** on that white ******* **** **** them Kkkhardashians say it louder once the mic enter my hands enemies get the sweatin' cuz of my verbal weapon
yeah ya been coming out makes me doubt
No wonder why they call you gay fish half of them ******* is really *******
In the celebrity world where boys is girls and girls is boys seduced by the evilness that swirls life ain't about diamonds and pearls
Pandoras box dusty as **** so no need to throw a fit Kanye I got a black polished AK' forty seven ready to send you to heaven
No ladder leaning on a stagger soon to end up a plastic bagger
Coroner's dinner deaths the winner while ya visions growing thinner
**** what ya stand for I take you back through the "wire" throw gasoline all over you then light a fire burning your empire
**** your kids and ya legacy none of us admire
Your coonery I'll crown you with thorns full of barbed wire til your soul transpires
Yeah punk ***** so
I say **** kanye **** kanye **** kanye yea yea eeeee
I say **** kanye **** kanye **** kanye yea yea eeeee
I say **** kanye **** kanye **** kanye yea yea eeeee
I say **** kanye **** kanye **** kanye yea yea eeeee
Also **** them white ***** kkkhardashian once again letting you know how they do brothers in
****** go crazy or end up in the pen or another gender trend
**** making friends **** chasin' ends
And if you wanna join kanye ya casket ready soon to be tucked in ....
Night night you ***** ******* die slow
May 2, 2018
May 2, 2018 at 10:31 AM UTC
Aliens
They have no notion of past or present,
everything is about oceans.
When they ask for you
it is really a story about seeing the ocean.
VISITOR #1:
Listen. It is failure of bridges that builds angels.
GROCERY BAGGER/ COLLEGE STUDENT:
Is this the depression
we've all been experiencing?
VISITOR #4:
Please have a seat and forget the edge of that coast,
you were not intended for this distance.
GROCERY BAGGER/ COLLEGE STUDENT:
I believe we're all owed an explanation.
Where is this manifest?
I've never ridden a horse, I am being dreamed about.
VISITOR #1:
You would not believe
the stories redwoods have.
You each get one phone call.
GROCERY BAGGER/ COLLEGE STUDENT:
But the voicemail I've been trying to reach,
all morning,
is full.
"I dream of psychiatrists telling stories
about dreaming of women
they've seen in unedited videos on the internet.
Sometimes they save her from that burning nightclub."
VISITOR #2:
If you're going, leave your voice
somewhere in a room I know.
COLLEGE STUDENT:
We would have no need for phones if you didn't invent distance.
VISITOR #2:
There are trees that become stained with a purple blossom.
During summer the blossoms fall and shadow around the trunk
like a violet negative.
What a beautiful dimension that must be.
They pull her skirt down to examine the body,
palms pour from a sidewalk in L.A.,
everything is cracked-
"My god she's beautiful, huh?"
I think I met them before,
a long time ago.
THE MEMORY OF A VISITOR APPEARING IN A DREAM:
What happens next? Come the exit of electricity from the body;
on a long enough time-line all weather radicalizes and the people
will grow into trees.
You can read about that hollowness and never be prepared for it.
It’s like standing on the edge of an overpass,
and being completely empty of the urge to jump.
This is what I remember:
instructed to reenact creation
she throws clothes
from an open window above the 60 freeway.
"You have to imagine there are people,
surrounding you and talking"
Apr 28, 2016
Apr 28, 2016 at 10:29 AM UTC
I bought a carton of eggs this morning.
Just a dozen.
Along with about $100 of other groceries I needed.
I didn't need the eggs though.
That is to say, that I didn't need to buy them.
(See, my sister has four fully grown chickens
who lay enough eggs to cover her family's needs and then some.
More eggs than she knows what to do with, honestly, and I could've easily gone to her place to get the dozen instead of buying it at the store.)
But I didn't, as a matter of convenience. It was simpler to buy them while I was at the store; to make one trip instead of two.
But then, when I was unloading the cart of groceries into the trunk of my car, that carton of eggs I bought, which (unbeknownst to me) had been placed on top of a 12 pack of toilet paper which toppled over after becoming unbalanced without the support of the other grocery bags that I had already unloaded, came crashing down.
They hit the parking-lot cement with a smack.
"Oh no, not the eggs!"
That's what I'd said.
I seriously said that out loud.
I picked up the bag with the fallen eggs in it. I opened the carton to see if they were alright, though I already knew at least a few had broken.
5, maybe 6. Maybe more. I don't know how many broke exactly, just looking at it made me sick. I walked the dripping bag back up to the entrance (after playing with the idea of going back in and being like: "Hey, my eggs broke in the parking lot because your inept bagger's idea of how to stack groceries was clearly inspired by the game Jenga. I demand a new carton of eggs!") but instead I just tossed them. The whole carton.
I'll just go to my sister's house before breakfast tomorrow.
Oct 19, 2017
Oct 19, 2017 at 4:02 AM UTC
the tea bag party is a
party for
.....................snoopers
is a party for
........................poopers
how they love to
**** on themselves
**** on themselves
**** on themselves
a tea bagger likes to
brag about his country
the one that got no money
the one that got no brains
only can think in terms of elephants and donkeys
no wonder all its children are insane
the tea bag party is a
party for
.....................snoopers
is a party for
........................poopers
how they love to
**** on themselves
**** on themselves
**** on themselves
Aug 10, 2010
Aug 10, 2010 at 12:15 PM UTC
Supermarket celebration
shoppers are cytoplasm searching
for cellulose, muscle, photosynthesis.
Oils, petrochemical and vegetable
love: faith and trust
for instance, the Food and Drug Administration.
In America, the custom is
to avoid meeting the other shoppers' eyes. We graze
like cows or wander as zombies to the oldies played over the aisles.
I've always liked it here.
Cornucopia, yes. Also
a place to be alone and depressed, or cool off.
Water and bone
and the known ingredients. Neurons
for remembering, calculating, touching stuff.
I have a favorite bagger
who has the smile of a lover,
wouldn't rather be elsewhere.
Like glamour stars in bikinis
(but unlike tomatoes and bananas)
cashiers and clerks are admired from afar.
Joe says What's not to like? Ice cream, yogurt,
profit, tofu.
To eat your fill is a blasphemy against God.
Aug 11, 2015
Aug 11, 2015 at 6:26 PM UTC
fled the sun in favour of treading moonlights path
shes become a carpet bagger of the
nights flourishing kingdoms of alleyways
and the treasured dumpsters like sodden jewels they contain
she reeks from the cast off of the popular masses
but it is sweet perfumes to the forsaken
hollow eyed wanderers lost in the maze
of concrete and steel
she lips a sacred song in her temple of night
and keeps a wary eye painted to the ever shut door
the unexpected is the road dogs creed
and she allways got a little something extra
stashed away for the hungry and quiet
ribbons decorate her torn dress
they are fine silk stained with coffee and beans thats our girl
the highest quality in the lowest company
shes a rough house princess with a heart of gold
she wanders me down to the tear-drop inn
rents me a bed to lay up with some pretty dreams
pulls out of her designer jeans a folded and creased copy
of nineteen fifty three complete with greaser kids and hot rods
left me there dreamin i was the tough guy
leather jacket and Indian motorcycle
and she was my betty boop candy sweet smile girl
in the quiet halls of the tear-drop inn
with a sadsack companion picking dreamers pockets
for the smiles to be found
thats our girl
thats our sweet sweet girl
covered in the romance of the hard road
trackmarks and ***** dustbins
the likes of her we may never see again
Feb 24, 2014
Feb 24, 2014 at 10:30 PM UTC
his heavy face drags his head down her shirt
pleads innocence but the grin on his
face calls him a liar liar pants on fire
she just nods knowingly and unbuttons the next one down
cause she has been through the catalogue of this fools parade
and knows a good catch when she has her hooks in him
he starts flapping his arms like a fish outa water
we all just laugh we all been there
we all been a bird in the air
i make coffee but they are intent on the the sideshow
taking place on the couch
i turn to find the girls choir locked in dire straights
with the ****** circus clowns
they will be singing the blues soon enough
cause we all got a price to pay
when the penny comes to a pound
when the carpet bagger comes to call
and the price you pay equal
to the tears you lay
i sit back and light up the room with my handy dandy
nightwatchman flashlight
but soon realize that there are things here id rather not see
as the girls choir gets down and ***** with the clowns
they would rather have a warm bed now
than the cold promise of better kitchens two car garage tomorrow
and im not one to say they are wrong
iv swallowed enough swords
iv seen enough of the bitter bread
so make some room sweetheart
cause you look like you could use some company down there
in your dark corner of the strange parade...
is that a horse head you have on?
this room gets real wild at a quarter to three
the old man has come down
and is talking up the future to some young honey
who knows better but has an eye on his wallet
we all got a price to pay
he gonna give up his riches
shes gonna give up her dreams
all got a price to pay
when the carpet bagger comes to call
i shake off the dawn
and stumble out to the street
look back to find the whole circus waving goodbye
they all look so happy and content
even the ones with the bloodstains
but that's the price i gotta pay
looks so pretty from this far down the road
looks so warm and inviting with their smiles and lollipops
the circus clowns and the pregnant girls choir
even she seems friendly
in the heat haze of the long hours away
but something reminds me of all her warts
all her filthy fingers grabbing at the shirt-tail
he eyes pleading a different case before the high court
of her own self doubts
when the carpet bagger comes to call
he opens his bag of tricks
and shows you a world of wonder
all glitter and lights
but it isnt till the bill is due
that you remember we all got a price to pay
we all are fish out of water
Jan 22, 2014
Jan 22, 2014 at 11:01 AM UTC
hi guys and gals
i went to bowling this morning and, mate i had a bad first game of 113 which is what i call, ****
but i came back in the second game with 4 strikes in a row, (a four bagger) and a few spares
to make 187, and after that i scored 4 more strikes and 3 spares to make 169, i think that is an awesome effort
it wasn’t as good as last weeks 216, but still awesome
poem
what an awesome morning i had
at the bowling alley today
scoring strikes, a few spares
and giving a tonne of high fives
it’s fun doing tenpin bowling
and if you are good you could enjoy it more
i have a handicap of 37, which is ****** beauty good
first of all you check which lane
and then you play the game
and no matter what score you get
you have a little win
geez, i am good at bowling
i score over 100 every time
people ask me how are you, what’s your name
i say, hi i am brian
this is the frame by frame scoreboard of today’s bowling, so you can see, i miss a few, but i certainly know how to get strikes and spares
1 7 2 9
2 5 - 14
3 8 1 23
4 1 8 32
5 9 - 41
6 4 1 46
7 7 / 65
8 9 / 85
9 X 104
10 4 5 113
total score 113
1 9 - 9
2 X 39
3 X 69
4 X 97
5 X 117
6 8 / 133
7 6 / 150
8 7 2 159
9 9 / 178
10 9 - 187
total score 187
1 7 / 20
2 X 38
3 7 1 46
4 X 66
5 8 / 86
6 X 113
7 X 133
8 7 / 151
9 8 1 160
10 7 2 169
total score 169
Feb 8, 2019
Feb 8, 2019 at 9:58 PM UTC
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Or are ya just bullshiting !?
)(
Yeah
We know !
•
•
The rainy day street contains
The any child
And his every form
Of
Pain
><
The Great AMERICAN Symphony
of Mass Incarceration
&
BLACK DEATH
• •
•
••
( & JESUS crucified children on the cross
To free you from their potential
Sinfulness ! )
••
? GOD -- AMERICAN STYLE! ?
)(
( oh come on !
Sit down !
Have some authentic tea bagger tea
And watch Fox News on TV
turn on the **** and **********
And wipe your *** with the Constitution
And talk of Liberty !
---
So
Ya godless minions
Of the satanic corporations
with your jaundiced eyes
And your ****** teeth
We are hip now to your jive *** lies
And have chosen to remain alive
And return to you your god of death
And merge ourself into god's light
And into his Holy Breath
Oct 18, 2015
Oct 18, 2015 at 9:48 PM UTC
WAITING IN LINE
Take your place this is not a race ,soon to ask if what brought you here was worth the price
I just want to pay to not stand idle and reminisce ,that full cart & those 5 kids ahead should have been a sign of a long day
Never considered stealing but this has me reeling, rethinking my vow to always play nice
Opened the aspirin first ,now considering buying beer, my morning smile has turned to to a leer
Mom forgot something, sent head child back into the wild,biding time who am to criticize
Enquirer SCREAMS u.f.o's here,looking around that is clear,now noticing for the first time all the kinds of mints & gum sold here
Dripping ice cream has me about to scream,the quality of my dinner determined by whatever else she buys
Muzak & me are about to have an epiphany,one more note could be all she wrote ,the elevator sounds of the seventies are becoming surreal
Patrons starting to pay heed they also want speed,pacing like bulls before the race ,just waiting to terrorize
Checker changing color, her eyes growing colder while bagger acting bolder,getting a few munchies is spinning into quite the ordeal
Her order finally tallied ,cheers break out from those who rallied ,she forgot her money so quickly I pay her fare ,just to escape, not caring if it is my own bills that are compromised . R..C
Oct 19, 2017
Oct 19, 2017 at 6:36 AM UTC
My lyrical ability limits you mental flexbility
Swift as agility hinders there intellectual capacity
Lock em up in captivity opened like a cavity
Ya chest be split up like an anatomy
Blood plasma
So ya visions become a liability
Who bitter thee
Shatter competition like
Ghengus Khan dynasty hallowed it be
Thy name put many to shame
Critics go to flame burnt to a single grain
Height takes like a snort of *******
Waxing your brain gas em with these floating propane
Light butane flame blows up everything
With no remains we nasty baby
Quick witted and skilled break through weak wills
Fools shootin' at me kill.me.
But I'll still breath through my eye gills
Ascending hills
Like Lauryn nothing even matters
Im crazy shatter your bladder
Make ya walk 8miles Marshal Mathers
You'll be front lined interview
With the death version
of Don Rathers too many taddler
Who running with blabbers back stabbers
Wave one hand with other hand with holding the dagger
**** swagger id rather be the grims bagger
Or better yet a caddy shack with a room full of macks
And beautiful women cooties to ******
Fatal attraction causing halo love TKO
I'm at the top of my game
Chillin' with the Monks meditating my pineal gland with dead sea scrolls in my hand
None could touch me cuz my energy band
To strong none could withinstand
That force held in
I'm a combination of antimatter and sin
With touch a gin but then again
Im just another poetic gem
Jan 1, 2018
Jan 1, 2018 at 5:21 PM UTC
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Oh the ***** streets at dawn
Dead child time for mourning
You. & I are so well hidden
The taser lying in the gutter
Besides what was once a man
•
The Wild West minstrel boy
Tea bagger patriot
Takes his gun into town
walkin around
With his pants down
••
If you want a country
We could pause & build one
Hopin that they won't come
&
Shoot us down
Nov 6, 2015
Nov 6, 2015 at 1:40 AM UTC
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Love
******** ******* LOVE
//
the claim to be in love !
The claim that ones existance has some significance
Be YE a tea bag patriot
Claiming to love AMERICA
Or a HP babe claiming to love a boy
!!
Trying to show others your life is real
!
YOU ARE MY ONLY ONE FOREVER !!
Jesse ******* ******** CHRIST
""
She says
I LOVE YOU
He says
**** off
//
The tea bagger comes to SAVE AMERICA !
AMERICA says
Really ?
Jesus ******* Christ !
""
So
Why don't we accept the pain that is here
And really live and really love
Instead of filling up the world
With STERILE words of stupid love !
Do you know why you do it !
You know you fool no one
Public dying !!
Holy **** that's all there is
.
Jan 11, 2016
Jan 11, 2016 at 6:47 PM UTC
Paranoid dope dealer giving out samples for free
News lady says theres been another shooting spree
Gas station clerk
Grocery store bagger at work
Little old lady crossing the road clutching her purse
Traffic jam at 5
I bet he's got a dollar when I got a dime
He's got a meal when I got wine
He's got a wife and Im just a client
Paved revolution
Systematic execution
I heard today its 3 in 5 teenagers that are using
Headed for a change
Hookers work a street
In an empty beer glass the drunk weeps
Down and out gambler finally admits defeat
Violence
Turbulence
Ski mask
Armored vest
Some people aint even safe while they're sleeping in their own bed
Headed for a change
No time for rest
A mind racing no sleep
Days spent in the forrest
Cant find any peace
Were just drops in a bucket
Were just flies in a swarm
That swarm soon one day will be busting down their door
I wrote a letter to God but couldnt find any stamps
So I tied it to some balloons, let it go now only God knows where its at.
Feb 25, 2020
Feb 25, 2020 at 12:51 AM UTC