#woody
~for Woody’s pilgrimage, his exodus to Egypt~
I’m the mother of your maidenhead.
I’m the widow engorged in Ganges flames,
seeded, raised, in the coal pit born we were,
first mined, sent cross country by red rusted freight
car to the birth sac where we came~conceived.
simple, your beginning, is our end, they could
not never cut this cord tween us with an instrument
of hardened steel, cause it was god-birthed in a
steel furnace in the three river city, where we were
molten formed, fired woman, fired man, too-blackened.
you say come worship me, but I cannot, we are too
samed; the flesh of metal, the black blood of a mountain
seam, if we were to worship in our own imagery,
a sin, of ten commandment status, not a trifling,
imagine, a golden calf, an idol of our own making,
what glorious fury’d consequential if I bent knee to
love an undulating woman, a violation of volition,
between us, there can be never, the tangential of free will.
11:18pm Sat Jul 11
Jul 11, 2020
Jul 11, 2020 at 11:31 PM UTC
At every bar on the shore
till I can't drink no more
young ladies svelte and so tanned
they wink and they smile
with eyes that beguile
like the tides rolling in
to the strand
Jimmy Buffett would say
every hour today
is five o'clock in the world
every shot of cane ***
my max and my sum
every wave every surfer has curled
So out in the eve
too somehow believe
the ladies and women desire
to give me a spin
and hope I give in
as mayhap my woody
acquire
Feb 27, 2019
Feb 27, 2019 at 3:34 PM UTC
Underwear are too tight
they bind me
every single night
I'll awake
my nuts at stake
soprano just common
ache
So I'll pray and plead
every time she's in neeeeeed
Won't be, a woody there
never, coming
rooooound
for her......
Jul 5, 2018
Jul 5, 2018 at 4:53 PM UTC
My morning wood
looks **** good
she ain't here
where O where has she gone
why O why, and where
My morning wood
does at it should
hard as it can be
my O my, I think I'll die
or maybe, I'll just get up
and ***
Oct 16, 2017
Oct 16, 2017 at 9:51 AM UTC
****
The only real word that best describes this situation
Used as an insult, for example...
**** you Woody, for making an amazing man
A far better ************* poet than you
Be removed from this site
**** your supporters
And I don't mean those who like his writes
I mean, they're okay
But **** all those who support his alternates
Big Bad Wilf and all that
R, and whatnot
**** them, you do not understand
The capacity of my frustration
That such trolls would exist
In a place as supposedly pure as this
An even bigger ****
Because I no longer have contact with him
Picking off my supporters huh?
Or just going, **** it
Let's shoot down the real "problem" here"
**** you Woody
There is a special pit in Hell
Reserved for your ilk
Just
****
Jul 11, 2016
Jul 11, 2016 at 1:16 AM UTC
You play innocent
You're the one who started this
You think it's acceptable to play with fury
By calling him a *****
I'm sorry Bex
It seems you've been misled
I was a normal caring citizen
Of this fabulous site where I can mend
A helping hand is a healing hand
Or so I first believed
But Woody is bad and gives me reason to write
So I guess looks can deceive
I pity those by his side
He seems respectable, right?
Yet when he calls you a ***** for no reason
Well if not for that, i coulda liked the guy
Nice try Woody. I'm not as stupid as you believe. All I have to do is signout, search my name and then check my activity. Unblock me and take your punishment like a man. You're the real coward here. I'm still in school man, does it feel good to kick a kid in the ribs?
Jul 7, 2016
Jul 7, 2016 at 4:19 AM UTC
You take the worst of me to make the best of you
Piggybacking at it's finest
Congratulations
Add this to YipYap too
Do whatever you want
It's all going "unnoticed" anyways
Jul 7, 2016
Jul 7, 2016 at 12:46 AM UTC
Yeah I get it Woody
You ******* show off
You're a ******* archaeologist
Go dig up a new thing to impress me
So I see you love dogs?
What's a ******* wolf, *****
"Uh I don't know isn't it a canine"
So too is a wolf
You love us?
Come get some
Jul 6, 2016
Jul 6, 2016 at 9:04 AM UTC
"Reach for the stars..."
A pity I can't because
I have a problem to deal with
And I can't be ignorant
I'm going to ask a few questions
If that's okay with you?
You may be saying, "why so nice now?"
Just wait for the abuse
Label this as YipYap,
I don't give a ****
Because I'm a predatory enemy
And you're literally a sitting duck
What I wanna know is,
How do you sleep at night?
Do you tuck your son in
Tell him everything's alright?
"Had a good day on the mean machine
And don't you know it kid,
That I managed, once again,
To be a cancerous little ****
"Apparently I'm starting to sound like
A badly scratched disk
Because punk, **** and woof *****
Are the only things I use to dis."
Like come on man,
At least be creative
Here I am, once again,
Rewriting your narrative
A story to be told
Been three days and it's getting old
Once was a front page hit
But now all copies have been sold
I thought as one grew older
He was supposed to mature
But you keep being worse than me
No sir, you ain't an entrepreneur
You can't construct ****
You just keep repeating
Even when it doesn't work
Your heart keeps pumping and bleeding
You play the pity party a tune
One that's supposed to warn
Everybody else about me
And how my sanity is gone
Go ahead, message my followers
They don't like you
Nobody in their right minds, with this knowledge
Would follow suit
Because you crazy *****
And a ******* funny ****
Tell me how you feel about me,
You ******* little runt!
Call me a woof *****
Do it, it turns me on
That's what I would say if I were you
With my head messed and so wrong
I own every name you throw
I wear them like a mask
So you won't see me coming when I hunt you down
And **** you in the ***
With words I use to ******
Theses words give me some pleasure
There's amusement in torture
It's infinite, a countless measure
Am I that annoying fly to you,
Buzzing around your head?
Like a vulture to carrion
Feeding off the dead?
When you go home tonight
Will you tell your son you're stressed?
Sit on his bed, hands on your head
Saying, **** I've made a mess?"
I want an apology
Honest and sincere
Because in your words I sense no hurt
So keep going, I have no fear
You do not own me,
I'm Ronin Okami
A masterless wolf who owns
A vocabulary army
And we a duo,
Wolfspirit and I
And together we gonna smash you
By dropping from the sky
Surprise!
Jul 6, 2016
Jul 6, 2016 at 4:35 AM UTC
Yeah you, *******
Woody!
If you're gonna get mad at being trolled,
You troll,
Don't you dare take it out on my pack
See?
Now I'm a "woof *****
I was a Phoenix before,
But reincarnation got the better of me this time round
So!
Allons-y, mofongulu!
In case you don't get that, roughly, that's
Later, mother ******
Jul 5, 2016
Jul 5, 2016 at 4:11 AM UTC
When you knock the side of your head,
Is anyone home?
Or is the only response
That dull echo?
As dull and as thick as the ******* who owns it
Buys his comments from others, yeah you loan it
You know it's ****** how I can't even be myself
In virtual reality without being picked on by someone else?!
Do I really threaten you by being an up-and-comer?
Do you run home to your basement, just to tell your mother?
******* your thumb and ******* cousins to forget your troubles
But it never works, I'm always here, you daft ************
I'm a mother ******* ghost and I'mma haunt your soul
Turn stupidity to comedy and swallow it all whole
Make it fresh content, regardless of the consequence
Til you leave me alone, ****** and let me be myself!
You know nothing about me, do they call you Jon Snow?
You know nothing ***** so pack your bags and catch the last bus home
You're just embarrassing yourself, you're a laughing stock
Look at all the comments I made telling you to go **** yourself!
Do you see me now, huh? Am I what you expected?
That "woof ***** who by being himself got himself rejected?
Why can't you appreciate others man, and stop being your lack of brains' slave
And give this **** up before I contemplate digging your grave
Jul 4, 2016
Jul 4, 2016 at 6:13 PM UTC
I'm a poet, beatboxer,
Gamer, Expert procrastinator
Hated
Loved
But not loved by you apparently.
You
Who sits behind the screen like a little *****
Makes your profile private
So I can't respond to things like
"Exactly what I'd expect a 16 year old little ***** to say"
You only make me mad by your nature
Probably a 50 year-old ********* and troll
Who gets off by taunting younger ones
Because he's too much of a **** to pick on someone
His own size and age,
Having no friends or relatives that love him
Nobody that respects the ******* he is
Probably does drugs
Dropped out of school the year he learnt the word ****
Didn't follow much of a lifestyle
Blew kids off for twenty bucks
I mean, money is money
Shares his mothers basement with twelve cousins,
Male and female,
That he ***** on the daily
The only action he really gets
And when they aren't there
Climbs out of his trollhole
To **** with the wrong people
They call me Phoenix
Because I roast beats
And pedophiles
Like yourselves
You got a reaction
Question is,
Was it what you expected?
Jul 4, 2016
Jul 4, 2016 at 4:01 AM UTC