I didn't have anything nice to say,
But my lips kept moving anyway.

I am not a violent person,
But I will verbally punch you in the throat.

alexia-lynn-jones

Verbal punch in the throat

"I wish I could fight."
"You can."
"How? I don't know how 
to punch or move."
"You fight with words.
It's called kung fu typing."
"Kung fu typing? 
Did you just make that up? 
Doesn't sound very cool."
"It's not supposed to be.
But if you master it, 
you'll never need to worry 
about not knowing 
how to punch or move."