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“Jesse Jackson murdered my flashy lesbian-love for religious black
men with mental problems,” Hillary confessed to Bill who was eat-
ing a bucket with fried chicken in it. Later on, after a rotten supper,
Chelsea Hubbell drooped in & dropped by to mumble incoherently.
We double decked our sandwiches till they spurted mustard while I
squirted my bladder's contents, which'd encrusted into pink custard,
onto wounds that were exposed & untreated by patented Pus Guard
that combines chipmunk guts, ****** pecker & full-hog-tail-fat lard
for my Cuban, snake-chopping-Kwanzaa party with Christmas card.
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