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Reading the paper kicking back with a few big boobie maiden's He Man sit's and reflects after flexing his muscles for the maidens to giggle over mmm He Man loves the maidens. Well after He Man's moment of deep thought he flushed the toilet and beat the evil toilet demon back down the drain. looking on the net and not just at **** He Man saw that evil Skeletor had yet again erased yet another acount the master of the universe was mad so after wrasslin with the servant girl mmmm He man loves the servant girl. He man called up Skeletor cause it wasa long ride over there and and gas prices were a ***** One bar! fuck you verizon dam cellphone overpriced **** He Man smashed the cellphone against the castle wall and cut that useless ****** head off cant hear me now huh ****** Man at arms build me better phone now! mmmm He Man like a man in uniform. After man at arms fought off He Man mmmm thats okay he'll have to sleep sometime. Man at arms built he man better phone with string and tin cup hello? Skeletor Yorkie Speaking **** seems to be the problem. Mmm talk slower He Man likes Skeletors voice. He Man dam you leave me alone im busy with my life partner playing catch and hide the weazel. Homegirl you better stop erasing accounts or im gonna get medevil on your **** He Man said in his naughty man voice. Promise Skeletor replied. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL WAIT WHATS THE REST OF THIS? ****** it been so long I cant remember who gets tied up first. Wait what was i talking about? I like ice cream mmmm ice cream. Just then the line snapped it was cut by that naughty meat puppet dam you Skeletor this battle has just begun. Dont miss the next really weird *** episode of HeMan. Todays lesson. Well children never play with matches. Cause they sometimes dont work so go out and get this years sure fire hot **** seller toy. The He Man Flame Thrower yes little Timmy wont have to take **** from that bully anymore just light his fat *** up like a christmas tree and if this offended you get a life mmm He Man like life and *******
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Feb 13, 2011
Feb 13, 2011 at 7:37 AM UTC
Just Another Day In Greyskull
Reading the paper kicking back with a few big boobie maiden's He Man sit's and reflects after flexing his muscles for the maidens to giggle over mmm He Man loves the maidens. Well after He Man's moment of deep thought he flushed the toilet and beat the evil toilet demon back down the drain. looking on the net and not just at **** He Man saw that evil Skeletor had yet again erased yet another acount the master of the universe was mad so after wrasslin with the servant girl mmmm He man loves the servant girl. He man called up Skeletor cause it wasa long ride over there and and gas prices were a ***** One bar! fuck you verizon dam cellphone overpriced **** He Man smashed the cellphone against the castle wall and cut that useless ****** head off cant hear me now huh ****** Man at arms build me better phone now! mmmm He Man like a man in uniform. After man at arms fought off He Man mmmm thats okay he'll have to sleep sometime. Man at arms built he man better phone with string and tin cup hello? Skeletor Yorkie Speaking **** seems to be the problem. Mmm talk slower He Man likes Skeletors voice. He Man dam you leave me alone im busy with my life partner playing catch and hide the weazel. Homegirl you better stop erasing accounts or im gonna get medevil on your **** He Man said in his naughty man voice. Promise Skeletor replied. BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL WAIT WHATS THE REST OF THIS? ****** it been so long I cant remember who gets tied up first. Wait what was i talking about? I like ice cream mmmm ice cream. Just then the line snapped it was cut by that naughty meat puppet dam you Skeletor this battle has just begun. Dont miss the next really weird *** episode of HeMan. Todays lesson. Well children never play with matches. Cause they sometimes dont work so go out and get this years sure fire hot **** seller toy. The He Man Flame Thrower yes little Timmy wont have to take **** from that bully anymore just light his fat *** up like a christmas tree and if this offended you get a life mmm He Man like life and *******
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I still remember the day I learned that caterpillars turn into butterflies I thought it was so beautiful, so releasing, brave, inspiring Since then they fascinate me I used to sit on the bench at the park near my house and wait to see how many butterflies would cross my way Sometimes, on my way to school I encountered cocoons And I mourned that catterpillar, as I should But, mainly, I got so excited to know that now it would be able to fly Because what was dying was that life And what was borning was freedom However, Only now I found out how much do butterflies live And they only have two weeks Fourteen days of freedom If you think about it It makes perfect sense The butterfly is me I've had my limited acount of liberty But the thing is I still remember the day I learned that caterpillars turn into butterflies But only now, I realise that butterflies can turn into caterpillars too
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Nov 17, 2018
Nov 17, 2018 at 9:56 PM UTC
A former butterfly
maybe i am doing this wrong but you have to love me back. I met you on sunday on my way to church I was happy and fine and when i saw you my mounth paused my recent thoughts closed my mind dissapeared until the time you faded. I held in church and when the choir started singing I started thinking about you how your beautiful eyes looked me how your natural black skin made my eyes stuck how your smile destroyed my mind in seconds and how i will see u again. maybe i am doing this wrong but you have to love me back. I spent my whole day thinking about you in my dreams and slumber it was you more than thirty nights thinking about you those chats and phone calls in bed and outside the bed with you no seen no late replies because i needed you don't tell me that u didn't value that. maybe i am doing this wrong but you have to love me back. all those days i cared about you those birthday parties i made for you the smiles and dimples, I made them grow on your face the gifts and poems I made you swing and dance. don't tell me that you didn't value that. maybe i am doing this wrong but you have to love me back you committed three crimes One, you hacked the password to login to the acount of my love Two, you stole my whole love Three you immersed deeper in my mind. you made me feel you on every single breath i make in the morning. maybe i am doing this wrong but you have to love me back I don't care if you love me I don't care if you understand me I don't care if you lie to me or if you wanna go away from me I don't care what you think what I know is that you are the reason that makes me feel that i am still alive. maybe I am doing this wrong but you have to love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back because if you don't... shshhhhh [Suffocating]
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Jul 22, 2019
Jul 22, 2019 at 11:20 AM UTC
Last Words
maybe i am doing this wrong but you have to love me back. I met you on sunday on my way to church I was happy and fine and when i saw you my mounth paused my recent thoughts closed my mind dissapeared until the time you faded. I held in church and when the choir started singing I started thinking about you how your beautiful eyes looked me how your natural black skin made my eyes stuck how your smile destroyed my mind in seconds and how i will see u again. maybe i am doing this wrong but you have to love me back. I spent my whole day thinking about you in my dreams and slumber it was you more than thirty nights thinking about you those chats and phone calls in bed and outside the bed with you no seen no late replies because i needed you don't tell me that u didn't value that. maybe i am doing this wrong but you have to love me back. all those days i cared about you those birthday parties i made for you the smiles and dimples, I made them grow on your face the gifts and poems I made you swing and dance. don't tell me that you didn't value that. maybe i am doing this wrong but you have to love me back you committed three crimes One, you hacked the password to login to the acount of my love Two, you stole my whole love Three you immersed deeper in my mind. you made me feel you on every single breath i make in the morning. maybe i am doing this wrong but you have to love me back I don't care if you love me I don't care if you understand me I don't care if you lie to me or if you wanna go away from me I don't care what you think what I know is that you are the reason that makes me feel that i am still alive. maybe I am doing this wrong but you have to love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back love me back because if you don't... shshhhhh [Suffocating]
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