The streets were deserted no vermin in sight
which was rather odd as it was the dead of the night
So I took my chances and ran up the street
my phone made a buzzing , I received a tweet
We're watching you matey and you may find this funny
We're social media scammer so just give us your money
Tap in these numbers and transfer from your account
we won't take it all just a princely amount
The transaction is complete and because you haven't put up a fight
we bid you farewell, sucker, enjoy the rest of your night
Scammers can rob you from the safety of their own home.