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#vinegarvalentine
Darling, sweetie, treasure, I searched my heart for you. Alas, I found it empty, Like your chat, your charm, your clue. You strut as if you're dazzling, A star! A gem! A prize! But glitter needs some substance, Not just ego in disguise. So take this little valentine, A kiss blown through a sneer. If fabulous were catching, You’d still be nowhere near.
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Feb 13
Feb 13, 2026 at 8:58 AM UTC
A Campy Valentine for the Terminally Unremarkable