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THE ****** CRAP OF ZERO FORBEARANCE [ain't too nice]
Pocket this crap & be glad that it is free from me 'cause I ain't mad!
THE REEKING **** OF TOTAL FORGIVENESS [equals love]
โ€œI forgive you so please accept this reeking ****!โ€ Timmy begged 3
weeks before Easter. โ€œI'd rather have a joint but the ****'s nice too,โ€
Tammy said while deeply inhaling the slimy **** like it was a joint.
๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ/๐Ÿต/๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿฌ. ๐˜ฟ๐™–๐™ž๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™ˆ๐™ž๐™ง๐™ง๐™ค๐™ง ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—น๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜
๐—ž๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—œ๐—ฟ๐˜„๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜ ๐Ÿฏ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ธ๐˜€.
๐—•๐˜† ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด. ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ ๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป &
๐—œ๐—ง๐—ฉ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ,๐Ÿณ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฒ ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐˜€.
MERCURY AND OTHER TOXINS IN VACCINES
Extremely toxic chemicals are always added to all vaccines. They include mercury, aluminum, formaldehyde, acetone, lead, cadmium and others. Most often, they are not listed on the package insert. However, they are needed as sanitizers, stabilizers and preservatives. They must be added to reduce contamination of the vaccine with other viruses, bacteria, parasites, ***** matter and other items found in the culture medium on which the vaccine germs are grown. These additives are themselves deadly, especially for very young children. However, they are highly toxic for everyone. For instance, they are all neuro-toxic. This means they impair and can destroy brain function, especially in young, quickly-growing children and infants. Some are toxic for the immune system, for the digestive system and for other body systems as well.
23h · 28
THE WHORE MOANED
Youthful Tom Heart needed a bowlful of hormones for a medical experiment so he paid 76 dozen women for their female ***-hormones at 7ยข each. 35 weeks went by as the precious supply quickly dwindled. โ€œI need more hormones!โ€ He screamed, totally insane by this point. โ€œNow Tom,โ€ **** neighbor Marge said smoothly, โ€œthere are no hormonal females within 500 miles of here. You got them all.โ€; โ€œYes the localized hormone pool has been totally drained,โ€ he conceded. That evening he & Marge produced enough hormones for the experiments to continue for 3 extra days. โ€œYou look so ****, totally **** right now!โ€ Tom said as young Marge's total ****** excited him sexually & hormonally. โ€œThanks Big Boy,โ€ she replied while spreading her tawny limbs to reveal 83,550,913 hidden ***-hormones that Tom had overlooked.
Jessica, whose deep, abiding hatred for women had surpassed her deep, abiding hatred for men finds Walker McDonald in the tool shed sharpening a hatchet that he bought from the estate of Lizzie Borden. Desperate to have Walker make passionate love to her, Jessica undresses but keeps her snow boots on because they were a gift from Walker's brother โ€œClutchโ€ whose nickname reflected his love for manual transmissions. Walker drops the hatchet to make groovy love to Jessica on the floor near a drill press. As they're โ€œdoing itโ€ Clutch comes in with a tall blonde woman. โ€œHey!โ€ He exclaims. โ€œIt looks like you 2 are 'doing it' on the floor!โ€ They all laughed at the same time. The next day a Mack truck going 80-miles-per-hour ran the 4 of them down in front of Kmart. There was blood & guts everywhere.
A wet cocoon of Aldrin's crap dried on the moon after he copiously
crapped out a craterful like a rabid baboon or a sickly-sick raccoon.
โ€œThe fire's heat will cause the 163,722 trillion molecules in the iron
to move faster Donna,โ€ Joe said as the blisters on his *** got bigger
and bigger. โ€œHoly God Joe!โ€ Donna exclaimed in 100% total terror
(or 34% partial horror). โ€œYour super-hot fat *** is going to **** us!โ€
The full swimming pool enticed the ****** mermaid to whip off her
shell-bra to feel what it's like to swim with her ******* unbound for 5
minutes without having to answer to the man. โ€œLook at my soppin'-
wet *******,โ€ she ordered youthful Timmy who looked away because
he was a homosexual ****** but the mermaid was not afraid to call
him out: โ€œAre you a homosexual ******?โ€ She asked suddenly. โ€œI'd
rather not say,โ€ he replied as her ******* glowed like 2 former Wal-
mart cashiers with twin pairs of glowing ******* that were very hot.
โ€œI feel 800 billion times more gay than Skip E. Lowe's black picnic
basket in pink sequence,โ€ Buzz said on the moon movie-set to 4 fat
wops & a ****. โ€œIs this where my colon bleeds?โ€ Someone asked a
month before the lunar camera quit. โ€œ**** full gravitational pull!โ€
Neil groaned while his **** warts flared like 30 rockets in a pool of
diesel. โ€œI'm just about done faking moon-trips,โ€ Collins chimed in a
foot away from Neil's lame foot. โ€œ**** **** warts!โ€ Neil groaned.
Buzz Aldrin reclined in the attic gnawing on his fluffy aunt's carpet
& 6 webbed toes. Suddenly, like 3 ex-Cuban ****** on a big toilet,
there was a huge explosion. Buzz grabbed his aunt's webbed toes &
tossed her ungrateful *** out the nearest window. โ€œNow you will be
critically injured!โ€ He yelled as the moon rose high above his lunar
toilet that was oddly decorated with festively-queer Kwanzaa Xmas
stickers from 14 lonely **** neighbors of kooky Richard E. Nixon.
Living on the moon wasn't easy for Neil Armstrong because he was
nearly 100% gay & suffering from a terrifying venereal disease that
Buzz Aldrin gave him which is why old Michael Collins absolutely
refused to have reduced-gravity moon monkeys with either of them.
โ€œI've not seen ******* like those before. It's as
if they were manufactured in a foreign country.โ€
โ€œThey were. I bought them in Portugal.โ€
โ€œDo Portuguese women wear them in the Olympics?โ€
โ€œYes they do. These ******* improve
circulation to combat vulvular fatigue.โ€
โ€œWow! You sure do know a
lot about Portuguese *******!โ€
Don't worry Barbie Roberts about harsh vaccine abnormalities now
while your sinister twin sister is in your grave cringing & twitching
because there was a time when a Marxist arsonist could afford bail,
back when crooner Madonna was more pale than Wink Martindale.
4d · 35
Deluded men
will endure experimental micro-surgery on healthy organs,
genital ablation & thousands of synthetic hormone
injections to poorly approximate the anatomy of
a female while maintaining that โ€œfemaleโ€
is an indefinable term that doctors
incorrectly assign to babies.
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ๐€๐ง ๐š๐œ๐œ๐ข๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐š๐ฅ ๐š๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ž๐ซ๐ ๐ข๐œ ๐ซ๐ž๐š๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐ž
๐‚๐Ž๐•๐ˆ๐ƒ-๐Ÿ๐Ÿ— ๐ฏ๐š๐œ๐œ๐ข๐ง๐ž ๐œ๐š๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž๐ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ญ ๐Œ๐š๐ซ๐œ๐ก'๐ฌ ๐๐ž๐š๐ญ๐ก ๐จ๐Ÿ ๐ง๐จ๐ซ๐ญ๐ก๐ž๐š๐ฌ๐ญ
๐Š๐š๐ง๐ฌ๐š๐ฌ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฌ๐ข๐๐ž๐ง๐ญ ๐‰๐ž๐š๐ง๐ข๐ž ๐„๐ฏ๐š๐ง๐ฌ, ๐š๐œ๐œ๐จ๐ซ๐๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐จ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ
๐š๐ฎ๐ญ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฒ ๐ซ๐ž๐ฉ๐จ๐ซ๐ญ. ~ ๐‘ป๐’๐’‘๐’†๐’Œ๐’‚ ๐‘ช๐’‚๐’‘๐’Š๐’•๐’‚๐’-๐‘ฑ๐’๐’–๐’“๐’๐’‚๐’ (๐Ÿ/๐Ÿ—/๐Ÿ๐Ÿ)
LIVING WITH ROT SCHISM or cot rhythm in the depths of Ohio
with my sister isn't easy because she is such a *****. 1 day she's in
a solid state of mind and the next day she is killing polar bears with
her enlarged teeth in the icy privacy of her million-dollar army tent.
I had a month to get my teeth enlarged before moving to northwest-
ern Spain to fight polar bears with my teeth. โ€œYou can't win against
them because their teeth are so much bigger than yours are!โ€ A guy
at Walmart said. โ€œDon't worry about me!โ€ I shot back with a smell,
I mean smile, that convinced him that my teeth could **** anything!
THE LEADER OF WOMEN tucked his wiener under to win at the
only game that was worth winning at. Toby, Jacky & Toma entered
the basement with a ladder. โ€œMy ***** burns,โ€ Jacky whined for 15
hours before Toby told him to shut up or he'd have him rubbed out!
โ€œWho's going to rub me out?!โ€ Jacky demanded to know. โ€œThe bad
men from the Mafia, the ones who rub out silly punks for a living!โ€
Toby said while his sister May adjusted her **** 'cause she was his
brother. โ€œI'll need warm cheese for this bagel,โ€ May informed them
who was there
. โ€œIt will take a full century to resolve the J.F.K. hit!โ€
All my chances they fly by me, a bird with a wing infection, a grandmother in prison, and other silly comparisons. Never one to **** a Presbyterian in anger, I side with some who have. โ€œGravity in your strident pleasโ€? My ***! The cross hung Jesus, or pole, the device is of minor point. He went to the gallows like a crook. He wasn't โ€œlorded overโ€ by any friends Roman. Theirs was societal self-repugnance & infliction. A prairie rose is hard to find. One must venture into tornado country.
Don't tell me what to do nor who to do. I ain't David Bowie's phony
group of 1. I ain't sprouting 2 extra toes on my left foot to stand out
in a throng of humanoidal pentadactyls! I'm through with puking at
targets when I am ordered to! I won't projectile-puke for you again!
The 5 things that Mormons have worked so lazily for: heat-seeking
missiles, wheat-shrieking thistles, snake-feet-stinking pistols, meat-
leaking ****-holes & beet-creaking fish bowls can't lift worlds from
ether's void that are 10 trillion times more quiet & silent & 400,000
billion times more tall & dull than ****** Utah's dirtiest lost mall!
Hurting me proves nothing or my precious feelings. Insulting things voiced my way, digital exams forced upon my personhood & probing questions related to what I do in the **** house are not going to get you anyplace in a hurry. There is the corner & a plastic bucket what holds 5 gallons, go to it & fill it with your hateful nature.
ย ย  Hurting me could prove interesting as my fragile bones snap like tooth picks between the thighs of a ******. My head & my feet over & under & touching nothing. Invite me to a ***-down & watch me whip out my farm implements. I'm a tool of the near-right, the far-left & Jesus Christian.
ย ย  Hurting me could destroy everything the Mormons
have worked so hard for. This means nothing & the
Mormons needn't fear me. The End.
THERE WAS A SMALL ****** IN OHIO with a lot of jewelry,
money & cows. He always ate his ****** dinner at 6. His wife's ****
were of a normal size to provide for good lactation. 1 day there was
a large fire at a synthetic growth-hormone factory in China. โ€œNow I
won't reach 6 feet no matter how I try!โ€ The ****** ******* did cry.
โ€œThe fire's heat will cause the 163,722 trillion molecules in the iron
to move faster Donna,โ€ Joe said as the blisters on his *** got bigger
and bigger. โ€œHoly God Joe!โ€ Donna exclaimed in 100% total terror
(or 34% partial horror). โ€œYour super-hot fat *** is going to **** us!โ€
The vaccines produce spike proteins that tear into cardiac
tissue. Clots form in the torn blood vessels. The clots dis-
rupt the blood-flow to cause fatal strokes & heart attacks.
7d · 37
15 abortions
Between your toes there are more toes for walking and for spraying
insecticide on bugs. I held your toes in my hand and then I placed 3
of them in a jar of vinegar to eat later. Tomorrow I'll move my ****
bowels to a better neighborhood that's got big chicks with finer ****!
{"The Tree" : a poem for tree-lovers}
I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ve ever seen anything so ugly as a tree
Its roots are gnarled, its limbs are busted
It looks like a ****** car thatโ€™s completely rusted
Once I climbed one, some neighborโ€™s tree
I fell when it broke & so did my knee
Nobody cared if I should live
A helping-hand to the tree theyโ€™d give
Now, when better & I have to ***
   I do it, of course, against a tree

My leg was fractured in 6 places
I could see the concern on the medics' faces
They rushed passed so they could see
If there was anything they could do to help that tree
If it were possible with a tree to have a baby
Women would be rubbing themselves all over them
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