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"awfully" poems
And I just want to feel your breath On my neck And your ******* On my chest And I just want to feel your lips On my cheek Telling me I’ll be okay When I’m feeling awfully weak And I just want to see your eyes Meeting mine Soft orbs of blue Too mature for your time And I just want to hear your voice Whispering softly in my ear Be here with me Be near I can’t handle this distance Not only of miles, but of mind I never could catch you But god how long I tried.
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Oct 23, 2012
Oct 23, 2012 at 12:42 AM UTC
Wants
The Sunflower is awfully bigheaded For being so tall & gangly With fiery blooms, rough around the edges He’s quite a sight to see annually He looks down upon all the other flowers With his head so high in the sky This makes the other flowers jealous But they fail to realize the sunflower lives a lie Because the problem with the sunflower Is that he turns his back on the sun Creating the misconception That he does not need anyone But through the circadian rhythm His leaves continuously change Eluding the very revelation That the sunflower causes his own pain So as the sun begins to set The sunflower realizes what he’s done He faces the darkness with much regret Realizing he cannot live without the sun
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Jun 26, 2014
Jun 26, 2014 at 3:17 PM UTC
Sunflower
He watches the world through tear streaked eyes, At the people just living their lives, There was no one who cared or was even aware, That their society was founded on lies, It was the cruelty of man to man's fellow man, That caused his young heart to break, It filled him with sorrow to learn that tomorrow, There was no difference or change he could make. First there's the teen with no hopes or dreams, Who holds the gun to his head, If only we had heard that four letter word, "Help" and he might not be dead, But parents ignore a child's implore, Move along there is nothing to see, Then comes the day when he's taken away, Pushed over the edge by the bully. The starving young pup who lies all beaten up, By the teenagers too cool for school, They've come to learn that next it's their turn, Drunk fathers are awfully cruel, Or perhaps the poor homeless just hoping for kindness, And ends up completely ignored, We can grumble and shout from our comfy warm house, That most likely, they're all just big frauds. Then there comes war the thing all Governments adore, They can line up their pockets with gold, The war against terror? Or just the oil endeavour? It doesn't matter soldiers do as they're told, "An air strike for peace" is the press release, As civilians are rained on by bombs, Can they really believe that what's been achieved, Is greater than the innocent lives that are gone? He watches the world through tear streaked eyes, At the people just living their lives, There was no one who cared or was even aware, That their society was founded on lies.
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Jan 5, 2015
Jan 5, 2015 at 11:44 AM UTC
The Cruelty of Man
He watches the world through tear streaked eyes, At the people just living their lives, There was no one who cared or was even aware, That their society was founded on lies, It was the cruelty of man to man's fellow man, That caused his young heart to break, It filled him with sorrow to learn that tomorrow, There was no difference or change he could make. First there's the teen with no hopes or dreams, Who holds the gun to his head, If only we had heard that four letter word, "Help" and he might not be dead, But parents ignore a child's implore, Move along there is nothing to see, Then comes the day when he's taken away, Pushed over the edge by the bully. The starving young pup who lies all beaten up, By the teenagers too cool for school, They've come to learn that next it's their turn, Drunk fathers are awfully cruel, Or perhaps the poor homeless just hoping for kindness, And ends up completely ignored, We can grumble and shout from our comfy warm house, That most likely, they're all just big frauds. Then there comes war the thing all Governments adore, They can line up their pockets with gold, The war against terror? Or just the oil endeavour? It doesn't matter soldiers do as they're told, "An air strike for peace" is the press release, As civilians are rained on by bombs, Can they really believe that what's been achieved, Is greater than the innocent lives that are gone? He watches the world through tear streaked eyes, At the people just living their lives, There was no one who cared or was even aware, That their society was founded on lies.
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a ***** Isn't it frightfully good to have a **** It's swell to have a ****** It's divine to own a **** From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest ***** So, three cheers for your ***** or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your **** You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back.
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Jul 8, 2015
Jul 8, 2015 at 11:43 AM UTC
Monte Python's ***** Song
It's dark out, A cold winter night. Awfully lonely even for me. A howl echoes throughout the silence, my heart drops. A howl that entered through one ear and echoed loud for my soul to hear. Would it be sinister to say I smiled knowing I wasn't the only one here? A smile becomes a sarcastic laugh of desperation, being ironic I joined with crying howls to the moon. Before I could finish the wolf howls again. I learned something that night, I solved the answer to love. Find your moon, find someone who brings light to your darkness. Find someone who, when you feel like a lone wolf with a numb soul; Will be your moon to howl to. We'd be a beautiful love song. I learned hope is when a lone wolf sings to a moon, as if it'd reach. A Favorite melody howled the lone wolf so heavenly. A rhythme being merely, an echo of his heartbeat. Love is feeling that heartbeat and hearing a melody. Then singing all the words otherwise too scared to speak.
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Jan 14, 2016
Jan 14, 2016 at 9:00 PM UTC
The Wolf and The Moon, A True Love Story
We sit beneath the mango tree You say, “I’ve got to go one day, you see…” I nod and smile for that’s far away… And I know deep down you really want to stay So we talk and learn about our lives Blaze right past all the normal lies I say, “I think I’m gonna miss you some…” You laugh and say, “God, you’re young.” If I’d known then how this was going to go There were more things I would have let you know Like that time we sat under the mango tree And my heart stopped when you first kissed me... While you were packing up your little home I was sitting, waiting by the phone Wondering where I’d gone so wrong Wishing your determinations weren’t so strong… The weeks crawl by and you don’t call I take the frustration out on my bedroom wall We both knew that this had to end But for that short time it was awfully nice to pretend So we meet under the mango tree I stare at you, and you stare back at me You say, “You knew I had to go one day.” I mutter back, “Then I guess there’s nothing more to say.” Then like a tragedy I left you there Unable to hold your penetrating stare There were more things that we both should’ve said But it seems we took the easy road instead The road whose paths would never have to cross So we’d never have to think about what we have lost But sometimes I still pass that mango tree And remember how you used to look at me, Smile about those shining, sapphire eyes, Marvel at the tree’s growing size, Laugh about the brief time we shared And pack away the memories with care
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Oct 6, 2011
Oct 6, 2011 at 8:24 PM UTC
The Mango Tree
We sit beneath the mango tree You say, “I’ve got to go one day, you see…” I nod and smile for that’s far away… And I know deep down you really want to stay So we talk and learn about our lives Blaze right past all the normal lies I say, “I think I’m gonna miss you some…” You laugh and say, “God, you’re young.” If I’d known then how this was going to go There were more things I would have let you know Like that time we sat under the mango tree And my heart stopped when you first kissed me... While you were packing up your little home I was sitting, waiting by the phone Wondering where I’d gone so wrong Wishing your determinations weren’t so strong… The weeks crawl by and you don’t call I take the frustration out on my bedroom wall We both knew that this had to end But for that short time it was awfully nice to pretend So we meet under the mango tree I stare at you, and you stare back at me You say, “You knew I had to go one day.” I mutter back, “Then I guess there’s nothing more to say.” Then like a tragedy I left you there Unable to hold your penetrating stare There were more things that we both should’ve said But it seems we took the easy road instead The road whose paths would never have to cross So we’d never have to think about what we have lost But sometimes I still pass that mango tree And remember how you used to look at me, Smile about those shining, sapphire eyes, Marvel at the tree’s growing size, Laugh about the brief time we shared And pack away the memories with care
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Let us not Sit behind our stares any longer The watch Is moving Why don’t we Love’s paralysis Is stronger Than I expected Shall it be A falsehood Of my misunderstanding Or am I Still Standing here for a reason Leaving Chance to do my bidding Abiding By the construed rules Of attraction As I pause at awe Awfully beautiful An unlawful marriage of the minds My unknowing bride Lies in front of me My truths lay juxtaposed In the background Just a pose On one knee Proposing to My wife to be Ha! My imagination Get’s the best of me You still Don’t know My name
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Sep 30, 2010
Sep 30, 2010 at 12:43 AM UTC
The Greeting
I am Eternally exasperated Frequently frustrated Incessantly irate Perpetually perturbed Awfully ambivalent Forever fickle Frustratingly finnicky Laconicly labile Madly mercurial Virulently volatile And every other ******* adverb, adjective alliteration
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Jun 29, 2015
Jun 29, 2015 at 10:02 PM UTC
Adjectives
I'll tell you the story of Cloony the Clown Who worked in a circus that came through town. His shoes were too big and his hat was too small, But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all. He had a trombone to play loud silly tunes, He had a green dog and a thousand balloons. He was floppy and sloppy and skinny and tall, But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all. And every time he did a trick, Everyone felt a little sick. And every time he told a joke, Folks sighed as if their hearts were broke. And every time he lost a shoe, Everyone looked awfully blue. And every time he stood on his head, Everyone screamed, "Go back to bed!" And every time he made a leap, Everybody fell asleep. And every time he ate his tie, Everyone began to cry. And Cloony could not make any money Simply because he was not funny. One day he said, "I'll tell this town How it feels to be an unfunny clown." And he told them all why he looked so sad, And he told them all why he felt so bad. He told of Pain and Rain and Cold, He told of Darkness in his soul, And after he finished his tale of woe, Did everyone cry? Oh no, no, no, They laughed until they shook the trees With "Hah-Hah-Hahs" and "Hee-Hee-Hees." They laughed with howls and yowls and shrieks, They laughed all day, they laughed all week, They laughed until they had a fit, They laughed until their jackets split. The laughter spread for miles around To every city, every town, Over mountains, 'cross the sea, From Saint Tropez to Mun San Nee. And soon the whole world rang with laughter, Lasting till forever after, While Cloony stood in the circus tent, With his head drooped low and his shoulders bent. And he said,"THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT - I'M FUNNY JUST BY ACCIDENT." And while the world laughed outside. Cloony the Clown sat down and cried.
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Cloony The Clown
I'll tell you the story of Cloony the Clown Who worked in a circus that came through town. His shoes were too big and his hat was too small, But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all. He had a trombone to play loud silly tunes, He had a green dog and a thousand balloons. He was floppy and sloppy and skinny and tall, But he just wasn't, just wasn't funny at all. And every time he did a trick, Everyone felt a little sick. And every time he told a joke, Folks sighed as if their hearts were broke. And every time he lost a shoe, Everyone looked awfully blue. And every time he stood on his head, Everyone screamed, "Go back to bed!" And every time he made a leap, Everybody fell asleep. And every time he ate his tie, Everyone began to cry. And Cloony could not make any money Simply because he was not funny. One day he said, "I'll tell this town How it feels to be an unfunny clown." And he told them all why he looked so sad, And he told them all why he felt so bad. He told of Pain and Rain and Cold, He told of Darkness in his soul, And after he finished his tale of woe, Did everyone cry? Oh no, no, no, They laughed until they shook the trees With "Hah-Hah-Hahs" and "Hee-Hee-Hees." They laughed with howls and yowls and shrieks, They laughed all day, they laughed all week, They laughed until they had a fit, They laughed until their jackets split. The laughter spread for miles around To every city, every town, Over mountains, 'cross the sea, From Saint Tropez to Mun San Nee. And soon the whole world rang with laughter, Lasting till forever after, While Cloony stood in the circus tent, With his head drooped low and his shoulders bent. And he said,"THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT - I'M FUNNY JUST BY ACCIDENT." And while the world laughed outside. Cloony the Clown sat down and cried.
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I think the scent of bug spray on my palms will now forever remind me of you and the late night (early morning) we spent sitting in your car, drawing awfully unskillful portraits on the back of each other’s hands in 
dim light and 3 a.m. stillness. (I wonder if you could tell that doodling on your skin was just an excuse to touch you.) I wanted so badly to let my fingers find yours 
as we laid back in our seats 
and peeked out the rolled down 
windows at the infinite stars scattered above us in the 
early August night sky. I told you I wouldn’t kiss you, 
because I know my heart and 
how relentlessly it would 
replay how your lips felt on mine, and how it would ache knowing
 you couldn’t be mine,
 so I let you kiss my cheek instead,
 and the half a moment that I felt 
your unshaven face brush mine in the middle of the street at five in the morning feels like a fake memory. When you looked at me, I wanted to hide, because I was too afraid to read what words might’ve been written in your eyes, but I felt so content listening to the 
deep tone of your voice 
mix with the obnoxiously loud crickets singing in the trees 
surrounding us. I could’ve sat there with you till the stars disappeared and the sun took their place, but you walked me back home, and you left in the dark, and now I’m sitting in my bed thinking about how the hours between 2 and 5 a.m. have never felt so full.
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Aug 5, 2014
Aug 5, 2014 at 10:50 AM UTC
We're Looking at the Same Stars
Doctor, doctor I’m feeling awfully ill When he’s gone it’s like my world is gone too And I’ve got serious symptoms of withdrawal My fever’s burning like a nasty flu. Doctor, doctor I am losing my head I’m addicted and I can’t get enough In a cold achy sweat I’m stuck in bed And desperate for another dose of love. Doctor, doctor you tell me there’s no cure No pill or remedy to ease my pain I guess I’ll always be left wanting more Until my last day when I go insane. Love’s a disease and I’m under the weather But it’s the only sickness that makes you feel better.
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Apr 7, 2014
Apr 7, 2014 at 7:07 PM UTC
LOVESICK
the deafening silence this painful love your lifeless soul with the bittersweet news perched on your awfully beautiful, cold hearted lips
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Jan 29, 2015
Jan 29, 2015 at 5:55 PM UTC
oxymoron
With the peak of spring in the month of May In the early hours of a pleasantly sunlit day Two kids sat cuddled on a swing Feeling as though they were taking on wing Swinging in the air, they began to sing Their sweet lay breaking the silence with its ring They kicked their legs in rising delight And felt like thistledowns ever so light Up and down on the swing was fun They closed their eyes on being face to face with the sun Felt the swish and sway of the buoyant air And knew the light tug of breeze on their curly hair As the air got caught in the frills of their frock Their eyes gleamed bright in delightful spark Imagining themselves to be astronauts in space, An ebullient excitement lit up their face From a raised angle, they saw the Earth in green folds lie Watched the surrounding hills standing awfully high Saw a small stream flowing as a slow moving train With trees lined up on its banks in unbroken chain Longingly I watched these children free of all worry and pain Also their aerial feats, not tainted by any melancholy stain How I miss these childhood days of innocent fun As my hours, towards the sunset, quickly run
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May 6, 2016
May 6, 2016 at 12:38 PM UTC
Swings of Life
i told the girls at work about time spent with jane. they seemed awfully excited for me. maybe they could smell that jane is new, but familiar like a car bought used. she is barely driven though. i still drive over the skids i left from trying to stop too quick. you can see my tread worn out like sanded wood. or maybe they could smell the hope like dew on the morning grass. fresh but dangerous. waiting to trip me with my eyes set ahead but not infront. theyll leave the wire right where they got me the last time. it would be an honor to be fooled by something so sweet to the touch. it almost feels alien to not be so upset by the way the weather dictates my evenings. i do not FEEL like i used to. my love and guilt helix and weave like code. i would only kiss you now, if it brought back the one i poisoned. i live in a farm upstate now like a dead house dog. if ive really moved on know that i did the impossible we'll be better off for it. and if things never work out with jane, you best pray someone loves me when im dead cause they sure as hell dont love me now.
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Jul 21, 2018
Jul 21, 2018 at 12:28 AM UTC
nectarine // an ode to new love and a potential farewell to an old one
The witty mother cat galloped everywhere Everywhere and Anywhere Just to feed her kittens' hungry tummies For yummy food they dream, at times! One day, the witty mother broke the gate To a luxurious well-provided estate Yet she could only grab a Cake, But a full cake, mouth-watering Choco-Cake! She hopped and jumped and rolled Just to protect it from the Afghan Hound And reached it for her two tiny kittens In despair, she badly wanted it too! So she prounounced to her kittens: "I will cut the cake into two exact halves" And so she cut, as carefully she can! Awfully, one became larger and one smaller!! Then the witty mother cat got this idea: "Why not eat a little of the larger piece? So, both pieces will be equal in size?" And there went the mother cat... Eating a little of the larger piece She tasted the Choco-Cake in a race Again, one went larger and another smaller!! The witty mother cat silenty became happy... "Why not eat a little of the larger piece? So, both pieces will be equal in size?"Read more → And there went the mother cat... Giving a taste to the choco-Cake again! And it went on this way: Of one being smaller and the other larger, And the witty mother cat kept eating The Cake-piece by piece! Atlast the cake became smaller and smaller Yet the kittens' didn't get any! The witty mother kept eating many And the cake never got cut equally! With the witty mother finishing it fully!!
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Jan 6, 2013
Jan 6, 2013 at 12:41 AM UTC
The Witty Mother Cat
I fear the ocean. Fear the lack of life Fear the unknown sameness below Fear for myself, you see I've Given up on having company I'll sail alone for a while But I'll need water sometime Even though there's water for miles. Someone come aboard then. It's awfully lonely here. It's hard to sail alone you see And I haven't gotten over my fear, Fear of sinking some day Fear of waking up dead. When the ocean finally swallows me And overtakes the resistance in my head. Until then I'll resist. I'll hold out for my crew. Someday we'll sail together. Just.... Me and you. Yes we'll set sail for places That we've never seen before. So come aboard my friend, There's life on that distant shore.
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May 15, 2015
May 15, 2015 at 11:51 PM UTC
The Ocean Fear
remember to always follow your dreams. starting this conditioning early instills the message so deep that you're never quite aware, that in order to follow your dreams you must first remain asleep this is how they've created generation after generation of obedient, self absorbed, consumerist sheep where nothing is more precious to yourself then the possessions that we keep conforming to what's cool owning the newest technology and never looking cheap join the hottest trends, stay in the loop you're rising high on the social ladder a fall from here is awfully steep the fear of this fall turns you into a materialistic creep these social constructs we all need to together break or no one in our western society will ever truly be awake
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Dec 8, 2014
Dec 8, 2014 at 11:04 AM UTC
awake
you play finger puppets in the black sky warm unperturbed little worms eating hot soil and foot “I’m going to eat this star. Actually, I’m going to eat them all. I’m awfully hungry.” you find the nutella I hid under the rock and dip the puppets in “Did you know I sew? I sewed these puppets. Even the little black eyes and the teensy red buttons. All in the patience this sky taught me.” your mouth is dry and you search for lake water “I swear, it’s so hard being a fish in Arizona.” the desert agrees once we prayed for rain and danced naked in the sand now it’s night and the sand went to sleep now it’s night and the stars are disks “Lord, take me now. I’m a painter, a painter without color.” the act is over the shield put down and the night swallows disks as you lick chocolate paint from your fingers “Goodnight, friend. Sleep well, fish. Until tomorrow, moon.” your body fresh black the emerald of color
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Feb 20, 2016
Feb 20, 2016 at 11:08 AM UTC
disks
when you would have thought that nerve had gone, worn down, when you would have thought that sense was a nub, tuckered out, given a well deserved rest, after all, it was the best of each of us maybe a glow, flickering in and out, a summer sun between clouds, the occasional pang pinging, radiant, radiating in forgotten places, luxury good, can’t longer afford, once, given with a happy reckless crazy how love stays with me, low grade infection, ready to spread, bud by morning, afternoon full blossom, black wilt by next daylight, can’t decipher, finally decide, these tremors make old age life worthy? absent, but memorized slivers, old poems, drive by glances of places, hurt like hell so briefly, double over, no one notices, so fast dispensed, it’s crazy how love stays with me, and it’s a crazy that tastes so good, hurts so awfully good, so badly bad perhaps that is why behind my back, not to my face, they whisper,  call me, the guy, still crazy after all these years, just still crazy after all these tears, or just,                                  still crazy
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Jul 9, 2023
Jul 9, 2023 at 5:45 AM UTC
“it’s just crazy how love stays with me
Don’t read this if you’re squeamish, Or if you’re eating food at the present, Since some of the subjects discussed in this poem, Are let’s just say rather unpleasant, On the subject of donating organs, Or the subject of organs at all, It’s not unusual for my claims to leave, Some subjects feeling pretty appalled, Now I’d say that most people die, In fact I’d vouch that it happens quite often, But when my time comes, set has my sun, I want all of me in that coffin, Now I get it, I’d save lives if I donated, And I don’t mean to sound like a **** (yes I do), But the unmissable flaw, the foot in the door, Is that not all of my parts seem to work, My eyes are screwy, my heart’s far too cold, The state of my lungs’ll make you shiver, My kidneys too small, I'm not sure I have a pancreas, And don’t get me started on my liver, And let me tell you with a face like mine, Not showcasing this beauty’s a sin, But it’s awfully hard to have an open casket, If I’m not sporting any of my skin It’s selfish and weird I know that, But my eyes are where my soul is exposed! …Yeah actually my soul’s pretty tainted, Can someone make sure that my eyes are closed? I only want those I love to have a part of me, So if I’m forced, if I’m forced, to partake, - - - They’ll be frying up my organs, For refreshments at my wake.
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Dec 20, 2014
Dec 20, 2014 at 3:22 PM UTC
On the Subject of Organs
Sometimes i wish i could write poems with all the similes clinging to your thoughts like barnacles. And describe people with metaphors that wrap around the actual meaning like weeds grow on to other, more pretty plants. It would be nice if i could use edgy things like cigarette butts, half filled bottles of beer, and lipstick stained papers with a number jotted down to describe mundane things like sadness and fear, although lipstick stains and cigarette butts do leave an awfully mundane stench behind.
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Oct 15, 2013
Oct 15, 2013 at 5:20 PM UTC
lipstick stains and cigarette butts
*Cast out entirely this time around. There's a beautiful world waiting, But it's easy to be blinded by what you think is beautiful in a beautiful world.* In the dark for so long. The retina I own captured false images Of what i once  believed in. So much effort stored in a mirage, lodged in doubtful recollections. I want no sympathy, I can only evolve through the chasing of symphonies. Villainous, aren't you? The conflict is the enemy. I'll do away with this blame game, You're just so awfully gifted at how you play. I was the warmhearted prey Fooled into what appears to be defeat, Due to stupidity. I saw what I wanted to see, And clearly my vision was wrong. (c) 2014 Brandon Antonio Smith (Originally written 10/31/10 Revised 9/27/14)
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Oct 2, 2014
Oct 2, 2014 at 2:48 PM UTC
Illusion
Nina Simone, occupying ears singing about bed and dressers. Sparsely populated young couple Interrupted by saying amusements. Only two stops I know where to get off I knew to mind the gap I'm a responsible citizen Voter with a valid railcard Only two stops Purchased a ticket Only two stops I can not throw up in that time I can not clear my system of over-priced beer A niche in the market Exploited in the name of money Making let's just raise them let's charge extortionate rates for an autoimmune disease Paying to support a normal drinking culture embedded into the narrative Growing by in the western world Listening to Nina Simone Only one stop now you'd never know what life would be like Without loud pop charts entertaining a few leaving the others yearning the return of ABBA when times were simpler and people cared about Eurovision and illegal music was your own “Tickets please” He seems awfully jolly for a late night shit-shift on Arriva Trains Wales Who's making him work and why's he So ******* happy about it Real extra effort! Soul sapping in my opinion Last stop gotta get off.
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Aug 20, 2018
Aug 20, 2018 at 3:16 PM UTC
Hyper-normalisation (drunk scribbles on a train)
The question has to be asked, “How hard can it be, for a man to get a decent cup of tea”? How can people get something so simple so wrong? A question that has vexed me for ever so long. Let me be clear, lest there be any confusion I’m not into tea leaves or these fancy new infusions Nor herbal or green, earl grey or the rest A good plain cup of tea is simply the best! I wonder why it is that people bother to ask When they will not put any real effort into the task Yes they are careful to ask how you take your tea But what you get is something different, entirely If there is one thing that really gets to me It is being made a half cup of tea I always opt for a mug because there’s never enough in a cup But for some reason they seem incapable of filling it up! After just two mouthfuls, Surprise! It is all gone! I hate always having to ask for another one All the effort they made has gone to waste The whole experience leaving a very bad taste. Making tea is a formula, very hard to get wrong why so often served weak when I always ask for strong? A small drop of milk please, how hard can it be? But I often get tea in my milk, not milk in my tea I do like my sugar and to tell the truth I do possess an awfully sweet tooth “three and a bit” I say when they ask But is stirring it such an impossible task? How easy can it be? Just move the ****** spoon You were just standing there, what else were you doing? And to see all that sugar sitting there at the end Would drive the most sane person round the bend Another thing I get really mad about Is when people do not take the teabag out And though the cup appears to be full to the top You take the bag out and watch the level drop You might think it’s funny but it’s certainly not What to do with a teabag that is dripping hot? A cup of tea is supposed to help you relax Not be the cause of minor heart attacks And the biggest evil, by far the worst Is those who serve tea, knowing the teabag has burst At the end you get a mouthful of leaves and grit I do love my tea but wonder if it is worth it. It got to the stage where I considered drinking coffee But I was bamboozled by the variety available to me Mocha or latte, perhaps a frappuccino, Or maybe an espresso or a cappuccino No, the idea of drinking coffee just left me cold all I really wanted was a cup of tea truth be told, Though I have been accused of taking this issue too seriously There is nothing in the world quite like…. a decent cup of Tea!
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Jun 2, 2015
Jun 2, 2015 at 4:11 AM UTC
Tea Minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6....
The question has to be asked, “How hard can it be, for a man to get a decent cup of tea”? How can people get something so simple so wrong? A question that has vexed me for ever so long. Let me be clear, lest there be any confusion I’m not into tea leaves or these fancy new infusions Nor herbal or green, earl grey or the rest A good plain cup of tea is simply the best! I wonder why it is that people bother to ask When they will not put any real effort into the task Yes they are careful to ask how you take your tea But what you get is something different, entirely If there is one thing that really gets to me It is being made a half cup of tea I always opt for a mug because there’s never enough in a cup But for some reason they seem incapable of filling it up! After just two mouthfuls, Surprise! It is all gone! I hate always having to ask for another one All the effort they made has gone to waste The whole experience leaving a very bad taste. Making tea is a formula, very hard to get wrong why so often served weak when I always ask for strong? A small drop of milk please, how hard can it be? But I often get tea in my milk, not milk in my tea I do like my sugar and to tell the truth I do possess an awfully sweet tooth “three and a bit” I say when they ask But is stirring it such an impossible task? How easy can it be? Just move the ****** spoon You were just standing there, what else were you doing? And to see all that sugar sitting there at the end Would drive the most sane person round the bend Another thing I get really mad about Is when people do not take the teabag out And though the cup appears to be full to the top You take the bag out and watch the level drop You might think it’s funny but it’s certainly not What to do with a teabag that is dripping hot? A cup of tea is supposed to help you relax Not be the cause of minor heart attacks And the biggest evil, by far the worst Is those who serve tea, knowing the teabag has burst At the end you get a mouthful of leaves and grit I do love my tea but wonder if it is worth it. It got to the stage where I considered drinking coffee But I was bamboozled by the variety available to me Mocha or latte, perhaps a frappuccino, Or maybe an espresso or a cappuccino No, the idea of drinking coffee just left me cold all I really wanted was a cup of tea truth be told, Though I have been accused of taking this issue too seriously There is nothing in the world quite like…. a decent cup of Tea!
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On the 15th of May In the French Laund-er-y There was a small man, The Chef De Partie He was mixing and stirring And stirring his sauce, But his sauce wouldn’t thicken He was at a loss So he needed to think and ponder awhile Until on his face Was a bright white smile. “I have it!” He said. “I know what to do All  that I need Is a nice thick roux.” No reductions or tomatoes Or even puree He needed the roux It was the only way So what he did next was truly “the **** He melted some butter And dumped flour in it. This mixture was gloppy And looked like wet sand The roux was ‘a cooking But looked awfully bland Morton must think How to flavor this glob Chef Tomas Keller said “Morton its your job” He thought and he thought “Oh what can I do? Bechamel or Veloute? What to do with this roux.” “Veloute I think Sounds good for today. I’ll make some of that. Chef might exclaim, “yay!” So he added some stock Of Gertrude McFuzz It was the best bird It certainly was Fond Blanc De McFuzz Was clear and not milky Morton’s Veloute Ought to be silky He cooked it awhile Maybe for one half an hour And when it began to bubble The roux showed its power. It thickened and coated The back of a spoon This stuff’s almost ready It should be done soon He strained it removing the floury bits It needed to be clean No clumpys or grits It was almost over It was just about ready It still needed some tweaking “Can’t we eat it already?!” “No” said chef Teller as he took a lick Was it good? Was it bad? Was the sauce too thick “You did a great job! Trust me, you did.” Said Teller to Morton “You did good kid” “One thing I will say That you forgot to put in It’s the most vital ingredient In the entire kitchen” “Its something that most chefs Don’t use a lot of It comes from within The spice of true love” Morton thought a bit Like he often does And then he said “Chef! That’s what it was” “It didn’t taste right It was missing its pop Its pep in its step Its fizzle. Its hop” He learned something there From Chef Thomas Teller Food needs more love It needs to be stellar After all that And in the end Morton threw it away And started again.
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Mar 8, 2013
Mar 8, 2013 at 3:40 PM UTC
Morton Makes A Roux
On the 15th of May In the French Laund-er-y There was a small man, The Chef De Partie He was mixing and stirring And stirring his sauce, But his sauce wouldn’t thicken He was at a loss So he needed to think and ponder awhile Until on his face Was a bright white smile. “I have it!” He said. “I know what to do All  that I need Is a nice thick roux.” No reductions or tomatoes Or even puree He needed the roux It was the only way So what he did next was truly “the **** He melted some butter And dumped flour in it. This mixture was gloppy And looked like wet sand The roux was ‘a cooking But looked awfully bland Morton must think How to flavor this glob Chef Tomas Keller said “Morton its your job” He thought and he thought “Oh what can I do? Bechamel or Veloute? What to do with this roux.” “Veloute I think Sounds good for today. I’ll make some of that. Chef might exclaim, “yay!” So he added some stock Of Gertrude McFuzz It was the best bird It certainly was Fond Blanc De McFuzz Was clear and not milky Morton’s Veloute Ought to be silky He cooked it awhile Maybe for one half an hour And when it began to bubble The roux showed its power. It thickened and coated The back of a spoon This stuff’s almost ready It should be done soon He strained it removing the floury bits It needed to be clean No clumpys or grits It was almost over It was just about ready It still needed some tweaking “Can’t we eat it already?!” “No” said chef Teller as he took a lick Was it good? Was it bad? Was the sauce too thick “You did a great job! Trust me, you did.” Said Teller to Morton “You did good kid” “One thing I will say That you forgot to put in It’s the most vital ingredient In the entire kitchen” “Its something that most chefs Don’t use a lot of It comes from within The spice of true love” Morton thought a bit Like he often does And then he said “Chef! That’s what it was” “It didn’t taste right It was missing its pop Its pep in its step Its fizzle. Its hop” He learned something there From Chef Thomas Teller Food needs more love It needs to be stellar After all that And in the end Morton threw it away And started again.
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