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Richard Nixon was adored by neo-lesbian coke-heads a lot after he
said in '71: “All patriotic ******* must shoot ****** & smoke ***!”
When **** Nixon was prez gay junkies loved him a lot because he
said: “I'll make a law that all ***** must snort coke & smoke ***!”
Richard Nixon was adored by most lesbian crack-hoes a lot after he
vowed to impregnate all homosexuals who shoot dope & grow ***!
SURVIVING ON MUTILATED MONKEY FEET FOR 3 WEEKS
IN A PANAMANIAN JUNGLE WITH MY SOUL-SISTER SUZY
or, LIVING FOR A FULL WEEK 80 MILES EAST OF MONKEY    
MEAT MOUNTAIN WITH MY SILLY SISTER SUZY (in May)
or, A MIXED MONKEY MEAT/FISH DISH MADE ME WOOZY
IN A PANAMANIAN JUNGLE WITH MY **** SISTER SUZY
Tuesday, I picked up 2 hitch-hikers and threw them across the room
to prove my superior strength and then I ordered them into the dark
forest where I had a chain saw and then I taught them how to carve,
out of ****** timber, beautiful wood furniture that the whole family
could enjoy and then I kissed them both passionately on the lips for
3 hours till they were both pregnant and then I waited 10 long lunar
months to deliver the lovely babies and then I ate a peanut butter &
and jelly-fish sandwich with my 400-pound uncle who had a hernia
and then I watched a movie about a ***** who used an umbrella as
if it were a parachute and then I got a **** girlfriend who was born
in Cebu City when she was young and then I moved to Paaanm be-
cause that is how idiots with clusters of brain tumors spell Panama.
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