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thin is better than fat
tall is better than short
not being bald is better than being bald
a smooth complexion is better than a pocked complexion
young women are more attractive than old women
clean is better than *****
He was noisy before I ate him.
The American Association of Equine Practitioners (AAEP)

Vaccination Guidelines
These guidelines are intended to be a reference for veterinarians who utilize vaccines in their respective practices. They are neither regulations nor directives and should not be interpreted as such. It is the responsibility of attending veterinarians, through an appropriate veterinarian-client-patient relationship, to utilize relevant information coupled with product availability to determine optimal health care programs for their patients.

Based on the professional judgment of those involved with the development of these guidelines, the recommendations for vaccine administration in this document may differ from the manufacturer’s recommendation. However, it is incumbent on each individual practitioner to reach a decision on vaccine usage based on the circumstances of each unique situation and his or her professional experience.

Information provided in these guidelines addresses only those products licensed by the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) for use in horses (including draft and pony breeds). There are limited data regarding the use of vaccines in other equidae (i.e. *****, donkeys, mules, miniature horses, and zebra); vaccination of these animals is at the discretion of the attending veterinarian.
As ½ of humanity withers and founders from malnourishment,
parasites & filth—a small percentage of the other ½  contracts
horrifying insults to their visages via scalpels & silicon
& subcutaneously-administered botulism.
Termites cause lots of damage. Threaten them by saying “Eek, eek,
eek, eek!” If that doesn't work then there's nothing else that you can
do so you may as well burn your house down & sleep in the woods.
I feel patriotic when I am beating my clothing clean on rocks in the
river or when I'm taking a synthetic vitamin-K shot to ***** up my
liver or when I'm gettin' a pap smear to make my *** ****** quiver.
After a popular woman dies the reasons behind
      her popularity are dismissed by the legions of
      less-popular women who have yet to crap out.
   Her love of victory conquered her hatred of defeat.
   My chihuahua likes apples. He has bitten everyone in the
      household, but not strangers as he finds them unappetizing.
   I'm not unhappy, nor disenfranchised. Over-taxed
      by the taxing "authorities"? Yes.
   And yet, surprisingly, Purina doesn't offer salad-flavored kibble.
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