maybe I should encourage violence within conformity and seek to end impressionism or maybe NOT!- create perversions within a song split-ting hairs of the long dead being found at a youthful age washed ashore no longer breeding nor bleeding ceased of breathing to be now an exact science- scaled back models of when it was brave to be bold but hidden from news cameras for leftover caveats - I wanna go else-where and find redemption to shout fuck you - desktop plants dried out from foul air and aspirin bottles scantily clad in old skin next to a banana peel- no remorse no recourse no answers for in my brain
prescribed lies conjunct with irreversible truth complexity.
by J.M. Romig, Ryan P. Kinney, Morgann Blackwood, and Aaron Kasunic
Here’s to vices and virtues
To living without apologies or regrets
To breaking in order to heal
This old bird no longer caged
She gets to look on the other side of the bars this time
He gets another stumble in the hallway
A headfirst dive into a bottle of pills
Purple sharks and goats
That glow in the dark
Banana dimpled belugas
Swimming wildly asunder
Then I met God
The most beautiful of all my conquests
I knew no one else would quite match up to her
Her hair in the porch light
Looked like the thunder god had an orgasm
Her face still cannot be manifest
The most beautiful thing I’ve seen
She lingers in my conscious
And has a major role to play in what will be my swan song
If experience has taught me anything (an unlikely assumption)
It is that if a woman ever tells you
That she is a bitch
She is not lying
There are exceptions to that rule
As I myself am quite exceptional
I was at the bar big fucking surprise I know .
The pub was empty well aside from a few selected drunks but really there more like a modern art display that has to piss more than a toddler .
I sat there good Irish coffee in one hand laptop upon the bar my normal morning ritual
No I wasn't looking at porn I'm kidding of course I was duh what goes better with coffee then watching total strangers gangbang a circus midget but enough about family programming.
I had decided to take a change of pace no I wasn't watching barnyard babes instead get your mind out of the gutter you weirdo's who do you think I am the owner of this site?
No I decided to swing by my true stomping ground the true home of Gonzo Hello .
I as always stopped by to check the tombstones of my amigos now long since passed .
They were all there on full display a reminder of a past I truly cant forget.
Then I decided to check out the new who's who of the new Hello .
There poems about Mom and Dad and that first crush and other assorted high school horseshit
that was as about as interesting as watching a marathon of twilight backed up by that closet case
Harry Potter honestly I thought that was a great porn name .
Just then I herd a school bus with it's annoying ass air brakes come to a halt outside the Pub
The doors flew open and fifty or so hobbits came wandering in the bar dear lord was it some sort of strike?
Hey there Gonzo I'll take a Bud Light and a bag of chips please.
Want a coloring book to go along with that Bilbo?
Hey look grandpa just do your dam job and get me a beer okay?
This strange little hamster must have fallen out of his crib and cracked his skull on his power ranger if he thought I was some sort of man servant I swear do these little shits get there manners ?
I looked at the group of micro mini people thinking deep and long and sort of ruff with a slap on the arse before I dared to reply.
Okay you little bastards I'll bite but not that hard just who the hell are you and what in the fuck are you doing here?
Were the new in crowd of the site were poets father time!
After almost laughing myself to death I decided to entertain the little hamsters .
Okay short stack but before you ask we don't serve milk and cookies and nap time is whenever you hit the floor.
Hey what's with this stupid ass jukebox there's nothing but music on here done by people who actually play music duh what kind of shit is this.
I believe it's actually called music or as your generations rappers like to call it three mile.
Samples to talk over to your generations shitty music.
Hey old man you better watch it what you hate rap?
No I don't hate rap I hate your rap by the way number seven your banana split is ready.
Hey I got to pay the bills somehow people I haven't had costumers in like five years .
Look Gonz the leader of the diaper gang spoke up.
I know were younger but we have a right to be here as well were just trying to express areselves and share are work is that so wrong.
The Jim Jones wanna be had a valid point but I honestly didn't care for my mind was on a much deeper subject the music played as in the corner four little mini jailbait hotties in school girl outfits
danced away to some sort of teenage vomit they called music.
I was lost in my thoughts of um like deep poetic shit it's to deep for you to grasp .
I'm kidding I was just watching the show thinking hey I don't have to pay for this?
Gonz hey Gonz earth to Gonz .
Well everybody I tried I guess we better leave I don't think he's interested in us having a
open mic poetry night.
The music had stopped and the mini sluts were almost out the door but like some perverted ninja
I stopped them before they reached it.
Hey what's this I don't want to hear a open mic night duh I'm all about hearing your poetry
especially these little stripper poetry were do you all work I just love your costumes .
Um there are school uniforms pervert the one replied .
Hey look Gonzo It's cool man we'll just be gone I mean you don't want to serve us and all.
I had to think fast there leader was talking them almost out the door and I really couldn't afford
another kidnapping charge yet again don't ask.
Hey wait gang I was just fucking with you hell drinks on me what's your name Brittney Veronica Kelly hell it doesn't matter just pull yourself up a high chair and name your poison.
What will it be beer wine crystal meth I know how you kids love that shit Brittney maybe you'd like a smooth roofie margarita I make the best in town just ask Lily .
Hey man what about that jukebox ?
I pulled out my trusty 38 the everyone hit the floor as the sound blasted through the room worse than Justin Bieber getting butt fucked in county.
Oh baby baby Nooooo but enough with the foreplay children.
Honestly I never knew a power wheels could go that fast .
Screw that jukebox amigo that's what mp3 players are for .
I blasted some sort of strange music and poured the drinks as the hobbits began to
lose themselves in sort of twisted movements they called dancing dear lord man
they could really hold there drugs .
Then came there spoken poetry crap slash wet T shirt contest .
The party was a mad mad scene like MTV's real world except with actual humans .
The mini strippers slash go go dancers were just about to get on the bar when all the sudden the doors flew open and the dark Lord himself once again stood in pub.
The room went as silent as when a semi insane hillbilly on a shit TV show does a interview
and people find out he really is a backwards dip shit .
The dark lord spoke Gonzo!
A voice from under the bar spoke up he's not here fuck off.
Gonzo get your drunken ass from under that bar before I make my man servant come get you.
I popped up faster than a seventy year old man on Viagra .
Hey boss how's it been dam you look great can I get you a drink hey have you been working out?
Look you halfwit clean this party out right now I could ban right this very moment .
Hey now look Adolf I was trying to connect with the hip new younger crowd is all because
I believe that a young mind is a terrible thing not to be totally wasted .
Seize him the dark lord called out to his staff of four halfwits .
I fought hard but eventually feel to the powers of those lady truck drivers let me tell you
those bitches fight dirty it was almost like getting raped dammit if only I hadn't forgot my whistle.
Beaten shaken without my speak being slurred I was handcuffed and taken away .
And as I was being taken out the door a young little hamster spoke .
Hey Gonzo can I have your laptop yeah kids there real wise asses sometimes.
The young hamsters all sat outside the pub as I was loaded up in the pinto hey poetry doesn't pay kids.
Goodbye Gonzo we'll miss you said one of the stripper students whatever the fuck they were.
Goodbye little sluts I'll think about you often well I mean as long as I can remember.
I watched as the kids were scattered to the wind and my Pub was destroyed .
As I was taken away riding into the sunset like some outlaw in the back of a really shitty car.
Was this the end for are brain dead hero?
Would Hello finally see the demise of the legend slash guilty pleasure of Hello.
Would Timmy finally get out of that well to question his own sexuality?
Would this write ever fucking end?
Tune In next week for the exiting conclusion kids.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming .
I wanted to write a letter
for this girl on the bus,
but all i had to write on
was a banana.
so I wrote:
"when i saw you,
you are the most
spectacularly beautiful thing
i've ever seen
when I saw you."
she ran away.
she didn't touch