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The farmers are doing it tough Tough, it is hard to understand Why they give money to the farmers and when it comes to helping the homeless they don’t give a **** You see people give all the money to protect the farmers And they don’t want to help the homeless The homeless need more money They are sleeping rough rain hail or shine and if we don’t get rain the farmers want to be helped, mind you the food comes from there and you know what Australians think of Aussie grown and we must sort of think of that but the homeless are swept under the rug by Australians when they ask for a few simple dollars and they get nothing, and you never see a telethon on television for them But you see the formers get the nod, well I suppose farmers are having a tough time but they have a home at night to go to While the homeless have nothing Sorry, I feel strongly about helping homeless people through tough times and I am just saying my piece
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Aug 19, 2018
Aug 19, 2018 at 8:41 PM UTC
they say farmers are doing it tough, but the homeless are doing it tougher, just my opinion
Are migrants proud Australians? Our nation based on immigration, One polyglot meld of humanity, To Australia show fidelity, Our nation of peaceful tolerance, People from Earth's shifting sands, Living here in our Great Southern Land, Deployment should not be our dance, Nothing wrong with loyalty, Patriotism our children's legacy, ---Great Southern Land, All welcome to be Australians!
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Jul 9, 2015
Jul 9, 2015 at 7:21 PM UTC
IMMIGRATION
Foreigners are people somewhere else, Natives are people at home; If the place you’re at Is your habitat, You’re a foreigner, say in Rome. But the scales of Justice balance true, And *** leads into tat, So the man who’s at home When he stays in Rome Is abroad when he’s where you’re at. When we leave the limits of the land in which Our birth certificates sat us, It does not mean Just a change of scene, But also a change of status. The Frenchman with his fetching beard, The Scot with his kilt and sporran, One moment he May a native be, And the next may find him foreign. There’s many a difference quickly found Between the different races, But the only essential Differential Is living different places. Yet such is the pride of prideful man, From Austrians to Australians, That wherever he is, He regards as his, And the natives there, as aliens. Oh, I’ll be friends if you’ll be friends, The foreigner tells the native, And we’ll work together for our common ends Like a preposition and a dative. If our common ends seem mostly mine, Why not, you ignorant foreigner? And the native replies Contrariwise; And hence, my dears, the coroner. So mind your manners when a native, please, And doubly when you visit And between us all A rapport may fall Ecstatically exquisite. One simple thought, if you have it pat, Will eliminate the coroner: You may be a native in your habitat, But to foreigners you’re just a foreigner.
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Goody for Our Side and Your Side Too
My friends a witch doctor He wants to grab from within Yes, he is a witch doctor He is a horrible beast And when you feed the witch doctor You give plenty of yeast Oh yeah dude you are the coolest dude I ever saw You are the witch doctor From Bangalore You see the witch doctor He’ll steal food off your plate Yes that witch doctor He doesn’t wanna be your mate He is a witch doctor Which will grab from within You see he is a bad witch doctor We need to lock him up Oh yeah dudes swing your hips And party party party real ****** hard Then the witch doctor Will move to Australia To show us you can really party Without alcohol But Australians won’t listen mate they need their alcohol And that is the way of this Crazy mixed up world With the witch doctor Being the target by police But his powers make the police Say just this The witch doctor is too powerful Nobody will catch him, no Then the witch, who is the witch doctors wife She told him to stop his little prank The witch doctor said No I will never stop oh no So the witch cast a spell to make the witch doctor more loving Then the witch doctor Went to the party He really enjoyed himself there There was no need for evil The witch and the witch doctor Lived happily ever after And they did
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Aug 19, 2018
Aug 19, 2018 at 12:12 AM UTC
the tale of the witch doctor
a big fight up in saturn causes cyclone activity in queensland and northern territory you see ronnie biggs and ted bunny were having a quiet methane smoothie, in saturn club rings, when they suddenly broke out in a fight, and this wasn’t just any fight, no, it caused big cyclone activity in quuensland and northern territory and gold coast where my brother lives has a bif of rough seas, and my dad is making sure that the cyclone doesn’t affect gold coast and my brothers family, but ronnie biggs and ted bundy had no compassion, and really started fighting with methane, which is causing the rough seas, and dad, is trying to keep the cyclone away but, it looks like ted bunny and ronnie biggs are going to get their way, as they, poured methane all over the saturn club rings, you see, what us cosmic sleepers must do, is alert australians living in these areas to listen to authorities, and go to a safe place, for barry allan’s ploy to save this world, hopefully there won’t be any casualties, and hopefully my brothers family will be safe, hopefully dad can save the gold coast and keep his old family safe, it’ll be a hard job, you see ted bundy and ronnie biggs are still fighting, saying let’s destroy the earth, let’s destroy australia first, let’s use methane to ruin the whole entire earth, you see me as cronus is getting dad to help me keep the methane from forcing the cyclones to really **** people, and hopefully nothing will be lost, but it will be ****** hard, because ted bunny and ronnie biggs are really ****** well ****** off with everyone, as well as cronus, and knows how crocus’s current earth body is when storms come to cities his brother or family lives in, decided to hopefully wreck cronus’s life, and his dad barry allan, is making sure he helps cronus keep his younger son safe from this really fierce cyclone, i know i am going on and on saying the same thing over and over, but this is a way, to bring all cyclone activity not to take too much control on queensland and northern territory you see, ted bundy likes the idea of using methane to destroy the earth, to get crocus’s earth body, to SHUT UP, cause you should listen to your voices when they said methane is a gas, and you can’t drink it, but you can fight it, and the methane stopped dad from being a boy, but he says girls and boys are equal, and barry allan is fighting ted bundy and ronnie biggs from having this cyclone get close to my brothers family, but ted bundy liked the idea of hurting the gold coast, and cause problems for my brother, and barry allan and cronus are protecting the gold coast from a very fierce cyclone activity and cronus and buddha YELLED OUT UMMMMMMMMMM STOP ted bundy and ronnie biggs from taking too much affect in cyclones in qld and northern territory immmmmmmmmmm keep our family safe from this methane cyclone caused by ted bundy and ronnie biggs ummmmmmmmmmm stop people swimming in dangerous waters, they will be doing what ted and ronnie want you see, ronnie biggs and ted bundy are fighting each other, and dad and cronus who is me, are guarding anyone who is on the earth making people too scared to not go in the water, ted bundy is enjoying people going in the water and so is ronnie biggs because it makes what they are doing so very much right, and i tell ya i tell ya i tell ya, my father, is helping my previous life cronus ME AND DAD MUST SAVE THE QUEENSLAND AND NORTHERN TERRITORY COASTLINE ME AND DAD MUST SAVE THE QUEENSLAND AND NORTHERN TERRITORY COASTLINE save it from the dreaded ronnie biggs and ted bundy, RIGHT NOW
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Feb 18, 2015
Feb 18, 2015 at 8:08 PM UTC
A FIGHT BETWEEN BIGGS AND BUNDY CAUSES CYCLONE ACTIVITTY
a big fight up in saturn causes cyclone activity in queensland and northern territory you see ronnie biggs and ted bunny were having a quiet methane smoothie, in saturn club rings, when they suddenly broke out in a fight, and this wasn’t just any fight, no, it caused big cyclone activity in quuensland and northern territory and gold coast where my brother lives has a bif of rough seas, and my dad is making sure that the cyclone doesn’t affect gold coast and my brothers family, but ronnie biggs and ted bundy had no compassion, and really started fighting with methane, which is causing the rough seas, and dad, is trying to keep the cyclone away but, it looks like ted bunny and ronnie biggs are going to get their way, as they, poured methane all over the saturn club rings, you see, what us cosmic sleepers must do, is alert australians living in these areas to listen to authorities, and go to a safe place, for barry allan’s ploy to save this world, hopefully there won’t be any casualties, and hopefully my brothers family will be safe, hopefully dad can save the gold coast and keep his old family safe, it’ll be a hard job, you see ted bundy and ronnie biggs are still fighting, saying let’s destroy the earth, let’s destroy australia first, let’s use methane to ruin the whole entire earth, you see me as cronus is getting dad to help me keep the methane from forcing the cyclones to really **** people, and hopefully nothing will be lost, but it will be ****** hard, because ted bunny and ronnie biggs are really ****** well ****** off with everyone, as well as cronus, and knows how crocus’s current earth body is when storms come to cities his brother or family lives in, decided to hopefully wreck cronus’s life, and his dad barry allan, is making sure he helps cronus keep his younger son safe from this really fierce cyclone, i know i am going on and on saying the same thing over and over, but this is a way, to bring all cyclone activity not to take too much control on queensland and northern territory you see, ted bundy likes the idea of using methane to destroy the earth, to get crocus’s earth body, to SHUT UP, cause you should listen to your voices when they said methane is a gas, and you can’t drink it, but you can fight it, and the methane stopped dad from being a boy, but he says girls and boys are equal, and barry allan is fighting ted bundy and ronnie biggs from having this cyclone get close to my brothers family, but ted bundy liked the idea of hurting the gold coast, and cause problems for my brother, and barry allan and cronus are protecting the gold coast from a very fierce cyclone activity and cronus and buddha YELLED OUT UMMMMMMMMMM STOP ted bundy and ronnie biggs from taking too much affect in cyclones in qld and northern territory immmmmmmmmmm keep our family safe from this methane cyclone caused by ted bundy and ronnie biggs ummmmmmmmmmm stop people swimming in dangerous waters, they will be doing what ted and ronnie want you see, ronnie biggs and ted bundy are fighting each other, and dad and cronus who is me, are guarding anyone who is on the earth making people too scared to not go in the water, ted bundy is enjoying people going in the water and so is ronnie biggs because it makes what they are doing so very much right, and i tell ya i tell ya i tell ya, my father, is helping my previous life cronus ME AND DAD MUST SAVE THE QUEENSLAND AND NORTHERN TERRITORY COASTLINE ME AND DAD MUST SAVE THE QUEENSLAND AND NORTHERN TERRITORY COASTLINE save it from the dreaded ronnie biggs and ted bundy, RIGHT NOW
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Australia takes her pen in hand To write a line to you, To let you fellows understand How proud we are of you. From shearing shed and cattle run, From Broome to Hobson's Bay, Each native-born Australian son Stands straighter up today. The man who used to **** his drum", On far-out Queensland runs Is fighting side by side with some Tasmanian farmer's sons. The fisher-boys dropped sail and oar To grimly stand the test, Along that storm-swept Turkish shore, With miners from the west. The old state jealousies of yore Are dead as Pharaoh's sow, We're not State children any more — We're all Australians now! Our six-starred flag that used to fly Half-shyly to the breeze, Unknown where older nations ply Their trade on foreign seas, Flies out to meet the morning blue With Vict'ry at the prow; For that's the flag the Sydney flew, The wide seas know it now! The mettle that a race can show Is proved with shot and steel, And now we know what nations know And feel what nations feel. The honoured graves beneath the crest Of Gaba Tepe hill May hold our bravest and our best, But we have brave men still. With all our petty quarrels done, Dissensions overthrown, We have, through what you boys have done, A history of our own. Our old world diff'rences are dead, Like weeds beneath the plough, For English, Scotch, and Irish-bred, They're all Australians now! So now we'll toast the Third Brigade That led Australia's van, For never shall their glory fade In minds Australian. Fight on, fight on, unflinchingly, Till right and justice reign. Fight on, fight on, till Victory Shall send you home again. And with Australia's flag shall fly A spray of wattle-bough To symbolise our unity — We're all Australians now.
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'We're All Australians Now'
Australia takes her pen in hand To write a line to you, To let you fellows understand How proud we are of you. From shearing shed and cattle run, From Broome to Hobson's Bay, Each native-born Australian son Stands straighter up today. The man who used to **** his drum", On far-out Queensland runs Is fighting side by side with some Tasmanian farmer's sons. The fisher-boys dropped sail and oar To grimly stand the test, Along that storm-swept Turkish shore, With miners from the west. The old state jealousies of yore Are dead as Pharaoh's sow, We're not State children any more — We're all Australians now! Our six-starred flag that used to fly Half-shyly to the breeze, Unknown where older nations ply Their trade on foreign seas, Flies out to meet the morning blue With Vict'ry at the prow; For that's the flag the Sydney flew, The wide seas know it now! The mettle that a race can show Is proved with shot and steel, And now we know what nations know And feel what nations feel. The honoured graves beneath the crest Of Gaba Tepe hill May hold our bravest and our best, But we have brave men still. With all our petty quarrels done, Dissensions overthrown, We have, through what you boys have done, A history of our own. Our old world diff'rences are dead, Like weeds beneath the plough, For English, Scotch, and Irish-bred, They're all Australians now! So now we'll toast the Third Brigade That led Australia's van, For never shall their glory fade In minds Australian. Fight on, fight on, unflinchingly, Till right and justice reign. Fight on, fight on, till Victory Shall send you home again. And with Australia's flag shall fly A spray of wattle-bough To symbolise our unity — We're all Australians now.
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I love Australia it looks fine to me mate You see Australia is very cool There are a lot of fun things to do here You can go down to Sydney"s beaches Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee You can see if you can run faster Than the best at city 2 surf It puts Sydney on the Australian map And we also have our great sporting games Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades They have for christmas While we just have one main parade Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run A marathon dressed in a Santa suit And it was brought to Canberra And it was very successful too There are two televised Christmas carols From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look At the grampians, you will have a great time And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have We love to drink, sometimes too much But we are out to have a good time A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day Australian sons, oh let us rejoice But we need to include women too Australians all let us rejoice With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us AS OUR BELOVED PRIME MINISTER OH YEAH A HEAP We are aussie through and through So when we go our on Australa day We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun In the country of Australia
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Jan 20, 2015
Jan 20, 2015 at 5:55 PM UTC
I LOVE AUSTRALIA FOR AUSTRALIA DAY
I love Australia it looks fine to me mate You see Australia is very cool There are a lot of fun things to do here You can go down to Sydney"s beaches Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee You can see if you can run faster Than the best at city 2 surf It puts Sydney on the Australian map And we also have our great sporting games Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades They have for christmas While we just have one main parade Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run A marathon dressed in a Santa suit And it was brought to Canberra And it was very successful too There are two televised Christmas carols From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look At the grampians, you will have a great time And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have We love to drink, sometimes too much But we are out to have a good time A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day Australian sons, oh let us rejoice But we need to include women too Australians all let us rejoice With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us AS OUR BELOVED PRIME MINISTER OH YEAH A HEAP We are aussie through and through So when we go our on Australa day We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun In the country of Australia
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you see cronus and barry allan and buddha, has been battling the terrible forces of cyclone marcia, which is caused by the cosmic fight of ted bundy and ronnie biggs you see, brian allan was very tired, because he had to fight the terrible winds caused by ted and ronnie, you see what happening is, kids and surfers and rock fishermen and all sorts of the yobbos culture, have let ted bundy and ronnie biggs take full control and ned kelly and the crazy ed gein, you see i just wanted to do tapestries, but, my eyes were too tired, and i had to put power into these stupid people, who are doing all this ya know rock fishing, and surfing, it’s herd to understand why, you see, at present i am treated like a hooligan, but i am battling to keep the cyclones from really damaging the earth, and there is some people stuck in an elevator, and kids near a poo,l, with high seas, i know, it is a bit of excitement, but reality why are people allowing themselves to go out and battle these evil spirits that caused this cyclone marcia, and elvis tried to keep these evil spirits from killing with the powers of music, here goes i wanna be, your teddy bear, you see i take out of my bag and cuddle you some more i don’t wanna be a tiger, tigers play to rough, i don’t want to be a lion the lion ain’t the type ya ought to love enough i know you can be found sitting all alone if you can’t come around, at least please telephone don’t be cruel, just stop these spirits i know it can be hard, but baby it it’s just you i am thinking of and then elvis sang to ed gein ted bundy ronnie biggs and ned kelly you guys are nothing but evil hound dogs, to trap these australians like this you trap these australians thinking it’s fun to break the rules you will never **** these people, no matter how stupid they are you see these criminals can cause more problems, now they’re dead ted bunny said, we are wrecking houses heh heh heh we are forcing people to battle winds while surfing heh heh heh heh the children caught near the rock pool, heh heh heh heh people stuck in hotel elevator heh heh heh heh ted bundy said, i have everybody fooled, then said he is glad he is dead, because nobody will believe in stories ted bundy ronnie biggs ed gein and ned kelly making these cyclone victims think it’s exciting to take the kids to look at the raging seas yeah, ted bunny is loving every minute of this, every minute, every minute and even the eye of ted bundy and ed gein looking at the queensland coast saying a loud HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH, foolish earthlings cronus barry allan and buddha and athena, are pushing the cyclone away but it’s hard to beat these evil spirits I AM CRONUS
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Feb 20, 2015
Feb 20, 2015 at 9:52 PM UTC
ted bundy ronnie biggs ned kelly and ed gein, making the cyclone destroy, exterminate
you see cronus and barry allan and buddha, has been battling the terrible forces of cyclone marcia, which is caused by the cosmic fight of ted bundy and ronnie biggs you see, brian allan was very tired, because he had to fight the terrible winds caused by ted and ronnie, you see what happening is, kids and surfers and rock fishermen and all sorts of the yobbos culture, have let ted bundy and ronnie biggs take full control and ned kelly and the crazy ed gein, you see i just wanted to do tapestries, but, my eyes were too tired, and i had to put power into these stupid people, who are doing all this ya know rock fishing, and surfing, it’s herd to understand why, you see, at present i am treated like a hooligan, but i am battling to keep the cyclones from really damaging the earth, and there is some people stuck in an elevator, and kids near a poo,l, with high seas, i know, it is a bit of excitement, but reality why are people allowing themselves to go out and battle these evil spirits that caused this cyclone marcia, and elvis tried to keep these evil spirits from killing with the powers of music, here goes i wanna be, your teddy bear, you see i take out of my bag and cuddle you some more i don’t wanna be a tiger, tigers play to rough, i don’t want to be a lion the lion ain’t the type ya ought to love enough i know you can be found sitting all alone if you can’t come around, at least please telephone don’t be cruel, just stop these spirits i know it can be hard, but baby it it’s just you i am thinking of and then elvis sang to ed gein ted bundy ronnie biggs and ned kelly you guys are nothing but evil hound dogs, to trap these australians like this you trap these australians thinking it’s fun to break the rules you will never **** these people, no matter how stupid they are you see these criminals can cause more problems, now they’re dead ted bunny said, we are wrecking houses heh heh heh we are forcing people to battle winds while surfing heh heh heh heh the children caught near the rock pool, heh heh heh heh people stuck in hotel elevator heh heh heh heh ted bundy said, i have everybody fooled, then said he is glad he is dead, because nobody will believe in stories ted bundy ronnie biggs ed gein and ned kelly making these cyclone victims think it’s exciting to take the kids to look at the raging seas yeah, ted bunny is loving every minute of this, every minute, every minute and even the eye of ted bundy and ed gein looking at the queensland coast saying a loud HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH, foolish earthlings cronus barry allan and buddha and athena, are pushing the cyclone away but it’s hard to beat these evil spirits I AM CRONUS
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An Aussie sense of humor Very hard to understand At times if you do not Come from Australia land Some times they simply say things To give a warm feeling and a smile Mostly a little cheeky at best too But with love and all worth while They flirt like cowboys in cowgirls Be they often in life young and old And they d never refuse a dance And can be at times a little bold But I guess they simply realize That a long time we are dead And they love to laugh and tell a joke Or listen to a good one instead Some things they say would shock at times And how they all love test a smile Just to be a little naughty I guess But good friends all of the while They'd go out of their way to help a soul At any time of day that might be They are funny on the surface And treat all mostly as if family A special kind of being Australians Its always been the very same They love life and they love all And very seldom will they blame A little too kind hearted are they But thats the way that they all are And they know a good sense of humor Will often take you far Terrence Michael Sutton copyright 2018
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Jul 19, 2018
Jul 19, 2018 at 8:36 PM UTC
AN AUSSIE SENSE OF HUMOR
Here's to all my Aussie friends. You fought with bravery and honor at Kimberley, Passchendaele, Gallipoli, Romani, Crete, Tobruck, Milne Bay, Yongju and even in Vietnam. And I know why you did it. Abounding in your back yards were stalking cassowaries, spiders that rot your flesh, invisible but lethal jelly fish, Coastal Taipan and Brown snakes, not to mention saltwater crocodiles Great White sharks, Stone Fish, blue ringed octopi and the odd Marble Cone Snail. War must have seemed safe compared to he horrors of home. Here's to you mates. Fair Dinkum. I would have been on the first transport out, too.   ~mce
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Jan 13, 2016
Jan 13, 2016 at 9:33 AM UTC
To All The Brave Australians
I love Australia it looks fine to me mate You see Australia is very cool There are a lot of fun things to do here You can go down to Sydney"s beaches Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee You can see if you can run faster Than the best at city 2 surf It puts Sydney on the Australian map And we also have our great sporting games Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades They have for christmas While we just have one main parade Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run A marathon dressed in a Santa suit And it was brought to Canberra And it was very successful too There are two televised Christmas carols From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look At the grampians, you will have a great time And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have We love to drink, sometimes too much But we are out to have a good time A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day Australian sons, oh let us rejoice But we need to include women too Australians all let us rejoice With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us TOO BAD JULIA AND KEVIN WEREN’T ANY MATCH BUT We are aussie through and through So when we go our on Australa day We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun In the country of Australia
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Feb 17, 2015
Feb 17, 2015 at 2:45 AM UTC
i love australia, it is pretty radical, dudes
I love Australia it looks fine to me mate You see Australia is very cool There are a lot of fun things to do here You can go down to Sydney"s beaches Like Bondi, Manly or even Coogee You can see if you can run faster Than the best at city 2 surf It puts Sydney on the Australian map And we also have our great sporting games Like cricket, tennis, AFL and the two rugby codes If you go to the USA, you'll see so many parades They have for christmas While we just have one main parade Which is from Adelaide, and that is really good You get at glimpse of the past with come on Aussie come on Sydney started a great Santa race, where you run A marathon dressed in a Santa suit And it was brought to Canberra And it was very successful too There are two televised Christmas carols From Sydney's domain and Melbourne's Meyer music bowl Yes, if you see the great ocean road and then have a look At the grampians, you will have a great time And there are some great surf carnivals on various beaches here Showing that footy and cricket, is not all we have We love to drink, sometimes too much But we are out to have a good time A ball, we are ready to party this Australia day Australian sons, oh let us rejoice But we need to include women too Australians all let us rejoice With Tony Abbott wanting to destroy us TOO BAD JULIA AND KEVIN WEREN’T ANY MATCH BUT We are aussie through and through So when we go our on Australa day We watch the fireworks, yes we are having a big ball of fun In the country of Australia
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Ebola Sars and *** sounds like a big deal to me Isis recruits Australians, Russia bombs Ukrainians Economic bubble crash is starting to give me a rash Tumblr just gets really mad when you say a word they think is bad Hyper fervent slactivism causing me a social schism Picking up the pieces of a shattered governmental system Cliches of a topic piled up into a rhyming pattern Pundits pumping such hot air they might as well just move to Saturn Tumblr just gets really mad when you say a word they think is bad Post Modern kids all broke it down as something they could deconstruct Idealists will polish turds, while cynics just don't give a **** Focus on your social status, eating healthy, getting hotter Better drink my own **** cause we're quickly running out of water Tumblr just gets really mad when you say a word they think is bad
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Oct 27, 2014
Oct 27, 2014 at 6:38 PM UTC
Not Tumblr Approved
The Creator The original Aboriginal Indigenous   Australians In their Dreaming Uncreated Baiame The Sky Father Creator of everything But who created This creator God Mythological Theological Like everyones Too similar and Geographically Universally spread To be explained by One Big Bang But still I ask Who created The uncreated Creator
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Sep 24, 2013
Sep 24, 2013 at 4:09 AM UTC
The Uncreated
Here is life and love, pain and pleasure, Ten years traversing those steps, Tired waitress, twelve hours hell, I am facing the door in Fratelli’s. Too-jolly Australians on a budget, Eating soup and dessert, are missing, The pasta, the best part, it seems, I am facing the door in Fratelli’s. Miscreant male constantly corralled, By his Austrian authoritarian aunt, Filling her face with a pasta mountain, I am facing the door in Fratelli’s. New lovers lost in each other’s eyes, Carpaccio di salmon slices sharp cold, Their Gaja Barbaresco lust blood red, I am facing the door in Fratelli’s. Old lovers holding hands in silence, Pasta warm feelings of Taglioni Fratelli, This Chianti Classico two will soon be one, I am facing the door in Fratelli’s. Married couple, on different planes, Broadcast to their neighbours the plans, Of loveless friends in lifelong ******* I am facing the door in Fratelli’s. Meal memories of two and more, Of friends and family, work and play, Life and love and unforgettable moments, I am facing the door in Fratelli’s
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Nov 25, 2012
Nov 25, 2012 at 9:27 AM UTC
Facing The Door
I love the majestic ugliness of the Eucalypt; Aesthetically more appealing in its twisted, gnarled appearance Than any uniform northern conifer; Infinitely more adapted to the unforgiving antipodean climate Than those idealised European deciduous living monuments Still transfixing our collective view of how a tree should be. Those dropping leaves allowing scenes beyond; Those tendrils of bark denoting Darwinian fitness; All tug at the heart of we new Australians, Conflicted, as we are, by sensibilities born elsewhere, But borne, nevertheless, into an Ancient Eden.
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Mar 6, 2014
Mar 6, 2014 at 3:29 PM UTC
Eucalyptus
I stand for the forgotten, the ones nations have forsaken, Left to die on the open seas, or in the hidden camps, Or in the care of those my country has paid to keep them quiet. You will not keep us silent, We will shout and scream until the voices of those across the ocean are heard Until they are lead onto the podium and given the right to speak again, the right from long ago. I will stand for my brothers and sisters, aunties, uncles, my family; spread across the earth who seek the shelter of my homeland, and I will welcome them with open arms. And you will not stop me.
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Jun 13, 2015
Jun 13, 2015 at 6:15 AM UTC
Real Australians Say Welcome
psych ward dramas ok, i believe i am here today to let people have fun i get leave every day to keep an eye on the world so i can help, in the way that i do i know people can get sick of me saying i am cronus and **** but i do that, so i can save people on earth so we don’t bring the old days back cause a lot of those criminals you can see in the glossy magazines they look like they ae copying me and that sort of made me feel that i have created a world that is full of death and yobbism jake does a guitar solo which makes the crowd really cheer out his name jake jake jake oi oi oi now, if i can get out of here i really want to go to adelaide so i can be in the christmas city of the world and i want to support the adelaide crows and go to the AFL grand final i also wanna do my art and profit from my writing you see i really want to make this psych ward a happy place to get well in cause, really, i am still a kid cause, to myself, i never had a good education, and i am prepared to do that again, cause i want that whole sill nonsense, ya know like i am not mucking with you mate neh , and i hate people saying your like us now man and your not an old dogie, mate and every kid, i thought were trying to be cool to make us all tease my daddy now i was having fun but i am 46, and i need a perfect change and, still, ya know, i am cool jake really stole the show with a great guitar solo now, i want my parents to visit me that’ll be kinda fun but i don’t want to be a client, all my life and i want to stop phedaphelia, cause it’s bad i don’t care about what used to happen, i know buddha wouldn’t like that ya need to respect kids ya know it’s just that it’s fucken hard to stop a kidnapper and that is why buddha tries to make peace with this whole situation and yesterday, i explained that about 63 australians jumping from a plane and i portrayed it as every victim of school shootings coming back to earth nobody dies ya know, we are all here there and everywhere the cartoonist said, this is a cartooning class, not a psychology class or a vision class i would like to teach people about space travel via sleep, like i do cause, man, this is ****** fun and i do do a show on channel 44 and if people complain about me i will say, get with the times ya *** jake did a big guitar solo which gave a freezing blizzard to mercury
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Jun 3, 2015
Jun 3, 2015 at 7:30 AM UTC
my voices in the psych ward
psych ward dramas ok, i believe i am here today to let people have fun i get leave every day to keep an eye on the world so i can help, in the way that i do i know people can get sick of me saying i am cronus and **** but i do that, so i can save people on earth so we don’t bring the old days back cause a lot of those criminals you can see in the glossy magazines they look like they ae copying me and that sort of made me feel that i have created a world that is full of death and yobbism jake does a guitar solo which makes the crowd really cheer out his name jake jake jake oi oi oi now, if i can get out of here i really want to go to adelaide so i can be in the christmas city of the world and i want to support the adelaide crows and go to the AFL grand final i also wanna do my art and profit from my writing you see i really want to make this psych ward a happy place to get well in cause, really, i am still a kid cause, to myself, i never had a good education, and i am prepared to do that again, cause i want that whole sill nonsense, ya know like i am not mucking with you mate neh , and i hate people saying your like us now man and your not an old dogie, mate and every kid, i thought were trying to be cool to make us all tease my daddy now i was having fun but i am 46, and i need a perfect change and, still, ya know, i am cool jake really stole the show with a great guitar solo now, i want my parents to visit me that’ll be kinda fun but i don’t want to be a client, all my life and i want to stop phedaphelia, cause it’s bad i don’t care about what used to happen, i know buddha wouldn’t like that ya need to respect kids ya know it’s just that it’s fucken hard to stop a kidnapper and that is why buddha tries to make peace with this whole situation and yesterday, i explained that about 63 australians jumping from a plane and i portrayed it as every victim of school shootings coming back to earth nobody dies ya know, we are all here there and everywhere the cartoonist said, this is a cartooning class, not a psychology class or a vision class i would like to teach people about space travel via sleep, like i do cause, man, this is ****** fun and i do do a show on channel 44 and if people complain about me i will say, get with the times ya *** jake did a big guitar solo which gave a freezing blizzard to mercury
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Cricket Ladies now pull up their socks From the Sub-Continent to the Spring Boks But a question of mine, Not of length nor of line, I wonder, do they require a box? Some say that I need to take a pill But I've watched and the ladies have skill They get many things right And their bowling is tight And of cricket I just can't get my fill. For now England are right out on top All Australians would like that to stop If they get much better My pants will get wetter Being British, I'm scared we will flop. But England, to India, must fly Where the pitches will be ever so dry Not won there before, Not sure, did we draw? Beware Goswami, for she is quite spry. Holly Colvin the new queen of spin She does not know quite how to give in The Taylors are great The fielding, first rate Come on girls, you know you can win!
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Feb 16, 2010
Feb 16, 2010 at 11:00 PM UTC
Lady Cricket
Bright blue skies and country roads, Dust trails billowing behind the distant rumble of a 4x4 Gravel crunching, stones skipping Sweat on his forehead and barley in his mouth, Broad-brim hat clapped on his head Dusty jeans and boots, Checked red shirt and plain sandy dirt This is the image of Australians
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Nov 3, 2016
Nov 3, 2016 at 9:43 PM UTC
Australia
Australia is the lucky country Lucky, yes we are Australia is the lucky country Lucky, yes we are The luckiest country Compared to the Middle East And I know Australians live in poverty But we have beaches and footy mate We also have events to bring the families in To enjoy this wonderful country Lucky, yes we are We have loads of helpers That look after the poor We also have people Who show our great bushland To walk around and explore Yes we are the lucky country Compared to the Middle East We do have our problems Like a lot of people do We enjoy the party people Because we need to have fun Yes we do oh yeah We have great tv from our many stations We bring what we don’t have on tv To the radio Because Australia is the lucky country Lucky, yes we are We play carols all over the country And at the carols we collect money To give to many charities We go for walks and runs And that is what we do for fun And we march every Anzac Day To honour Australia’s diggers YouTube keeps the people in touch Of this great big world Because Australia really cares for Other countries and that is why we are the lucky country Lucky, yes we are Aussie Aussie Aussie Lucky yes oh yeah
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Jun 6, 2019
Jun 6, 2019 at 8:17 PM UTC
australia is the lucky country
the Australians are playing a good brand of cricket they've got the English at sixes and sevens at the wicket our bowlers seem to be bowling with much strength all their delivers are of a fine line and length last time we met the English in an Ashes Series our Australian team played like a lot of old ladies but they've made some key changes to the team which shall yield our cricket side a winning dream play to-day sees the English batting at the wicket they've a bit of work to do on their cricket the Australian team are drilled to perfection with all their plays going in the right direction the Australian's catching and fielding has improved we'll be making sure that all the English are removed twill be a goodly day at the Gabba Cricket Ground watching the English batting heading outbound
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Nov 22, 2013
Nov 22, 2013 at 6:38 PM UTC
The Ashes Series
Personally, I think we Australians and Guests Have lost the War against the Terror of Coffeeism --> The sheer, unadulterated Facts on the Ground Indicate to me a whole new Generation of Spoilt little brats and bratettes immune to Reflection --> A Generation of "Can-Doers" and "Will-Doers" and, my favourite: The "F**K-you-I'm-going-to-try-to-do-it-4-myselfers." Bully Beware ==> I may have stuffed up when I wrote the "Poem" about nothing leaving the 20th Century --> What I meant was that WAR (my God-given special assignment/atonement) needed to be contained within the struggles of MCM - MCMLXXXXIX. All the Great Inspirations and Fundamental Studies Had/Have/Will Have already been scrutinized - Only the Fine-Tooth'd comb was needed to untangle The knotty issues and remove the well-hidden Vermin infecting our consciousness through the Trapdoor of the sub-conscious --> Eventually - and I certainly didn't think it would take so long - Not only should we by now have Tagged and ID'd The Parasitic TICKS, but also rid ourselves of the more Communicable LICE at the end of the School yard.
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Mar 4, 2014
Mar 4, 2014 at 5:06 AM UTC
Coffee - Global Wankerism
dead bodies moving dead bodies you know the theme, the scheme, the thought and the idea the bodies, dead, paying the bills, moving dead past the dawn eyeballs rolling up as windows closing and doors close and open the bodies, mass production, lots of bodies Monday, Tuesday, Shitday Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Christday Neighbor Allah never greets anyone and he talks to himself in echoes Buddha is all smiles and virtues but no muscle, Buddha's daughters are out clubbing tonight ******* their oriental curves, selling their oriental scents and cold white skin to Allah's *** deprived sons Christ is the only father and he disowns his nieces and nephews, I knew years back that I am a distant relative just dead bodies, yours and mine produce, corporate livestock, labels from the heaviest bills handed over in sinister alleyways, sinister exchanges, hitman to hitman, extraction to extraction, fraction by fraction, bodies serves as platforms, nonliving chopping boards for the butchers dressed up as elves the bodies, limb by limb, sagging skins, rivers of hairfalls, scratch marks, Ms. Universe stretch marks, the *** tapes of the cheerleaders whom silent and wise boys yearned for all through years of fading innocence Closeted gay professionals keeping their pointed ******* when nothing's wrong with them until consent turns from probationary to mandatory and hate and red and blue and green and yellow flags and pedophiles and bigots and white supremacists and Allah whisperers and Allah fanatics and Buddha hypocrites and China takes over the world and feminists, and third and fourth and fifth and so on genders and Trump and memes and Filipinos and mental health and memes and mental health and memes and literature and literature and activists and who ****** who and politicians and what Americans, Australians, Chinese, Japanese, British, Candian, Irish and and North Koreans and K-Pop plastic lips and hips who young girls and boys from isolated islands gets ****** for and hipsters and the nine to fives and the ***** to give and the snobbish *** girls in parties, in clubs, in alleys who wants to get ****** by all the celebrity status ***** all just becomes a tiny pinch for the dead bodies not to see and point the flower and shoot the gun to end the human war.
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Nov 5, 2018
Nov 5, 2018 at 2:48 PM UTC
resurrection in smokey mountain, Philippines.
dead bodies moving dead bodies you know the theme, the scheme, the thought and the idea the bodies, dead, paying the bills, moving dead past the dawn eyeballs rolling up as windows closing and doors close and open the bodies, mass production, lots of bodies Monday, Tuesday, Shitday Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Christday Neighbor Allah never greets anyone and he talks to himself in echoes Buddha is all smiles and virtues but no muscle, Buddha's daughters are out clubbing tonight ******* their oriental curves, selling their oriental scents and cold white skin to Allah's *** deprived sons Christ is the only father and he disowns his nieces and nephews, I knew years back that I am a distant relative just dead bodies, yours and mine produce, corporate livestock, labels from the heaviest bills handed over in sinister alleyways, sinister exchanges, hitman to hitman, extraction to extraction, fraction by fraction, bodies serves as platforms, nonliving chopping boards for the butchers dressed up as elves the bodies, limb by limb, sagging skins, rivers of hairfalls, scratch marks, Ms. Universe stretch marks, the *** tapes of the cheerleaders whom silent and wise boys yearned for all through years of fading innocence Closeted gay professionals keeping their pointed ******* when nothing's wrong with them until consent turns from probationary to mandatory and hate and red and blue and green and yellow flags and pedophiles and bigots and white supremacists and Allah whisperers and Allah fanatics and Buddha hypocrites and China takes over the world and feminists, and third and fourth and fifth and so on genders and Trump and memes and Filipinos and mental health and memes and mental health and memes and literature and literature and activists and who ****** who and politicians and what Americans, Australians, Chinese, Japanese, British, Candian, Irish and and North Koreans and K-Pop plastic lips and hips who young girls and boys from isolated islands gets ****** for and hipsters and the nine to fives and the ***** to give and the snobbish *** girls in parties, in clubs, in alleys who wants to get ****** by all the celebrity status ***** all just becomes a tiny pinch for the dead bodies not to see and point the flower and shoot the gun to end the human war.
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too many people taken by sharks, immmmmmm, we need to get the coastguards to guard every beach on the ocean immmmmmmm please give these people who lose loved ones through shark attacks, counselling immmmmmm help stop the sharks from attacking immmmmm STOP STOP STOP calm the sharks, immmmmmmm try and discipline these australians, from getting eaten alive by sharks immmmmmm please tame sharks, immmmmmm please tame sharks, immmmmmm please tame sharks too many people are eaten alive by s h a r k s, immmmmmmm eaten alive eaten alive immmmmmmmmmm please save people, have more boats on the water ummmmmmmm to tame each shark ummmmmmmmm help the people get saved by sharks in the ocean ummmmmmmm save each other lifeguards look after us ummmmmmm THE SHARKS ARE DESTROYING OUR COUNTRIES POPULATION THE SHARKS ARE DESTROYING OUR COUNTRIES POPULATION THE SHARKS ARE DESTROYING OUR COUNTRIES POPULATION ummmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmmm
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Feb 9, 2015
Feb 9, 2015 at 2:19 AM UTC
CALM THE SHARKS NEAR OUR COUNTRY, DUDES
Grab-ass is as far from **** as promiscuity is from prostitution--- The Weinsteins move to Nigeria to make Nollywood blockbusters w/ kpop soundtracks--- big in China & Russia, making movie stars of Ukrainian beauty queens driving drunk at midnight in a country where grab-ass is okay & homosexuality is illegal & subject to the death penalty--- See beautiful African women lining up to get their ***** felt by the Jewish movie mogul who can make them stars overnight--- Mathematically correct & joined by Chinese & Indian beauty queens in a veritable renaissance Of ***** men and women who become bolder in public than in private in speaking out against those who promote the homosexual lifestyle; **** them all!’ they cry & the Nollywood industry cranks on--- American boycott the new Nollywood films Which means nothing but free publicity Since Asian people line up around the block & ***** the ***** of women in front of them & Russians hail the resurgence of masculinity when the life of Pushkin is made into a biopic with a Russian cast in a Russian-Nigerian co-production; In Elizabethan theatre (the height of the Renaissance in England) Young boys played girls & backstage got their butts dutifully reamed--- The universal irony that young boys replaced women yet were ***** & molested as if they were--- European history has always been gay from the Neanderthals who died out from ****** (the root of the myth of ***** & Gomorrah); To the Greeks & Romans to the Catholic Church---to gay marriage to the rights of transgenders to be treated like women & men except in reverse which changes everything for everybody--- In Nigeria gay men are lynched by mobs Of right-thinking citizens who pay good dollars to see movies Where some of the world’s most attractive women get sodomized by rough, burly macho male stars as if they were boys--- Nollywood becomes Nollyporn becomes Nollyrape & sells around the world bringing in millions & then billions--- while Americans & Europeans, Australians & Kiwis adamantly promote the gay agenda that is rejected by the rest of the world---
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Dec 21, 2017
Dec 21, 2017 at 4:00 PM UTC
Nollyporn
Grab-ass is as far from **** as promiscuity is from prostitution--- The Weinsteins move to Nigeria to make Nollywood blockbusters w/ kpop soundtracks--- big in China & Russia, making movie stars of Ukrainian beauty queens driving drunk at midnight in a country where grab-ass is okay & homosexuality is illegal & subject to the death penalty--- See beautiful African women lining up to get their ***** felt by the Jewish movie mogul who can make them stars overnight--- Mathematically correct & joined by Chinese & Indian beauty queens in a veritable renaissance Of ***** men and women who become bolder in public than in private in speaking out against those who promote the homosexual lifestyle; **** them all!’ they cry & the Nollywood industry cranks on--- American boycott the new Nollywood films Which means nothing but free publicity Since Asian people line up around the block & ***** the ***** of women in front of them & Russians hail the resurgence of masculinity when the life of Pushkin is made into a biopic with a Russian cast in a Russian-Nigerian co-production; In Elizabethan theatre (the height of the Renaissance in England) Young boys played girls & backstage got their butts dutifully reamed--- The universal irony that young boys replaced women yet were ***** & molested as if they were--- European history has always been gay from the Neanderthals who died out from ****** (the root of the myth of ***** & Gomorrah); To the Greeks & Romans to the Catholic Church---to gay marriage to the rights of transgenders to be treated like women & men except in reverse which changes everything for everybody--- In Nigeria gay men are lynched by mobs Of right-thinking citizens who pay good dollars to see movies Where some of the world’s most attractive women get sodomized by rough, burly macho male stars as if they were boys--- Nollywood becomes Nollyporn becomes Nollyrape & sells around the world bringing in millions & then billions--- while Americans & Europeans, Australians & Kiwis adamantly promote the gay agenda that is rejected by the rest of the world---
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