#vladputin
#*Ain't no cracka-ass Russian gone touch MY **** growled Plebeia as she filed her rhinestone-studded fake fingernails to a deadly edge. She rolled her enormous seething mass to the edge of the sofa and glared, like a feral heifer, at the massive TV screen from which Vladimir P. beamed forth like an avatar of Orthodoxy.
*Y'all betta shut yo' ******* mouth, ***** howled Plebeia.
*All y'all Russian girls so **** UGLY Ima hafta *** me some shades so don't hafta SEE dat nasty ****
Plebeia then gathered her senatorial notes and prepared to present the accusations at the Russian collusion hearings.
May 6, 2018
May 6, 2018 at 1:31 PM UTC
#Yes I , Putin de RAAAS fi tru him a de Ras of Rases. Cantrolling all dem eleckshan widout deteckshan, cyan touch Putin. Him a hack Babylonian komputah worse den cutlass hack di bush inna mi yard. Putin so cool, dem cyan even stop him hack Babylon Supah-bowl. Ras Putin secret Rasta, Ras Putin tru servant of JAH Almighty Rastafari. Vladimir a teach Haile Selassie di Solomonic wisdom, an ting weh mi seh...
Selah....
Mar 16, 2017
Mar 16, 2017 at 8:23 PM UTC