"aghhh" poems
Grrrrr aaaaann aagh aaaaahh naah,
Aaaang n' aghhh ahh grrrr aaaagh naaah,
Grrrrrr aaagh aan naaaaang aaggh!
Apr 3, 2014
Apr 3, 2014 at 11:23 PM UTC
WHEN THE MERDE HITS THE FAN
Our Sat. Nav's French
is eh...how you say
TRÈS TRÈS
. . .MERDE!
She transforms
Châteauroux into Chatterbox/
She morphs Le Harve>>>
into Le Have Her!
We can only laugh en français!
Streets with longer wording
become simply a slur
of wild guesses. More merde!
Here we be
on the road to Rouen.
Miss Sat. Nav. tells us it's the road
to ruin.
Aghhh...Paris pops up
Who put Paris there!
Even more merde!
We begun to distrust
Miss Sat. Nav.
She sulks for miles.
Insane we are
in the Seine.
Now we drive up
the Loire river.
Straight5 up the middle
with our high-lighted route
jockey along side us
in purple
like a riderless horse
winning the Grand National.
We cast her into
the back seat
make the ferry
( no thanks to her)
....ju....ju...just!
Oct 26, 2016
Oct 26, 2016 at 6:45 PM UTC
Man it's a lot of ****
Analysing, brain frying,
Patronising, always trying,
They disguising, people dying,
Thrown in head first,
Shown how to make it worse,
Suppressed till you gonna burst,
Can't express except through verse.
Powerful men, we can't stop them,
They fight the problem with the problem,
We just ignore it, say 'fuck it, sod them',
Told what is yours, what you need,
Told off if you don't pay to feed,
Can't find some land, plant some seeds,
Cause its all owned by some man's greed,
I'm still happy, roof above me, food in my belly,
But I can see its all just money,
I just want a garden and a stream,
One day I'll live my own dream. (2/3/2018)
Apr 21, 2018
Apr 21, 2018 at 5:18 AM UTC
I'm going to meet the Australian I had drinks with on Friday right now.
I haven't felt these kind of butterflies in a good year or so.
Wish me luck.
Aghhh.
Jun 29, 2014
Jun 29, 2014 at 9:31 AM UTC