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The martial arts Muslim is hiking and sees something that's really bad;
A black **** is beating up an elderly white woman, which makes the Muslim is mad.

He runs towards the black **** and kicks him in the face;
The black **** is a big disgrace.

The elderly white woman is glad that the Muslim is stopping the black ****, as you can see;
When the black **** is knocked down, he gets back up slowly.

When the black **** tries to attack the Muslim, the Muslim knocks him out with another kick;
The martial arts Muslim is really quick.

When the black **** is knocked out, the elderly white woman thanks the Muslim for saving her;
Here are other things that'll occur.

The martial arts Muslim calls the police, which is smart;
He had torn the black **** apart.

The police arrive and arrest the black ****, which is true;
Helping the elderly white woman is something else that the police would do.

The martial arts Muslim goes away;
The elderly white woman is recovering at a hospital and that's all I have to say.
Wilson Fisk, a.k.a. the Kingpin, is assisting the liberals into terrorizing President Donald Trump's fans;
When Peter Parker finds out what the Kingpin is doing, he changes into Spider-Man.

Spider-Man swings through the air, searching for the Kingpin and the liberals, as you can see;
The Kingpin and the liberals are sinful and always will be.

When Spider-Man finds the Kingpin and the liberals and the villains see him, they try to shoot the webslinger;
The Kingpin and the liberals deserve the *******.

Spider-Man avoids being shot by those villains, which is great;
The Kingpin and the liberals are full of hate.

When Spidey beats up the villains, he spins a web on those fools;
Spidey will always be cool.

President Trump's fans thank Spider-Man for saving them, which is polite;
Spider-Man always does what's right.

Spider-Man calls the police, which is true;
Liberalism has been around for years, so it's not new.

When the police arrive to arrest the villains, Spider-Man swings away;
The Kingpin and the liberals are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
A supervillain named Ibac is assisting the rioters, which is bad;
When Billy Batson and his foster siblings find out what Ibac is doing, they get mad.

Billy, Mary, Freddy, Eugene, Pedro, and Darla say "Shazam!" and morph into the Shazam Family;
The team flies and searches for the villains, as you can see.

When the Shazam Family finds Ibac and the rioters and the villains see them, they try to attack the heroes;
While Shazam battles Ibac, his teammates battle the rioters, which is good to know.

When the Shazam Family defeats Ibac and the rioters by knocking them out, they call the cops;
Ibac and the rioters are full of slop.

When the cops arrive to arrest Ibac and the rioters, the Shazam Family flies away;
Ibac and the rioters are going to prison and that's all I have to say.
The wife of the ex-cop, Derek Chauvin, who's named Kellie Chauvin is filing for divorce;
Derek Chauvin is an *** of a horse.

Kellie is devastated by George Floyd's death, as you can see;
Filing for divorce is intelligent and I'm sure you'll agree.

Kellie doesn't want to be married to Derek Chauvin anymore;
Derek Chauvin is also a ******* and a *****.

Derek Chauvin has lost his job and now he's losing Kellie, his wife;
That ex-cop has a ****** up life.

When Kellie is divorced, she should marry a good and righteous black man;
Derek Chauvin should get his *** kicked and get thrown into a garbage can.

When Kellie Chauvin is divorced, she'll be happy everyday;
She should get a good and righteous black husband and that's all I have to say.
A supervillain named the Looter is striking banks and offices during a riot, which really stinks;
The Looter is a **** and a fink.

When Peter Parker finds out what the Looter is doing, he changes into Spider-Man;
The web-head swings through the air, searching for the Looter as fast as he can.

When the web-head finds the Looter and the villain sees him, he tries to attack the hero, as you can see;
The web-head battles the Looter immediately.

Spidey knocks out the Looter and spins a web on the evil guy;
When the Looter is defeated, the rioters try to attack Spidey and that's no lie.

Spider-Man spins a bunch of webs on the rioters, which is cool;
Rioters will always be fools.

When the rioters are also defeated, the web-head calls the police, which is bright;
The web-head is glad that he had defeated the Looter and the rioters in a fight.

Spidey uses his cell phone to photograph the villains, which is true;
Texting the photos to his boss, J. Jonah Jameson, is something else that Spidey would do.

When the police arrive to arrest the villains, Spider-Man swings away;
As Peter Parker, he receives is payment on his debit card and that's all I have to say.
The Daily Bugle owner, J. Jonah Jameson, is at a hospital and I'll tell you why;
He's suffering from the coronavirus and that's no lie.

When the supervillain called the Scorpion finds out that Jameson is at the hospital, he will go the hospital and ****** Jameson, which is bad;
If the Scorpion murders Jameson, the villain will be glad.

When Peter Parker finds out what the Scorpion will do, he changes into Spider-Man;
Spidey swings through the air, searching for the Scorpion as fast as he can.

When Spider-Man finds the Scorpion and the villain sees him, he tries to ****** the hero;
Spider-Man battles and knocks out his insane foe.

When the Scorpion is defeated, Spider-Man calls the police, which is great;
The Scorpion is full of hate.

Since Jameson hates Spider-Man, he refuses to thank the hero for saving him, which really stinks;
Jameson is a rude ******* and a fink.

When the police arrive to arrest the Scorpion, Spidey swings away;
Here are more things about Jameson that I'll say.

When Jameson is cured of the coronavirus, he goes home, which is true;
Going back to work is something else that he would do.

J. Jonah Jameson continues to run the Daily Bugle and he's still stubborn as hell;
He's also a skinflint and that's all that I'll tell.
Derek Chauvin was a white police officer and a murderer, which is true;
Murdering a black man named George Floyd is what Chauvin would do.

Floyd was handcuffed and lying face down on the street;
Chauvin had knelt on Floyd's neck for seven minutes, which wasn't neat.

Chauvin had murdered Floyd by kneeling on his neck for seven minutes, as you can see;
Chauvin was a crooked cop and I'm sure you'll agree.

When Chauvin was a cop, he had 18 complaints on his official record and that's no lie;
Whoever thinks that Chauvin was a good cop must really be high.

Chauvin was fired, which is really great;
That ******* is someone who a lot of people hate.

Derek Chauvin is also a ******* and here's something else that I'll say;
That sinful ******* will burn in hell when he passes away.
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