Sitting at a table in a pub with some other people who look really upset, nay 
   aghast at something I've just said
And I have this ventriloquist's Dummy on my 
   knee
His nose is very red as are his ears, even his 
   cheeks have a reddish tint
And he has this crazy wild look on his face
And he's also wearing this funny disjointed jacket which has all these very 
   flamboyant colours on it
Just like the colours of all the Bottles of 
   Spirits hanging over at the Bar

And I'm there and I'm pointing at the Dummy 
   explaining to the other people
"It wasn't me, it was just the Drink talking!".