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Shrek Ogre Sep 2014
This pen
reminds me of a pen
oh dam, my rhymes
are a crime
against humanity
oh the insanity
of this stupid pen
god demmmmmm
during english class
we're writing bout this asss
of a topic
Haley Warmuth Dec 2013
you slapped m'asss wit rainbow paint
then fed me liquor all night long
it was good
tasted like honey
your attention like kisses from someone you'ont know
rushing to that red faced place
where i thought i was blushing
at yourslurredwords
but really i was flushed
and crowded
and felt you
pouring o'r me like rainbows after rain
Fah Aug 2013
Well - didn't i say , we'd be in new spaces ... Harlon Dearest

THey got my email somehow

but i got the pictures before it was closed down

i'm a director now
we found the island
it's great working with ya - just saying ,  mad respect to the living dead

just ghosts floating around in machines

i just wanna love everyone ya know
and make sure they are all fine and happy and tuck them into bed with some cookiesz for lunch and just chill about and yaknow have fun :)


i love you harlon rivers from the day you were born to the single day you died and still in eternal (!)
life is
this .


this . is life and the messages from the bottles are all coming back
and so we just send more
and more

and we send them across time answers and space's questions because those fabrics are real and they leave some zeal and i won't keep it under wraps
rivers flows are free and rivers flows don't have eyes that see
they have eyes that carve and caress and breathe and leave the mess till after

we got the cleaners in at the moment

hART

CLEAN THE HEART
AND THE SOUL
YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

I AM THE WOUNDED HEALER ON THE RUN


WHAT WE FIGHT IS VERY REAL


but don't you worry

i got friends on all sides

heh heh heh

didn't i tell you i was naughty ...but nice

;)


A little drop of poison  doesn't **** the man quickly

no , his punishment is slow and painful

but i dance with the devil

i have a crown of butterflies and black roses

every day i go more and more insane


jokes we all millionaires up in dis hood

ain't a penny that is wasted

we grow our own food -

metaphysically .

*****.

oops and i being rude again. i swear to you this country is a mess

there ain't no country for old men better than the wild planes of I AM ERICA (translation AMERICA: PEOPLE OF NATURE )

LOL THEY GOT YA


HAHAHAHA
WHO ARE THEY?

THE JOKERS


THE ******* NUTS JOKERS

WHO FLY BY NIGHT

TO DEFEND YO ASSS
BY TEACHING YOU A BIG UP LESSON

NO NO PLEASE DON'T STOP ON MY ACCOUNT
IT'S COOL

YOU JUST SHOUT AND SCREAM AND I'LL BE THERE


INFACT
ALL YOU
NEED TO DO

IS PICK UP THAT CALL

THAT MESSAGE

AND WE WELCOME YOU IN


I'M SHOUTING *** SOME OF YA'LL ARE KINDA FAR AWAY

IN DREAMLAND....LOL.
dreams are real
and have value worth more than money can buy

use wishes wisely
Jeremy Betts Jun 2023
Only God can help you now and and I don't see him here, do you?
I asked you a question motha plucker!! DO! YOU! SEE HIM?! He's certainly nowhere in my view
What's he gonna do, bust in her on some kind of divine rescue?
Kick the door off the hinges and run through, swoop you up and save you?
As a grown asss man how does that idea not perplex you?
If he exists he's forgotten all about you, he's forsaken all but a few
And the slough of sins you've happened to accrue became an issue
He's turned a deaf ear to every sincere word you've ever cried into that pew
Oh but you've never been alone, the devils there for us all
To answer the desperate call for help when our life's in a free fall
When we pledge to give anything for that one thing we believe to be a cure-all
Turn to an inadamint object for a sec for a possible answer to it all
"Oh magic eight ball...is there even any hope for me at all?"
"Not a chance" reads on the small dice, that's when you offer up your small life
Hand over your soul and heart packaged nice in a Ziploc bag full of ice
And at that percice moment he hands over your dreams but at a price
As eventually the good days splice off giving way, showing your sacrifice
A new nightmare trasnforms from your paradise, what once was used to entice
Turns to a vice that's twice as powerful when used as an evil device
And of course, by then, it's far to late to stop this from happenin'
The Lord's furry captured by a heathen stolen through the Golden gate, taken from heaven
Good heavens, where's Chris Evens? We need the captain
But a heros shield held by a broken zero is a domed zeppelin
Soooooo...I win, dark beats light again
I've racked up so many that we should change that old time sayin'
The one about how light always trumps dark cause I leave no question
Leave no doubt in anybody's mind that good doesn't always come out the champion
If you've ever watched any wrestlin' you've seen that the heel or the villian
Gets his hand raised often, over and over again and god willin'
I'll can keep continuin' this stylin', profilin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss-stealin', wheelin' n' dealin' with a little added blood spillin' till my will 'n passion come unfastened or to an abrupt end
That's your only hope so I hope it doesn't ever happen

©2023
o today somebody's gotta die
soul searchin' for Heaven  no lie
Smoke the baddest fry call it thai
the **** inhales cogitatin' to make my sales
Crack heroine to weeds stock profits mad gainin'
Leave slackers hangin' cuz my click gang bangin'
The game raw and uncut
look what
we done got into like scarface to frank
To Sosa always in a different Chocha
every night picture my site
diamondS in mutli-million dolla mansions by the beach
push ***** with my peeps
No time.for sleeps I creeps
like tlc on the move don't disturb the groove we got cartel who ship & sails the boats come swollen
money foldin' strong controllin'
South America to Brooklyn to the heart of Houston
high rollers stay on patrol watch for the 5-0s
Swift as a ninja makin' my drops
In different Barrios bury those
Who try come inbetween ?
Think.twice nigguh before you end
with a collapse spleen
know what I mean? I'm after the dead presidents faces no need for chases
I got guns to do my cases
Cuz ya can't out run a gun with ya head spun
Brain splattered check my credentials
Im The Don referred to as Andy Bardellino leave competition sore
when I jump on the scene camouflaged in a dark tinted limo
bulletproof Glass so they can't blast my asss?
Im.living reckless suicidal got the Jesus piece as my necklace
prayers sent to sky lord why
I must live like this but karma
comes in many fashions beef is long lastin'
Evil is a necessity it made the best of me
Got my mind going ballastic actions sadistic hits so graphic they had to be censored
who ya know do it better go getter ?
86 the highest roller off the block
now he jack for loots and rocks
proceeding as true champion
of this slang ****
fools couldn't dodge my licks
my keys hit harder than bricks
got everybody fightin' in ****
got **** look at the drama I brung
but it's what the street feeds evil deeds
Straight out of the demons seed
Cuz hell enjoys seeing nigguhs bleed

You lick at my conssscience
Like a ssserpentine tongue
Whissspering sssecretsss
Ever ssso ssslowly
Sssoft asss alabassster and
Sssmooth asss black whissskey
Mohd Arshad Nov 2019
Having been in dilemma isn't a curse or illness, it's a test of your capability of how you choose the best thing in your favour...
It's an antiquated photograph.
That dates back to when I was .... oh
half this bad.)))))))
It's like saying coffee whitener.
Isn't time and space.  
Retrace the clock to
get my ******* amateur status back)))))).
No lori from retail staff says coffee White ners just that non lactose crap)))))
She likes the coffee bitter and she might just ******* have it Black*
Talking about the cack.
*Oh **** I might just be
A nother spastic asss ..... )))))but
Im asking for bombastic love.

To drastically eradicate bad habits that.)))))
Crash me into
Straight jackets
And plaster my drag photographs....)))))

On every window east of private school
Like look you guys that *** named clarence actually has a past)))))((((((
In cranbrooks yearbook.
Look here's my outdated classic autograph
Next to the crazy waves
And the knock off.
Korean minted starter cap.)))))
So **** the world we falling back.
Apparently I'm clarence.
In the rap game. But just how fuckn sad is that.
Come see my photograph
Its hanging next. To your *** therapist
A real ******* time traveling.
Distractive **** that smells like aqua man...... you ******* face the fishy underside of aftermath....
They'll drop you in a river.
With concrete boots. So ******* how now dah
Funny ****. Love taking shots at em. Even if I get no likes on my ****. I know my ***** definitely. Dope. Thing with em. Is he's got this massive need for recognition. Cushe battled his way through hip hop being white. Sure it might helped him cross into other more caucasian markets. But he feels he never got the true respect due. Maybe for the same reason. Not sure. Best way to get em spitting the best **** is to throw out a diss.... ok I'm talking to no one. Good night
Mr Xelle Mar 21
Tonight I had to make two coffins
Okie so listen to this ...
Mathew left ... The Virgo ...yea but he blames me for all the problems we made.
And Nathan came back ... The Capricorn .... Yea I know and he only wanna be firends.
But Mr. Cap called Mr. Virgo and Mr. Cancer is in the middle looking on the outside like...
How do they both not like me ?
Then I thought and I was being honest dude like ... Yeah I did do that yeah I did make those mistakes but I stayed loyal to both ... Wait huh ? Ohhh.. yeah I get you hold on im  getting ahead of  my self .

I was with mr.virgo I been knowing him since he was 16 but we went out when he was 20 because he called me saying am I okay? And I was like why is he calling and yada yada yada now this is where Mr. Cap comes in.
I was with him *** Virgo never told me we were together until I lived with him ..... Yea! Right .... Oki Oki but here is the kicker.
Me and Virgo haven't been together for 3 months cause we fought alot.... But out of no where we are done . But he text me saying **** u and **** him I'm like WHOOOOO???
AND GUESS WHO IT IS ?
**** ASSS MR.CAPRICORN
SOOOO I text Virgo like I'm not him idk why he tryin to find me... Noooooooo that made him more mad at me and anything that we had was now shattered beyond prepare
And Im not going to lie I loved Mr Capricorn *** he kept coming back in the relationship being a gnetlemen but it was toxic .... FAST FORWARD TO FINISH THIS.
NOW
both are mad at me Virgo said I don't care what u say u want him and u ****** me over. But my poem brothers & sisters Im telling I loved him with the last of everything i told cap to move back I'm in something.

Now that I'm out cap wants to be firends but wait wait wait ....you were just trying to get back together and now that I'm like okay what are we doing he hugs me u comes a hour away for me and now he says I just wnana be firends !!?¿?????? *** IS HAPPENING TO MY LIFE .
Soooo I had to block both and truth be told I want mr Virgo back but i don't break him more and wen I loook at the Capricorn I want him to just pick a side if u gunna love me love me only but ....now .... U think I'm over them I'm just now gstting over it yet who got tears in there eyes ? Not me I just wish I was a better lover .... You know ....I .... Need help someoem to talk me .... Someone... Idk who to talk to but why did I have to block them like ....
Real story ....
Mateuš Conrad Feb 2022
title: tacko
body: wacko 1 billionth
            mark  502 bypass


what a strange day...
i could almost think someone being ******* with me...
i took this 19 year old Romanian colt
under my wind...
managed to get him a free burger..
on our break she sat on a bench
with me in akimbo... very Turkish...
   i told him: i'm only doing this to get
the references...
no familial ties...
                i don't want to write...
i want to feel te pains of feeling...
little busy bodies everywhere...
i helped: volunteered the demands
of the Glaswegian... Bemo... or how the ******* call
him...
managing the coat hangers of late to the party:
stewards... started in November and there's
already talk about me being a supervisor...
since i've completed my NVQ level 2...
i''ll be jumping from earning £10 an hour
to £15 an hour...
               but the colt was taken care of...
he got a free burger...
while we we walking back... i was walking...
she was trotting, sort of skipping...
sort of pacing up and down...
you're cool, birdie... at 19... father a cabbie...
i don't really mind... what time is it?
12 past 10? we're supposed to work
up to a quarter past... you're witness...
no one messaged us...
you, me... we witnessed it together...
two elderly gentlemen making concerns
about one of the park gates not being fully opened...
security, safety... service... no?
so we fell back... and watched human traffic...
of course we signed out...
later than usual...
                    whatever...
i'm not going to hear this crap from women
who have been abused...
she can pet tarantulas... she can pet serpents...
i'm not going to sleep with her...

i tried it with Jeminah...
no... sorry... i'm not buying into this *******...
i'm not going to hear crap: period...
so what's the point of the walkie-talkies if
no one is going to message me?
i said, quiet clearly: two elder gentlemen
were concerned! we stood down later
than expected... but still in the confines of working
up to 10:15pm..          

my god... i was so tired...
i bought a bottle of Napoleon brandy... a bottle
of coca cola... and wandered the streets for
about an hour trying to relax...
at Goodmayes...
i was tired... limp **** and all...
but i still went to the brothel...

why wouldn't i? Jeminah sort of hurt me...
i knew that Khedra was waiting...
i didn't ******... i told her to: shut the **** up:
you don't need me to ******...
i'm o.k. not having done so...
mein gott... the beauty of a woman's naked
body...
and how easily you can touch it...
funny... most of the people i work with go back
to their ***-starved relationships... their... complications...
i simply got the the brothel...
i kneel before her...
i... finally! *******... her tongue turned into
a deep-fried oyster... flipping...

she even said the words: god willing...
inshallah!
      we exchanged numbers...
next time i'm around she asked me... text me...
so we can spend an hour with each other...
well.. thank god i managed to take a shower
in the brothel... oh my god...
my type of woman... she expressed a doubling
need to do it before the altar of the mirrors...
*******, *******... missionary doubled down on...
tongue's worth of an oyster...
a tongue that needed, implored to be ******...

also? the first time i tried *******...
she promised me... just a little bit of a sniff...
but like i told her: it had no effect on me...
i was expecting ******* to have more effect on me...
slobbering... i ****** at her tongue...
what a beautiful *****...
after ding a shift like i have done...
what better place to end up at than at a brothel?

**** me... i have her number... she sent me a selfie...
she complimented me on my way around the body...
evil eyes: killer eyes...
i want to eat her with with my eyes...
i have two mouths but only one eye...
and that's exactly what i wanted to spend money on...
on prostitites!
a kiss of the hand... a kiss on the forehead...
personally? i don't want to have money to spend...
i'd rather give it to someone who might spend it, more:
frivolously!

well... i got what i wanted......
******* in the mirrors... *******...
slapping her asss...
pinching her...
               these petty. coupled.... people...
this is what i worked for!

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