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Remember how shy you were when we first saw each other on that
Greyhound bus? You wouldn't show me your ******* because you
were so stuck-up. Remember? I just knew that you were in Georgia
illegally from Guatemala. You're so funny when you smuggle girls
into the U.S. Are you in a *** cult? It doesn't matter. You're a mar-
velous person who deserves free medical treatment and other stuff.
“No chronic or metabolic disease has ever found cure or prevention, that is, real cure and real prevention—except through factors essential to an adequate diet and/or normal to animal economy.”  — Dr. Ernst Krebs, Jr.

"This is the scientific reality that the seeds of all common fruits (except citrus) contain Vitamin B17, an anti cancer vitamin. If we ingest proper quantities for these vitamin either in the pure form or through ingesting the nitrilosidic foods we will be able to prevent cancer just as surely as we are able to prevent Scurvy by the use of vitamin C or Pernicious Anemia by the use of vitamin B12." — Ernest Krebs, Jr.
Well, I came home and found my rat on the floor, stunned! Stunned?! How did that happen? I don't know but I think that my boyfriend Timmy used Rat-Stun on him, because I found an empty can of Rat-Stun by my rat's stunned body. What does Timmy say? I haven't spoken with him. He left 2 hours ago for a Rat-Stun convention in Chicago.
6d · 48
Sumatran Barry
Bowel movements can be timed and accommodatingly
spaced between, during and after meals. Adventurous
people, Vikings & Obama's ***-kissers, will take
a dump in a pizza box like it's no big deal.
Michael Obama is a woman, he really isn't.
[A poem about my hatred for Julie Andrews]

Julie Andrews, every day I hate you more & more & not just 'cause
you sing like a Harlem *****. I hate you when I am in church a lot
& I pray to Jesus to **** you but He won't or perhaps He just forgot.
7d · 29
SELF-LOVE????
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Love yourself in the back of the
bus where the driver can't see you.

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Her dad was the king of Nigeria for 50 years. He had fought in 100
wars to free his people from the rip-off prices at Sears. 200 million
folks loved him for helping them often while his enemies at Kmart
were making a coffin. His daughter's on the run with no one to turn
to but me & for just 500 bucks I can set ninety-eight million dollars
free. She's my princess now whose love is true. I'll send her $500 &
I want you & your creepy, crack-***** sisters to send her $500 too.
Don't worry about tattoo skin damage when you are ******' ******-
up freaks, 'cause most tattoos disappear completely in 3 to 6 weeks.
The path of the cow's walk-away was mapped by an Agway-trained
cud tracker whose weird hobbies include **** theater pud whacker.
7d · 27
Kono Tone-O
In 1968 the Beatles, in utter desperation, voted on who would ****** and marry the alluring Japanese impressionist Yoko Ono ***. John Lennon won (or lost) and set about the task of wooing and drugging Yoko into submission. Two minutes after marrying her in Gibraltar John Lennon used his enormous influence to have 3 members of "Yoko's Band of Screaming Nipponese Weirdos" killed. Naturally, Yoko was crestfallen.
Wanted: regular-sized vegetarian room mates (no midgets) for fiery
fun in the sun & stuff. Must wear lace ******* after lunch. No wigs!
Your feet are like 2 long barges floating up the Monongahela River
during the frozen months & monthly freezes of winter. Your manly
****** is like 2 Eskimo igloos on the banks of the Allegheny River
in 1888, when Queen Victoria's period was forever one month late.
There ain't no glorious future in us being dashed into pieces & dead
'cause the girly Golden Gate Bridge'll be there “just in case” and I'll
know you in Elohim's spot-lit heaven from your Hanzu ****** face.
Hi. What's your name? My name's **** McSlavery and I'm very rich.
How rich? I own 589 tons of gold and  622 million tons of silver that
I keep in my diamond mine. Wow! That's a lot. My name is Karen
McVagina Infection and I have 34 milion race horses. Hey, you
misspelled million. Did I? Yes. You omitted an L.
7d · 21
IN BRIEF
Concerning Cancer: 1. Take a pregnancy test just after waking up. For men a positive result means either cancer or a false positive. Take another test the next day. If a man gets 3 positive results then likely he has cancer somewhere. For women a positive result means (if she's able to become pregnant) she's pregnant or she has cancer, or she's pregnant and she has cancer, or a false positive (the test result is wrong). 2. Several positive pregnancy test results = cancer. What next? STOP eating red meat, sugar, corn syrup. STOP drinking *****. STOP (or at least cut back on) smoking. 3. Eat fresh pineapple & papaya. Take vitamin B17 (at least 1 gram daily) and wheat grass and/or barley grass liquid or capsules (they're rich in vitamin B17), on a full stomach daily (you can't overdose on them ~ they're not poisonous). Take a zinc supplement. Take pancreatic enzymes. REVIEW: TAKE pregnancy tests to detect cancer. TAKE vitamin B17 (and as many of the listed vitamins as you can, especially zinc). Eat fresh pineapple & papaya. STOP eating red meat & cane sugar. It will take several weeks on B17 therapy to turn out negative pregnancy test results. The tumor WILL NOT shrink much even after the cancer is gone because only 10% of the tumor was cancer. The tumor MAY swell temporarily as the vitamin B17 kills malignant cells. NOTE: Vitamin B17 therapy WILL NOT destroy the tumor! Vitamin B17 therapy will destroy the malignant cells (cancerous cells) of the tumor and within the tumor. Only 5% to 10% of the cells comprising a tumor are cancerous cells. In time the tumorous growth will be absorbed, in whole or in part. Unless the tumor is cosmetically displeasing, impinging nerves or blood vessels or hampering normal ****** function then let it be.
Watch (available on You-Tube) G. Edward Griffin's "World Without Cancer."  https://youtu.be/JGsSEqsGLWM
7d · 35
Hose at Lowe's
Every morning, after deflating my male-enhancement device, I pre-
determine your twice-daily male-enhancement device needs while I
satisfy your Hawaiian sister's twice-daily male-enhancement device
needs from my male-enhancement device work-van at Home Depot
or Lowe's, because I am a trained male-enhancement device expert.
7d · 18
Pig Cops
To suppose is not to know; to suppose is to postulate, to surmise, to guess, to opine. A colloquialism is defined as "a local or regional dialect expression" (Webster's Collegiate Dictionary, 1961). — Touching it is: large sties of pigs weeping for dead pigs, dead in the line of actuation; dead in the act of lineation. — Touching it needn't become: pits large enough to choke horses. Horses lifting their tails to facilitate those tasked with artificial fluidity are horses that earn oats by the trough. Cops are incapable of breaking the law because they ARE the law.
Oct 9 · 176
Bassist Bill Wyman
The crying silence of quiet violence overtook the pliant, hyper-****
Rolling Stone guy Bill Wyman who defined what shy meant as kite
rights of tiring, flying, dying folken caused sighing worth admiring.
Oct 9 · 41
U-V-W-XMAS-Y-Zed
MONKEY SLAUGHTER ~ We were friends till you slaughtered 7
of my top monkeys. I have just removed your monkey-slaughtering
*** from my Christmas-card list. Tell your sister that I never wanna
see her again. Whatever you forgot about the sanctity of human life
because you were never taught, doesn't alter the sick travesty of me
in bed monkey-free all night 'cause of the 7 top monkeys I ain't got.
Oct 9 · 24
Bertrand Russell
"Diet, injections, and injunctions will combine, from a very early age, to produce the sort of character and the sort of beliefs that the authorities consider desirable, and any serious criticism of the powers that be will become psychologically impossible. Even if all are miserable, all will believe themselves happy, because the government will tell them that they are so." --  from: “The Impact of Science on Society” by Bertrand Russell (1952)
Oct 9 · 17
GARDASIL
HIGHLIGHTS OF PRESCRIBING INFORMATION
These highlights do not include all the information needed to use
GARDASIL safely and effectively. See full prescribing information
for GARDASIL.
GARDASIL®
[Human Papillomavirus Quadrivalent (Types 6, 11, 16, and 18)
Vaccine, Recombinant]
Suspension for intramuscular injection
Initial U.S. Approval: 2006

6.2 Postmarketing Experience
The following adverse events have been spontaneously reported during post-approval use of
GARDASIL. Because these events were reported voluntarily from a population of uncertain size, it is not
possible to reliably estimate their frequency or to establish a causal relationship to vaccine exposure.
Blood and lymphatic system disorders: Autoimmune hemolytic anemia, idiopathic thrombocytopenic
purpura, lymphadenopathy.
Respiratory, thoracic and mediastinal disorders: Pulmonary embolus.
Gastrointestinal disorders: Nausea, pancreatitis, vomiting.
General disorders and administration site conditions: Asthenia, chills, death, fatigue, malaise.
Immune system disorders: Autoimmune diseases, hypersensitivity reactions including
anaphylactic/anaphylactoid reactions, bronchospasm, and urticaria.
Musculoskeletal and connective tissue disorders: Arthralgia, myalgia.
Nervous system disorders: Acute disseminated encephalomyelitis, dizziness, Guillain-Barré syndrome,
headache, motor neuron disease, paralysis, seizures, syncope (including syncope associated with tonicclonic movements and other seizure-like activity) sometimes resulting in falling with injury, transverse
myelitis.
Infections and infestations: cellulitis.
Vascular disorders: Deep venous thrombosis
Oct 9 · 29
No. 16-1040V
In the United States Court of Federal Claims
OFFICE OF SPECIAL MASTERS
No. 16-1040V
Filed: August 7, 2017
UNPUBLISHED
Petitioner,
v.
SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND
HUMAN SERVICES,
Respondent.
Special Processing Unit (SPU); Joint
Stipulation on Damages; Influenza
(Flu) Vaccine; Guillain-Barre
Syndrome (GBS)
Amber D. Wilson, Maglio Christopher & Toale, PA, Washington, DC, for petitioner.
Jennifer L. Reynaud, U.S. Department of Justice, Washington, DC, for respondent.
DECISION ON JOINT STIPULATION1
Dorsey, Chief Special Master:
On August 22, 2016, petitioner filed a petition for compensation under the
National Vaccine Injury Compensation Program, 42 U.S.C. §300aa-10, et seq.,
2 (the
“Vaccine Act”). Petitioner alleges that she suffered Guillain-Barré Syndrome (“GBS”)
due to her receipt of an influenza (“flu”) vaccine on October 20, 2015. Petition at 1-3;
Stipulation, filed August 4, 2017, at ¶¶ 1, 2, 4. Petitioner further alleges that she
suffered the residual effects of her alleged injury for more than six months. Petition at 3;
Stipulation at ¶ 4. Respondent denies that petitioner’s alleged GBS and residual effects
were caused-in-fact by the flu vaccine, and denies that the flu vaccine caused petitioner
any other injury or her current condition. Stipulation at ¶ 6.
Nevertheless, on August 4, 2017, the parties filed the attached joint stipulation,
stating that a decision should be entered awarding compensation. The undersigned

1 Because this unpublished decision contains a reasoned explanation for the action in this case, the
undersigned intends to post it on the United States Court of Federal Claims' website, in accordance with
the E-Government Act of 2002. 44 U.S.C. § 3501 note (2012) (Federal Management and Promotion of
Electronic Government Services). In accordance with Vaccine Rule 18(b), petitioner has 14 days to
identify and move to redact medical or other information, the disclosure of which would constitute an
unwarranted invasion of privacy. If, upon review, the undersigned agrees that the identified material fits
within this definition, the undersigned will redact such material from public access.
2 National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act of 1986, Pub. L. No. 99-660, 100 Stat. 3755. Hereinafter, for
ease of citation, all “§” references to the Vaccine Act will be to the pertinent subparagraph of 42 U.S.C. §
300aa (2012).
2
finds the stipulation reasonable and adopts it as the decision of the Court in awarding
damages, on the terms set forth therein.
Pursuant to the terms stated in the attached Stipulation, the undersigned
awards the following compensation:
A lump sum of $195,000.00 in the form of a check payable to petitioner.
Stipulation at ¶ 8. This amount represents compensation for all items of
damages that would be available under 42 U.S.C. § 300aa-15(a). Id.
The undersigned approves the requested amount for petitioner’s compensation.
In the absence of a motion for review filed pursuant to RCFC Appendix B, the clerk of
the court is directed to enter judgment in accordance with this decision.3
IT IS SO ORDERED.
s/Nora Beth Dorsey
Nora Beth Dorsey
Chief Special Master
Oct 9 · 26
M252A2 mortars
*** Pistol pagan Johnny Rotten was grotesquely mistaken, because
merrie oulde England's 2-handed queen is an Earthen human being.
Oct 9 · 29
Never lose faith
Never hit a woman with your hand when a brick is handy. Never, I
said NEVER. Bricks are hard, harder than ice cream on blue velvet
and twice as dangerous. Never eat after going swimming. Don't get
drunk on land or water. Never lose faith in Houdini's lost daughter.
Yes.
How do they walk?
With much difficulty.
You are reliant on mirrors, still water & video-capture devices to see
a reflection/depiction of your physiognomy. Additionally, you'll
NEVER be able to touch your right elbow with your right hand.
The hurricane is coming to choke the rivers with 15 million bloated
corpses. The vultures shall descend upon the wasted lands of Flori-
da to render the carrion of *** Floridians into mounds of bird ****.
Oct 8 · 32
President Garfield
Come here my little helicopter pilotess fake. I have a helicopter payment to make. I'll crimp this metal as a fashion ploy. Your ear lobe will heal like all the ears that calmed me before. It was the septicemia that worried President Garfield. He would've rather taken the piercing over 2 bullets.
Instead of getting matching tattoos on our ******* you decided that
we should exchange kidneys to demonstrate to the world our *****-
swappin' love that conceals us in **** bags sent from heaven above.
Oct 8 · 18
Wang Yue
Atheism (sans quotation marks) is an impossible position/predicament for sentient Beings. Humans (and alien humanoids) must delude themselves in order to assert that the faculties of men are the be-all & end-all of measure in assessing infinity. [Atheism is a long walk through Turdville. Pray for **** Yue...]
**** Yue, also known as "Little Yue Yue," was a two-year-old Chinese girl who was run over by two vehicles on the afternoon of 13 October 2011 in a narrow road in Foshan, Guangdong. As she lay bleeding on the road for more than seven minutes, at least 18 passers-by skirted around her body, ignoring her. She was eventually helped by a female ******* scavenger and sent to a hospital for treatment, but succumbed to her injuries and died eight days later. The closed-circuit television recording of the incident was uploaded onto the Internet, and quickly stirred widespread reaction in China and overseas. Many commentators saw this as indicative of a growing apathy in contemporary Chinese society.[1]
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