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A black female judge is running from her adult son and I'll tell you why;
Her adult son is trying to **** her with a knife and that's no lie.

When the married Muslim couple see what's happening while driving, they know what they have to do;
The married Muslim couple drive towards the evil ******, which is true.

They stop their car and get out carrying their weapons, which is great;
The black female judge's son is full of hate.

The married Muslim couple tell the crook to stop, as you can see;
When the crook sees the married Muslim couple, he tries to **** them immediately.

The Muslim wife uses her sword to cut off the creep's hand that's holding the knife;
The married Muslim couple are saving the black female judge's life.

The Muslim husband kicks and knocks out the evil freak;
The married Muslim couple still practice their penchak silat techniques.

The black female judge thanks the married Muslim couple for rescuing her, which is nice;
The black female judge's son is cold as ice.

The married Muslim couple call the police, which is smart;
The married Muslim couple still have goodness in their hearts.

When the police arrive and arrest the *******, the married Muslim couple get back in their car and drive away;
The black female judge is glad that she's still alive and that's all I have to say.
6h · 10
Ballot Box
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something that really stinks;
An evil black man is about to light a ballot box on fire and that man is a fink.

The martial arts Muslim picks up a brick and throws it at the crook's arm;
The evil ******* has been harmed.

The martial arts Muslim runs towards the *******, as you can see;
He kicks and knocks out the crook immediately.

The ballot box is safe, which is wonderful to know;
The martial arts Muslim is still a hero.

He calls the police, which is smart;
The Muslim still practices the martial arts.

When the police arrive and arrest the evil *****, the martial arts Muslim walks away;
The creep won't try to burn another ballot box and that's all I have to say.
The aikido Muslimah is driving somewhere and sees a crime;
A legislative director is trying to shoot a teenage girl and that legislative director is full of slime.

The legislative director is an evil white guy;
He wants to **** the teenage girl because she won't have *** with him and that's no lie.

The aikido Muslimah stops her car and gets out carrying her weapons, as you can see;
She throws a knife into the legislative director's shoulder immediately.

When the ******* drops his gun, the aikido Muslimah runs towards the evil man;
She kicks and knocks out the legislative director as fast as she can.

The teenage girl thanks the aikido Muslimah for saving her life, which is polite;
The aikido Muslimah takes the knife out of the *******'s shoulder and cleans it, which is bright.

The aikido Muslimah calls the police, which is awesome as can be;
The legislative director is also full of crap and I'm speaking truthfully.

When the police arrive and arrest the crook, the aikido Muslimah gets back in her car and drives away;
The teenage girl is happy that she's still alive and that's all I have to say.
The Muslim ninja is driving somewhere and sees a terrible thing;
An ex-football player is chasing a mentally disabled woman and that ex-football player is a ding-a-ling.

The ex-football player is a big man who's black;
He wants to **** the mentally disabled woman and that's a fact.

The ex-football player is trying to shoot the mentally disabled woman, as you can see;
The Muslim ninja stops his car and gets out carrying his weapons immediately.

He throws a shuriken into the ex-football player's arm;
The Muslim ninja is making sure that the mentally disabled woman won't be harmed.

When the ex-football player sees the Muslim ninja, he tries to shoot the Muslim ninja, which isn't wise;
The Muslim ninja throws another shuriken into one of the creep's eyes.

When the ******* drops his gun, the Muslim ninja runs towards the ******* man;
The Muslim ninja kicks and knocks out the ******* as fast as he can.

The mentally disabled woman thanks the Muslim ninja for saving her life, which is polite;
He calls the police, which is bright.

The Muslim ninja takes the shurikens out of the crook's arm and out of his eye;
He cleans the shurikens and that's no lie.

When the police arrive and arrest the ****, the Muslim ninja gets back in his car and drives away;
The mentally disabled woman is safe and that's all I have to say.
1d · 42
Vito Cerelli
A mob boss and **** named Vito Cerelli is gonna ****** the Republicans who are non-white;
When Britt Reid and Kato find out about it, they're gonna infiltrate Cerelli's gang at night.

Britt changes into the Green Hornet and he and Kato get into the Black Beauty, as you can see;
They drive and search for Cerelli's lair immediately.

When the two superheroes find Cerelli's lair, they stop the Black Beauty and get out, which is true;
The Green Hornet and Kato break into Cerelli's lair and here are more things that they would do.

The Green Hornet and Kato infiltrate Cerelli's gang, which is cool;
The Green Hornet and Kato fight and defeat the evil fools.

The Green Hornet uses his gas gun to put Cerelli and his gang to sleep;
Cerelli and his gang are also creeps.

The Green Hornet calls the police, which is great;
Cerelli and his gang are full of hate.

When the police arrive, the two heroes get back in the Black Beauty and drive away;
The Green Hornet changes back to Britt Reid and goes to the Daily Sentinel the next day.

At the Daily Sentinel, Britt delivers the news that Vito Cerelli and his gang have been arrested, which is swell;
The Green Hornet and Kato have saved the day and that's all that I'll tell.
2d · 22
Redhand
A deadly assassin named Redhand has been hired to **** Britt Reid's wife, Lenore Case, which is true;
When Britt and Kato find out about it, they know what they must do.

Britt changes into the Green Hornet and he and Kato get into the Black Beauty, drive, and search for Redhand;
The Green Hornet and Kato find the yellow assassin, which is grand.

Redhand is standing near a tree and is pointing his rifle at Lenore as she's about to enter a shop;
Redhand is full of slop.

Kato sneaks up on Redhand, grabs him by his shoulder, and kicks him in the back of his knee;
The Green Hornet uses his gas gun to put Redhand to sleep and I know you'll agree.

The Green Hornet calls the police, which is smart;
The two superheroes had torn Redhand apart.

When they hear the police coming, the Green Hornet and Kato get back into the Black Beauty and drive away;
The Green Hornet changes back to Britt Reid and goes to the Daily Sentinel the next day.

At the Daily Sentinel, Britt delivers the news that Redhand has been arrested, which is swell;
Lenore is now safe and that's all that I'll tell.
2d · 15
Vehicle Thefts
Four teenage boys are committing vehicle thefts, which is true;
When Pedro Pena and his foster sister, Darla Dudley, find out about it, they know what they must do.

Pedro and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Siblings, as you can see;
The Shazam Siblings fly and search for the teenage boys immediately.

Two of the teenage thieves are brown and the other two are black;
The Shazam Siblings will stop those sons of ******* and that's a fact.

When the Shazam Siblings find the four thieves and the thieves see them, the suckers start to run;
Pedro Shazam uses his electrical powers to electrocute two of the thieves until they're unconscious, which is fun.

Darla Shazam quickly punches and knocks out the other two thieves, which is cool;
Pedro and Darla Shazam have beaten the evil fools.

The Shazam Siblings call the police, which is smart;
Those two superheroes have goodness in their hearts.

When the police arrive and arrest the sinful youths for vehicle thefts, the Shazam Siblings fly away;
The crooks are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
2d · 28
Halloween
Halloween is a religious holiday for witches and warlocks, which is a fact;
Halloween is celebrated by many people, regardless if they're white, yellow, red, brown, or black.

Halloween has pagan roots and that's no lie;
Whoever doesn't believe me must really be high.

Halloween is celebrated by using a humorous theme that's mixed with horror in order to entertain and resist the spirit of death, which is true;
Halloween has been around for years, so it's not new.

On Halloween, trick-or-treating is a customary celebration for girls and boys;
Trick-or-treating gives the kids so much joy.

As a Muslim, I never celebrate Halloween because it really stinks;
Whoever celebrates Halloween is a fink.

As a Muslim, I never celebrate Halloween because it's full of crap;
Whoever celebrates Halloween is also a sap.

As a Muslim, I never celebrate Halloween because it's a ******* up holiday;
Halloween can rot in hell and that's all I have to say.
Two black women are outside their car arguing on the expressway, as you can see;
When Britt Reid finds out about it, he changes into the Green Hornet immediately.

The Green Hornet and Kato get into the Black Beauty and drive to the expressway, which is true;
When the superheroes find the black ******* arguing on the expressway, they know what they must do.

The Green Hornet and Kato stop the Black Beauty and get out, which is a fact;
They confront the stupid *** skanks who are black.

The two black ****** try to attack the Green Hornet and Kato;
The good guys kick and knock down the ignorant black women, which is awesome to know.

When the women are down, the Green Hornet uses his gun called the Hornet's Sting to shoot the black fools;
The black women are shocked unconscious, which is cool.

The Green Hornet and Kato call the police, which is smart;
The two black women have sinful hearts.

When they see the police coming, the Green Hornet and Kato get back into the Black Beauty and drive away;
The two black women have been arrested and that's all I have to say.
Peter Parker is at a coffeehouse drinking his espresso;
His spider-sense starts tingling and here are more things that you should know.

In the coffeehouse parking lot, a grandfather is arguing with a rude young man and I'll tell you why;
The rude young man is playing his music inside his car really loud and that's no lie.

After Peter drinks all of his espresso, he leaves the coffeehouse and changes into Spider-Man;
When the rude ******* tries to punch the grandfather, Spidey grabs his fist as fast as he can.

Spider-Man punches and knocks out the rude *******, which is true;
He spins a web on the sucker, which is a smart thing to do.

The grandfather thanks Spider-Man for stopping the rude young man, which is polite;
Spider-Man calls the cops and what I'm saying is right.

When the cops arrive to arrest the rude guy, Spider-Man swings away;
The rude **** is going to jail and that's all I have to say.
A good man is chasing a female crook and I'll tell you why;
The other day, the female crook was drugging and robbing the good man and that's no lie.

When the married Muslim couple see the female crook while driving, they know what they must do.
They drive towards the female crook, stop their car, and get out carrying a staff, which is true.

When the female crook tries to run, the Muslim husband uses the staff to trip the *****, which is cool;
The Muslim wife kicks and knocks out the female fool.

The married Muslim couple give the good man back his money and what I'm saying is right;
The good man thanks the married Muslim couple for stopping the crook, which is polite.

The married Muslim couple call the police, which is smart;
The married Muslim couple had torn the female crook apart.

The Muslim couple get back in their car and drive away when the police arrive and arrest the *****, which is swell;
The good man is happy that he got his money back and that's all that I'll tell.
The aikido Muslimah is driving somewhere and something cruel has caught her sight;
An evil black man is ****** an old woman and what I'm saying is right.

The aikido Muslimah drives towards the black ******, stops her car, and gets out, as you can see;
She tells the black ****** to leave the old woman alone immediately.

When the black ****** sees the aikido Muslimah, he tries to **** her;
Here are more things that would occur.

The aikido Muslimah kicks the black **** in his groin and in his face;
The black ****** is also a disgrace.

When the ****** is beaten, the aikido Muslimah comforts the old woman, which is nice;
The old woman thanks the aikido Muslimah for rescuing her from the ****** who's cold as ice.

The aikido Muslimah calls the police, which is a smart thing to do;
The black ****** looks crazy and what I'm saying is true.

When the police arrive and arrest the *******, the aikido Muslimah gets back in her car and drives away;
The police will take the old woman to the hospital and that's all I have to say.
The martial arts Muslim is walking somewhere and something horrible has caught his sight;
A little boy is running from his unfit mother and her boyfriend who are white.

The white woman and her white boyfriend have been abusing and starving her son;
What they did to that little boy wasn't fun.

The martial arts Muslim runs towards the crooks and tells them to stop;
Those two ******* are full of slop.

The crooks try to attack the martial arts Muslim, as you can see;
He kicks the mother in her stomach and kicks her boyfriend in his face immediately.

The martial arts Muslim also kicks the mother in her face;
The white mother and her boyfriend are a disgrace.

When the two ******* are beaten, the little boy thanks the martial arts Muslim for the rescue;
The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is true.

The police arrive and arrest the crooks for abusing and starving the little boy;
Watching them get arrested gives the martial arts Muslim and the kid so much joy.

The martial arts Muslim walks away;
The police will find someone who's fit and patient to raise the little boy and that's all I have to say.
4d · 17
Trying To Stab
The Muslim ninja is driving somewhere and something bad has caught his sight;
A female crook is trying to stab a good man with a knife and what I'm saying is right.

The Muslim ninja drives towards the female crook, stops his car, and gets out, as you can see;
He tells the female crook to leave the good man alone immediately.

The ***** tries to stab the Muslim ninja, which is true;
The Muslim ninja knows what he must do.

The Muslim ninja kicks the knife out of the *****'s hand;
He also kicks and knocks out the *****, which is grand.

The good man thanks the Muslim ninja for rescuing him, which is great;
The evil woman is full of hate.

The Muslim ninja calls the cops, which is smart;
He had torn the female crook apart.

When the cops arrive and arrest the female crook, the Muslim ninja gets back in his car and drives away;
The female crook is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
An evil monster named Blockbuster is terrorizing innocent people, which is true;
When **** Grayson and his girlfriend, Princess Koriand'r, a.k.a. Starfire, find out about it, they know what they have to do.

**** changes into Nightwing and he and Starfire search for Blockbuster, as you can see;
When Nightwing and Starfire find Blockbuster and the villain sees them, he tries to attack them immediately.

Nightwing Tases Blockbuster with his escrima sticks;
Blockbuster is a total *****.

Starfire shoots Blockbuster with her starbolt blasts;
She's super strong and super fast.

When Blockbuster is weakened, Nightwing and Starfire knock out their foe;
Nightwing and Starfire call the police and here are more things that you should know.

When the police arrive and arrest Blockbuster, Nightwing and Starfire go away;
Two weeks later, as **** Grayson, he and Starfire got married and that's all I have to say.
A white husband and his yellow wife are trying to ****** the wife's father with their knives, which really stinks;
The married interracial couple are total finks.

When the married Muslim couple see what's happening while driving, they know what they must do;
They drive towards the married interracial couple, which is true.

The married Muslim couple stop their car and get out carrying their swords, which is good to know;
They confront the evil white husband and his evil wife who's yellow.

The married interracial couple try to ****** the married Muslim couple with their knives;
They want to take the married Muslim couple's lives.

The Muslim couple use their swords to cut off the interracial couple's hands that are holding the knives, which is cool;
The married interracial couple are also stupid *** fools.

The married Muslim couple kick and knock out the sons of *******, which is great;
The married interracial couple are full of hate.

The yellow wife's father thanks the married Muslim couple for rescuing him, which is polite;
The married Muslim couple call the police, which is bright.

When the police arrive and arrest the interracial couple, the Muslim couple get back in their car and drive away;
The yellow wife's father is glad that he's still alive and that's all I have to say.
There are two boys in danger and I'll tell you why;
It's because an evil white man is trying to ****** those two boys with a hammer and that's no lie.

When the aikido Muslimah sees what's happening, she drives towards the white ****, which is true;
She stops her car and gets out and here are other things that she would do.

The aikido Muslimah confronts the white criminal, as you can see;
He tries to attack her immediately.

The aikido Muslimah kicks the ******* in his groin and in his face;
The white crook is a big disgrace.

The aikido Muslimah kicks the hammer away from the white crook, which is bright;
The two boys thank the aikido Muslimah for rescuing them and what I'm saying is right.

The aikido Muslimah calls the police, which is cool;
The police arrive and arrest the evil fool.

The aikido Muslimah gets back in her car and drives away;
The police will babysit the two boys until their parents come get them and that's all I have to say.
6d · 21
A Pack of Dogs
A pack of dogs are chasing a white mother, which is true;
When the Defenders find out about it, they know what they must do.

The Defenders search for the pack of dogs and find them, as you can see;
The Sub-Mariner carries the white mother and flies in the air immediately.

The Hulk delivers a thunderclap to knock the pack of dogs down;
Dr. Strange uses his magic to tie up some of the dogs who are lying on the ground.

When the other dogs get back up, the Silver Surfer shoots those same dogs with bolts of his cosmic energy;
The other dogs are knocked out, which is excellent as can be.

Dr. Strange uses his magic to tie up the other dogs, which is bright;
The white mother thanks the Defenders for rescuing her and what I'm saying is right.

The Defenders call animal control and I'll tell you why;
They want the pack of dogs taken to an animal shelter and that's no lie.

When the animal control officers arrive and get the pack of dogs, the Defenders take the mother home, which is swell;
When the white mother is home, the Defenders go away and that's all that I'll tell.
The Muslim ninja is driving somewhere and sees a crime;
An evil white man is shooting at two men who are supporting President Donald Trump and that white crook is full of slime.

The white crook is using his shotgun to shoot at the two Trump supporters while they're in their truck;
The white crook really *****.

The Muslim ninja stops his car and gets out carrying his sword, as you can see;
He sneaks up on the white crook and uses his sword to cut the crook's shotgun in half immediately.

When the white crook sees the Muslim ninja, he tries to attack the Muslim, which is true;
The Muslim ninja knows what he has to do.

The Muslim ninja kicks and knocks out the white *******, which is great;
The white crook is full of hate.

The two Trump supporters thank the Muslim ninja for rescuing them, which is polite;
The Muslim ninja calls the police and what I'm saying is right.

When the police arrive and arrest the white ****, the Muslim ninja gets back in his car and drives away;
The two Trump supporters are safe and that's all I have to say.
7d · 35
Veiled Lady
A villain called the Veiled Lady has kidnapped Mayor Frank Scanlon, which is bad;
When Britt Reid and Kato find out about it, they get mad.

The Veiled Lady is the boss of the Big City's underworld, as you can see;
Britt changes into the Green Hornet and I'm speaking honestly.

The Green Hornet and Kato get into the Black Beauty, drive, and search for the Veiled Lady and her gang, which is true;
When they find the Veiled Lady and her gang, the Green Hornet and Kato know what they must do.

The two superheroes infiltrate the Veiled Lady's gang, which is smart;
The Veiled Lady has a sinful heart.

The Green Hornet beats the crap out of the Veiled Lady, which is awesome as can be;
Kato beats the crap out the Veiled Lady's gang immediately.

The Green Hornet uses his gas gun to put the Veiled Lady and her gang to sleep;
The Veiled Lady and her gang are creeps.

The two heroes free Mayor Scanlon and call the cops and what I'm saying is right;
The Green Hornet and Kato fight the forces of evil at night.

When the cops arrive, the Green Hornet and Kato get back into the Black Beauty and drive away;
The Green Hornet changes back to Britt Reid and goes to the Daily Sentinel the next day.

At the Daily Sentinel, Britt delivers the news that the Veiled Lady and her gang have been arrested, which is swell;
Those mobsters are now doing time and that's all that I'll tell.
7d · 39
Joey Devane
A mobster named Joey Devane is the leader of a gang, which is true;
When Britt Reid and Kato learn everything about Devane and his gang, they know what they must do.

Britt changes into the Green Hornet and he and Kato get into the Black Beauty and drive, as you can see;
The two superheroes are searching for Devane and his gang immediately.

The Green Hornet and Kato find Devane and his gang and what I'm saying is right;
They infiltrate Devane's gang, which is bright.

The Green Hornet fights and defeats Devane, which is nice;
Devane and his gang are cold as ice.

Kato fights and defeats Devane's gang, which is cool;
Devane and his gang are fools.

The Green Hornet uses his gas gun to put Devane and his gang to sleep;
The Green Hornet calls the police so they can arrest the creeps.

When the police arrive, the two heroes get back in the Black Beauty and drive away;
The Green Hornet changes back to Britt Reid and goes to the Daily Sentinel the next day.

At the Daily Sentinel, Britt delivers the news that Joey Devane and his gang have been arrested, which is swell;
Those mobsters are now doing time and that's all that I'll tell.
Oct 19 · 17
The Masked Man
The martial arts Muslim is walking somewhere and sees a terrible thing;
A masked man is about to shoot an 11-year-old boy in front of his family and that masked man is a ding-a-ling.

The martial arts Muslim takes out his wooden dart and throws it into the masked man's face;
The masked man is also a disgrace.

When the masked man drops his shotgun, the martial arts Muslim runs towards the evil guy;
When the masked man takes the dart out of his face, the martial arts Muslim kicks the ******* in his nuts and that's no lie.

The martial arts Muslim also kicks the masked man in his face, which gives the Muslim so much joy;
The martial arts Muslim has saved the 11-year-old boy.

The martial arts Muslim kicks the shotgun away from the masked man;
He had beaten the masked crook as fast as he can.

The 11-year-old boy and his family thank the martial arts Muslim for stopping the masked man, which is polite;
The martial arts Muslim calls the cops, which is bright.

When the police arrive and arrest the masked man, the martial arts Muslim walks away;
The 11-year-old boy is safe and that's all I have to say.
Oct 18 · 38
The Black Hornet
A supervillain called the Black Hornet is the leader of a Japanese mob called the Yakuza, which is true;
When Britt Reid and Kato learn everything about the Black Hornet and the Yakuza, they know what they must do.

When Britt changes into the Green Hornet, he and Kato get into the Black Beauty, drive, and search for the Yakuza, as you can see;
When they find the Yakuza, the two superheroes infiltrate the Japanese mob immediately.

The Green Hornet and the Black Hornet fight each other with their martial art techniques;
The Green Hornet defeats the evil freak.

Kato uses his martial art techniques to fight and defeat the Black Hornet's men who are creeps;
The Green Hornet uses his gas gun to put the Black Hornet and the Yakuza to sleep.

The Green Hornet calls the police, which is smart;
The Green Hornet and Kato still practice the martial arts.

When the police arrive to arrest the villains, the two heroes get back into the Black Beauty and drive away;
When the Green Hornet changes back to Britt Reid, he goes to the Daily Sentinel the next day.

Britt delivers the news that the Black Hornet and the Yakuza have been arrested, which is swell;
The Black Hornet and the Yakuza are now doing time and that's all that I'll tell.
The aikido Muslimah is driving somewhere and sees something bad;
A black teenage boy is sexually assaulting an 8-year-old girl and that makes the aikido Muslimah mad.

The aikido Muslimah drives towards the black teenage boy, stops her car, and gets out, which is fact;
The aikido Muslimah is really mad at the teenage scumbag who's black.

When she tells the black ******* to stop, the teenage crook tries to punch the aikido Muslimah, which is true;
The aikido Muslimah knows what she must do.

She grabs the black boy's wrist and throws him to the ground, as you can see;
When the teenage guy gets back up and tries to attack the aikido Muslimah, she kicks and knocks out the ****** immediately.

The 8-year-old girl thanks the aikido Muslimah for rescuing her, which is polite;
The aikido Muslimah calls the police and what I'm saying is right.

When the police arrive and arrest the black fool, the aikido Muslimah gets back in her car and drives away;
The police will take the 8-year-old girl to the hospital and that's all I have to say.
Oct 18 · 23
Anthony Zucco
A mobster named Anthony Zucco has sent his men to kidnap an old black actor and I'll tell you why;
The old black actor has refused to pay Zucco protection money and that's no lie.

When **** Grayson finds out what Zucco has done, he knows what he has to do;
**** changes into Nightwing, which is true.

Nightwing gets on his Nightcycle, drives, and searches for Zucco's lair, as you can see;
When Nightwing finds Zucco's lair, he stops his Nightcycle, gets off, and breaks into Zucco's lair immediately.

Years ago, Zucco had killed Nightwing's mom and dad;
Zucco will always be bad.

When Zucco and his men see Nightwing, they try to **** the superhero with their guns;
Nightwing uses his smoke bombs to distract the mobsters, which is fun.

When the mobsters are distracted, Nightwing uses his martial art techniques to fight the evil ******;
He also fights the mobsters with his escrima sticks.

When Zucco and his men are beaten, Nightwing has a huge smile on his face;
Zucco and his men are a disgrace.

Nightwing frees the old black actor and calls the police, which is bright;
The old black actor thanks Nightwing for rescuing him, which is polite.

When the police arrive and arrest Zucco and his men, Nightwing gets back on the Nightcycle and drives away;
Anthony Zucco and his men are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Oct 17 · 16
Female News Anchor
A female news anchor is trying to shoot her ex-lover who's a married male politician and I'll tell you why;
It's because the married male politician had ended their affair and that's no lie.

When Mary Bromfield and her foster sister, Darla Dudley, see what's happening, they know what they must do;
Mary and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Sisters, which is true.

The Shazam Sisters fly towards the female news anchor and land in front of her;
Here are more things that would occur.

The ****** news anchor shoots the Shazam Sisters but can't **** them because they're bulletproof, which is a fact;
Mary Shazam is white and Darla Shazam is black.

Darla Shazam grabs the female news anchor's gun and smashes it, which is cool;
Mary Shazam punches and knocks out the sinful fool.

The married male politician thanks the Shazam Sisters for rescuing him, which is polite;
The Shazam Sisters call the police, which is bright.

When the police arrive and arrest the female news anchor, the Shazam Sisters fly away;
The male politician's wife has divorced him and that's all I have to say.
The Green Hornet and Kato have infiltrated a gang and I'll tell you why;
The gang has been setting fire to police cars with the officers inside them and that's no lie.

The Green Hornet and Kato fight and defeat the evil *******, as you can see;
The Green Hornet uses his gas gun to put the gang to sleep immediately.

The two superheroes call the police, which is smart;
The Green Hornet and Kato always have goodness in their hearts.

When the police arrive to arrest the gang, the two heroes get back into the Black Beauty and drive away;
The Green Hornet changes back to Britt Reid and goes to the Daily Sentinel the next day.

At the Daily Sentinel, Britt delivers the news that the gang has been arrested, which is swell;
Nobody will be setting fire to police cars with the officers inside them and that's all that I'll tell.
Oct 17 · 190
The Riddler
The supervillain called the Riddler has kidnapped Commissioner James Gordon, which is true;
When Bruce Wayne and his wife, Barbara Gordon, find out about it, they know what they must do.

Bruce and Barbara change into Batman and Batgirl, as you can see;
They get into the Batmobile, drive, and search for the Riddler's lair immediately.

When they find the Riddler's lair, Batman and Batgirl stop the Batmobile, get out, and break in;
The Riddler is mentally ill and always has been.

The Bat couple use their gadgets to avoid their foe's lethal traps;
The Riddler is also full of crap.

The Bat couple has solved their foe's riddles and puzzles, which is great;
Batman is glad that he has Batgirl as his mate.

When the Bat couple find the Riddler, the villain uses his question mark cane to try to **** the heroes;
Batman throws his bolas around the Riddler's feet, which is good to know.

Batgirl punches and knocks out the Riddler, which is smart;
The Bat couple still practice the martial arts.

When the Bat couple free Commissioner Gordon, he thanks the heroes, which is polite;
Commissioner Gordon calls the police and what I'm saying is right.

When the police arrive and arrest the Riddler, the Bat couple get back into the Batmobile and drive away;
The Riddler is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Oct 16 · 21
Her Guardians
The married Muslim couple are driving somewhere and see something bad;
A married white couple are trying to physically abuse a little girl and that makes the married Muslim couple mad.

The married white couple are the little girl's guardians and they really stink;
Her guardians are ******* and finks.

The married Muslim couple drive towards the little girl's guardians, which is true;
They stop their car and get out and here are more things that they would do.

The married Muslim couple tell the married white couple to leave the little girl alone, as you can see;
Her guardians try to attack the married Muslim couple immediately.

The married Muslim couple kick and knock out the married white couple, which is great;
The little girl's guardians are full of hate.

When her guardians are beaten, the little girl thanks the married Muslim couple for saving her, which is polite;
The married Muslim couple call the police, which is bright.

When the police arrive and arrest the little girl's guardians, the Muslim couple get back in their car and drive away;
The police will find someone who's fit and patient to raise the little girl and that's all I have to say.
Oct 16 · 33
Armed Robbers
The married Muslim couple have driven to a gas station and something evil has caught their sights;
The gas station is being robbed by three ******* and what I'm saying is right.

The married Muslim couple stop their car and get out carrying their swords;
Whenever they fight evil, the married Muslim couple are never bored.

The three armed robbers run out of the gas station carrying stolen money and other things;
The married Muslim couple stop the ding-a-lings.

The armed robbers try to shoot the married Muslim couple with their guns;
The married Muslim couple use their swords to deflect the bullets, which is fun.

The armed robbers run out of bullets, as you can see;
The married Muslim couple use their swords to cut off the robbers' hands that are holding the guns immediately.

The married Muslim couple kick and knock out the three armed robbers, which is swell;
The married Muslim couple call the cops and here are more things that I'll tell.

A clerk runs out of the gas station and thanks the Muslim couple for stopping the robbers, which is nice;
The three armed robbers are cold as ice.

The clerk takes the money and the other things back from the armed robbers, which is smart;
The three armed robbers have sinful hearts.

When the cops arrive and arrest the robbers, the married Muslim couple pay some money to the clerk and I'll tell you why;
They're gonna fill their car with gasoline and that's no lie.

When their car is filled with gasoline, the married Muslim couple get back in their car and drive away;
The married Muslim couple have saved the day.
Oct 16 · 19
Grandmother
The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something that's horrible as can be;
An evil man is about to splash some acid into a grandmother's face and I'm speaking truthfully.

The martial arts Muslim takes out a wooden dart and throws it into the crook's face;
The crook is a big disgrace.

When the ****** drops the acid, the martial arts Muslim runs towards the evil guy;
When the ******* takes the dart out of his face, the martial arts Muslim kicks and knocks out the dude and that's no lie.

The grandmother thanks the martial arts Muslim for stopping the creep, which is polite;
The martial arts Muslim calls the police and what I'm saying is right.

When the police arrive and arrest the crook, the martial arts Muslim walks away;
The grandmother is glad that she wasn't assaulted and that's all I have to say.
The Green Hornet and Kato have infiltrated the police abolition movement and I'll tell you why;
The police abolitionists are criminals and that's no lie.

The Green Hornet fights some of the police abolitionists, which is true;
Kato uses his martial art techniques to fight the other police abolitionists and here are more things that the heroes would do.

The Green Hornet uses his gas gun to put the defeated police abolitionists to sleep;
The police abolitionists are also creeps.

The Green Hornet calls the police, which is smart;
The police abolitionists have sinful hearts.

When the police arrive to arrest the abolitionists, the two heroes get back into the Black Beauty and drive away;
The Green Hornet changes back to Britt Read and goes to the Daily Sentinel the next day.

At the Daily Sentinel, Britt delivers the news that the police abolition movement has ended, which is swell;
The police abolition movement is full of **** and that's all that I'll tell.
Oct 14 · 71
The Penguin
The supervillain called the Penguin is getting a lot of fame and I'll tell you why;
It's because he's popularizing the slogan, "defund the police," and that's no lie.

When Bruce Wayne finds out what the Penguin is doing, he changes into Batman, as you can see;
He gets into the Batmobile, drives, and searches for the Penguin's lair immediately.

When the Caped Crusader finds the Penguin's lair, he stops the Batmobile and gets out, which is true;
He breaks into the Penguin's lair and confronts his foe and here are other things that Batman would do.

When the Penguin tries to **** Batman with his umbrella, Batman uses his stun pellets to blind and deafen his foe;
Batman kicks and knocks out the *******, which is great to know.

When the Penguin is defeated, Batman calls the police, which is bright;
The Penguin was no match for the Dark Knight.

When the police arrive and arrest the Penguin, Batman gets back into the Batmobile and drives away;
The Penguin is going to prison and that's all I have to say.
Oct 14 · 26
Pregnant Mother
While driving is motorcycle, Blade senses a female vampire inside a pregnant mother's house;
The female vampire is a louse.

The female vampire wants to bite the pregnant mother and turn her into a vampire, as you can see;
Blade stops his motorcycle in front of the pregnant mother's house immediately.

He runs to the pregnant mother's house and breaks the front door open, which is true;
When the female vampire sees Blade and tries to attack him, the superhero knows what he has to do.

Blade throws a knife into the female vampire's right breast, which kills her;
The pregnant mother thanks Blade and here are more things that would occur.

Blade waits outside the pregnant mother's house for her husband and daughter to arrive, which is nice;
Vampires are cold as ice.

When her husband and daughter arrive, Blade gets back on his motorcycle and drives away;
The pregnant mother is safe and that's all I have to say.
Oct 13 · 28
Church Parking Lot
The aikido Muslimah is driving somewhere and sees something that isn't cool;
An evil white woman is trying to taser a little boy in a church parking lot and that white woman is a fool.

The aikido Muslimah drives towards the evil white woman in the church parking lot, as you can see;
The aikido Muslimah stops her car and gets out carrying her sword immediately.

When the aikido Muslimah tells the white woman to stop, the white woman tries to taser the Muslimah, which is true;
The aikido Muslimah knows what she must do.

The aikido Muslimah uses her sword to cut off the evil white woman's hand that's holding the Taser, which is fine;
The evil white woman is also a swine.

The aikido Muslimah kicks and knocks out the white *****, which is great;
The evil white **** is full of hate.

The little boy thanks the aikido Muslimah for rescuing him, which is polite;
The aikido Muslimah calls the police, which is bright.

When the police arrive and arrest the evil white woman in the church parking lot, the aikido Muslimah is filled with joy;
She's happy that she had saved the little boy.

The aikido Muslimah gets back in her car and drives away;
The little boy is glad that he wasn't tasered and that's all I have to say.
Oct 13 · 27
Tiger
The martial arts Muslim is resting on his bed and thinking about his past;
He used to attend a tae kwon do school and his tae kwon do techniques were strong and fast.

The Muslim's teacher had nicknamed him and his classmates "Tigers," which is a fact;
The Muslim's classmates were white, yellow, and black.

The martial arts Muslim had really enjoyed sparring with his classmates;
His tae kwon do class was really great.

The martial arts Muslim had also enjoyed being nicknamed "Tiger," as you can see;
While studying tae kwon do, he also studied jeet kune do from some jeet kune do books and I'm speaking honestly.

The martial arts Muslim had quit tae kwon do school and I'll tell you why;
It's because he had money problems and that's no lie.

Even though he's no longer a tae kwon do student, the Muslim still likes the nickname, "Tiger," which is swell;
The Muslim still practices jeet kune do and that's all that I'll tell.
The martial arts Muslim is visiting his friend who's a coronavirus patient in a hospital, which is true;
The coronavirus has been around for years, so it's not new.

The Muslim finds out that a criminal has entered the hospital and I'll tell you why;
The criminal wants to **** the Muslim's friend and that's no lie.

The martial arts Muslim hides in the restroom, as you can see;
When the criminal is about to **** the Muslim's friend, the Muslim comes out of the restroom immediately.

The Muslim stops the killer with his jeet kune do techniques, which is cool;
The Muslim knocks out the killer who's a total fool.

The Muslim's friend thanks the Muslim for saving his life, which is polite;
The martial arts Muslim calls the police and doing that is right.

When the police arrive, they arrest the killer and take him away;
Here are more things that I'll say.

The martial arts Muslim tells his friend's doctor to give his friend a drug called remdesivir, which is good;
Remdesivir can cure coronavirus patients in any neighborhood.

When the doctor agrees, the martial arts Muslim tells his friend good-bye and leaves and here's something else that I'll tell;
The martial arts Muslim is really swell.
The martial arts Muslim is walking somewhere and sees something that's cruel as can be;
An evil black man is physically abusing his wheelchair-bound mother and I'm speaking honestly.

The martial arts Muslim sneaks up on the black *******, grabs his shoulder, and kicks him in the back of his knee;
He throws the creep to the ground and I know you'll agree.

When the black crook gets back up, he tries to attack the martial arts Muslim, which is true;
The martial arts Muslim kicks and knocks out the *******, which is a wonderful thing to do.

The wheelchair-bound mother thanks the martial arts Muslim for rescuing her, which is polite;
The martial arts Muslim calls the police and what I'm saying is right.

When the police arrive and arrest the criminal, the martial arts Muslim walks away;
A full-time home healthcare worker will take care of the wheelchair-bound mother and that's all I have to say.
Oct 12 · 24
A Violent Crime Spree
A deranged man is waging a violent crime spree;
He shoots at a woman, flees with her keys, and steals her car immediately.

When the deranged man crashes the stolen car, he tries to carjack a passing vehicle that's driven by a woman, which is true;
When Mary Bromfield and her foster sister, Darla Dudley, hear about the violent crime spree, they know what they must do.

Mary and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Sisters, as you can see;
The Shazam Sisters fly and search for the deranged man and I'm speaking honestly.

When the Shazam Sisters find the deranged man shooting a female driver, they land in front of the evil fool;
The ******* shoots the Shazam Sisters and finds out that they're bulletproof, which is cool.

When he runs out of bullets, the Shazam Sisters punch out the deranged guy;
The Shazam Sisters have ended the violent crime spree and that's no lie.

Darla Shazam grabs the injured female driver and takes her to the hospital, which is bright;
Mary Shazam calls the police and what I'm saying is right.

After Darla Shazam takes the injured female driver to the hospital, she flies back to her sister, which is swell;
The police arrive and arrest the deranged **** and here's something else that I'll tell.

The Shazam Sisters fly away;
The injured female driver is recovering at the hospital and that's all I have to say.
Oct 12 · 24
Sexually Abuse
The Muslim ninja is driving somewhere and sees something bad;
A teenage boy is running from his sinful male relative who's a black adult and that makes the Muslim ninja mad.

The male adult wants to sexually abuse his teenage relative, as you can see;
The Muslim ninja drives towards the male adult immediately.

The Muslim ninja stops his car, gets out, and tells the adult ******* to leave the boy alone, which is true;
When the male adult gets ****** and tries to attack the Muslim ninja, the Muslim ninja knows what he must do.

The Muslim ninja kicks and knocks out the adult fink;
The teenage boy's male relative really stinks.

The teenage boy thanks the Muslim ninja for rescuing him and what I'm saying is right;
The Muslim ninja calls the police, which is bright.

When the police arrive and arrest the adult ******, the Muslim ninja gets back in his car and drives away;
The teenage boy is safe and that's all I have to say.
Oct 12 · 15
Rough Waters
A man is swimming in the rough waters, which is a stupid *** thing to do;
He's about to drown in the rough waters, which is true.

While underwater, Prince Namor sees that the man is about to drown and swims towards him immediately;
He saves the man from drowning, which is wonderful as can be.

Prince Namor flies out of the rough waters carrying the man and lands on the ground;
Prince Namor tells the man that no human should swim in the rough waters, regardless if they're white, black, yellow, red, or brown.

When the man takes Prince Namor's advice, the superhero dives back in the rough waters and swims home, which is swell;
The man gets back in his car and also drives home and that's all that I'll tell.
Oct 11 · 13
Ibac Has Escaped
The supervillain named Ibac has escaped from prison and runs to a park, which is terrible as can be;
At the park, he sees a little girl and molests her immediately.

After he molests the little girl, Ibac runs from the park and finds a place to hide;
When Eugene Choi finds out that Ibac has escaped and what he's done, Eugene wants to kick Ibac's backside.

Eugene says "Shazam!" and morphs into Eugene Shazam, which is true;
Flying and searching for Ibac is what Eugene Shazam would do.

When Eugene Shazam finds Ibac and the villain sees him, he tries to attack the superhero;
Eugene Shazam uses his electrical powers to electrocute Ibac, which is awesome to know.

When Ibac is defeated, Eugene Shazam calls the police, which is smart;
The hero is glad that he had torn Ibac apart.

When the police arrive to arrest Ibac, Eugene Shazam flies away;
Ibac is going back to prison and that's all I have to say.
Oct 11 · 11
On A Chase
Spider-Man is swinging through the air and something bad has caught his sight;
An evil black woman is leading the police on a chase, which isn't bright.

Spider-Man also chases the black ***** while swinging through the air;
The evil black woman has no care.

When the ***** crashes her car into another car, she gets out and runs from her car, as you can see;
When the web-head lands in front of the black woman, she tries to attack him immediately.

The webslinger kicks and knocks out the black ***** and spins a web on her;
Here are more things that would occur.

Spider-Man takes photos of the black woman webbed up, which is true;
Here's something else that Spider-Man would do.

When the police find the evil black woman webbed up, Spider-Man swings away;
The police are arresting the crook and that's all I have to say.
Oct 10 · 20
Hot Car
The martial arts Muslim is walking somewhere and sees something that really stinks;
An unfit, black dad has refused to free his daughter who's locked inside his hot car and that dad is a fink.

His daughter is a baby, as you can see;
The martial arts Muslim runs towards the unfit, black dad immediately.

The martial arts Muslim tells the unfit dad to break the car window open so he can free his daughter, which is true;
When the idiot says no and doesn't want anybody to break open the car window, the Muslim knows what he has to do.

The martial arts Muslim kicks the unfit dad in his stomach and in his face;
The unfit, black dad is a disgrace.

When the dad is beaten, the Muslim kicks and breaks open the car window and I'll tell you why;
He's gonna free the baby girl so she won't burn to death and that's no lie.

When the martial arts Muslim frees the baby girl from the hot car, he calls the police, which is great;
Unfit parents are who the martial arts Muslim hates.

When the police arrive and arrest the black dad, the martial arts Muslim walks away;
The police will find someone who's fit and patient to raise the baby girl and that's all I have to say.
Oct 9 · 47
Diamond Thief
A diamond thief has ran out of a jewelry store carrying stolen diamond rings;
While hiking, the martial arts Muslim sees the evil ding-a-ling.

The martial arts Muslim picks up a stick and throws it at the diamond thief's legs, as you can see;
The diamond thief trips on the stick and falls down immediately.

The martial arts Muslim runs towards the fallen diamond thief who's a white guy;
When the diamond thief gets back up, he sees the martial arts Muslim and tries to attack him and that's no lie.

The martial arts Muslim kicks and knocks out the diamond thief, which is cool;
The martial arts Muslim calls the police so they can arrest the evil fool.

An employee runs out of the jewelry store and thanks the martial arts Muslim for stopping the thief, which is polite;
The martial arts Muslim always does what's right.

When the police arrive and arrest the diamond thief, the martial arts Muslim walks away;
The martial arts Muslim has saved the day.
Oct 9 · 26
Assault Rifle
Spider-Man is swinging through the air and his spider-sense starts tingling and I'll tell you why;
An evil man is pointing his assault rifle at a cop on a stakeout and that's no lie.

When Spider-Man sees the crook, he spins a web on the *******'s assault rifle and snatches it away, which is true;
Here are more things that Spider-Man would do.

When Spider-Man lands on the ground and the evil **** sees him, he tries to attack the superhero;
Spider-Man jumps up and kicks the crook in his face, which is good to know.

When the crook is knocked out, Spider-Man spins a web on the stupid *** fool;
He takes pictures of the webbed up crook and delivers him to the cop on the stakeout, which is cool.

Spidey also takes pictures of the crook's assault rifle and delivers it to the cop;
The crook is full of slop.

Spidey swings away when the crook is arrested, which is swell;
Spidey has saved the day and that's all that I'll tell.
Oct 9 · 30
13 Kidnappers
Thirteen male crooks have kidnapped a female politician, which is awful as can be;
When the Defenders find out about it, they search for the 13 kidnappers immediately.

The Defenders find the 13 kidnappers' lair and break in;
The Defenders are awesome and always have been.

When the 13 kidnappers see the Defenders, they try to **** the superheroes with their guns;
Dr. Strange uses his magic to destroy the weapons, which is fun.

The Hulk knocks down the 13 kidnappers with his thunderclap;
When they're down, the Sub-Mariner and the Silver Surfer knock out the evil saps.

The Defenders free the female politician, which is bright;
She thanks the superheroes for rescuing her, which is polite.

Dr. Strange calls the police and here's something else that he would do;
He uses his magic to tie up the 13 kidnappers, which is true.

When they hear the police arrive, the Defenders go away;
The 13 kidnappers are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
The aikido Muslimah is shopping at a bagel shop and sees a crime;
A masked, screwdriver-wielding thief is trying to rob the bagel shop and that thief is full of slime.

The aikido Muslimah walks towards the screwdriver-wielding thief, which is true;
When the masked suspect sees the Muslimah and threatens her with the screwdriver, the Muslimah knows what she must do.

The aikido Muslimah kicks the screwdriver out of the thief's hand;
When the thief tries to punch the Muslimah, she grabs the thief's arm and throws him to the floor, which is grand.

When the masked thief gets back up and tries to attack the aikido Muslimah, she kicks and knocks out the evil fool;
The aikido Muslimah calls the police, which is cool.

When the police arrive and arrest the screwdriver-wielding thief, the Muslimah continues shopping, as you can see;
She buys some bagels and walks out of the shop and I know you'll agree.

The aikido Muslimah gets into her car and drives away;
The aikido Muslimah has saved the day.
Oct 8 · 40
Sexually Assaulting
The Muslim ninja is shopping at a store and sees something that really stinks;
An evil man is sexually assaulting a teenage girl and that evil man is a fink.

The Muslim ninja sneaks up on the assaulter, grabs him by his shoulder, and kicks him in the back of his knee;
He applies a wristlock on the crook immediately.

The Muslim ninja pins the pervert to the floor while applying the wristlock on him, as you can see;
The teenage girl thanks the Muslim ninja for rescuing her and calls the police and I know you'll agree.

When the police arrive and arrest the evil ****, the Muslim ninja continues shopping, which is true;
He buys a lot of items and walks out of the store and here are more things that he would do.

The Muslim ninja puts his groceries into the trunk of his car and he gets into his car and drives away;
The Muslim ninja has saved the day.
Oct 8 · 27
The Evil Yellow Dad
The aikido Muslimah is driving somewhere and sees something that's cruel as can be;
An evil yellow dad is trying to stab his 10-year-old twin daughters and I'm speaking honestly.

The aikido Muslimah drives towards the evil yellow dad and I'll tell you why;
She's gonna stop the evil yellow dad from trying to stab his twin daughters and that's no lie.

The aikido Muslimah stops her car and gets out carrying her sword, which is true;
When the yellow ******* sees the aikido Muslimah and tries to stab her, the Muslimah knows what she has to do.

The aikido Muslimah uses her sword to cut off the ******'s hand that's holding the knife, which is nice;
The yellow dad is cold as ice.

The aikido Muslimah kicks and knocks out the ******* and what I'm saying is right;
His twin daughters thank the aikido Muslimah for rescuing them, which is polite.

The aikido Muslimah calls the police, which is cool;
The twin sisters shouldn't be raised by their dad who's a ****** fool.

When the police arrive and arrest the evil yellow dad, the aikido Muslimah gets back in her car and drives away;
The police will find someone who's fit and patient to raise the twin sisters and that's all I have to say.
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