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Jimmy silker Nov 2024
Gambling fallacy
Has been made quite clear to me
Quit while you behind.
Jimmy silker Nov 2024
Today is the day
I have not been waiting for
A chance to begin.
Jimmy silker Nov 2024
I don't know you now
Since the day you went to town
And came back to me.
Jimmy silker Nov 2024
Birds don't fly they are flown
And fish don't swim
They get swam
There's a predestination
In all that we do
You'll see that when
Your race gets ran

It's a game written
So long ago
Way before
The big bangs afterglow
Unknowable programmers
Laughed up they sleeves
as they piled on
Unlimited code

But in the end you will be set free
As the electricity drains out o thee
And binds itself
To the omniverse
Recycled
So efficiently
Jimmy silker Nov 2024
The quick brown fox
Jumped over the lazy dog
He could not be bettered
Like a super efficient postman
He just run out o letters.
Jimmy silker Nov 2024
If men can be rakes
And the ladies get called hoes
What garden tool
Are the sexless
Do you suppose?
Jimmy silker Oct 2024
I remember a joke from when I was a child
Bout a darts match and a bride o Christ
The sister was there collecting alms And praising the lord
Got taken in spirit
Stood a bit close to the board
Two double tops
And one in the fod
The priestess struck down
Right there in the pub
The ref totalled up
And inscribed the scoreboard
One nun dead and eighty
Is that what was scored?
Fod is a colloquialism for forehead
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