#ufos
If you ask our NewsMax, America One fueled, republican congressmen
who won the last presidential election - they’ll pretend that they don’t know.
But hey, these are the guys, the “honest brokers” we can trust, to figure out UFOs.
These republicans disavow Trump’s clear treason. If they refuse to follow those clues,
like video captured by the guilty themselves - how can their UFO “hearings” fail to amuse?
It’s a shrewd political distraction, a republican red-herring, to put vague “aliens” in the news
just when Trump's lawyers are figuring out which prison facility he should choose.
In this circus of misinformation, we’re offered unproven decades of government collusion,
heck, we even have that RFK.jr nut insisting that the alien saucers are full of jews.
Of course, the aliens must be from distant galaxies - in their new breed of flying saucers -
why else would they be turning down so many lucrative showbiz offers?
Will it turn out that the cute, little, ET-guys are here conducting interstellar analysis?
Stay tuned. Have the aliens come to eat us - should we be frozen in fearful paralysis?
Or will our republican overlords, so busy removing our freedoms, decide it’s time to save us?
There’s no long proven, scientific fact that the newer, dumber, Republicans haven’t disputed,
maybe the UFOs were sent back from the future, their mission: study primitive human stupid.
Jul 31, 2023
Jul 31, 2023 at 11:24 AM UTC
spirit calls my name as he passes overhead
child cries for mommy 400 years dead
silent disc over trees with faces alive
fireballs falling but never arrive
lights flicker in room 308
unseen occupant says the room is great
numbers , coincidence a daily routine
I've been touched in the dark
if you could see what I've seen
I am terrified and yet drawn near
my curiosity outweighs my fear
they watch me while I'm sleeping
from home to home they follow
they noticed that I noticed them
and without them I am hollow
Aug 22, 2022
Aug 22, 2022 at 1:56 PM UTC
I want to know the the truth
The privileged secrets known by the few
But they say it's better this way
A light in the dark
A hint of ignorant bliss on the wind
But what do I know?
I'm a everyday fool
I sing in the rain
I feel nice and safe
Or so I'm told anyway
I'm a no name
They laugh in my face
They dance on my grave
The ending's the same
It will all be ok
Such and such #strong
Remain calm and carry on
I'll guess I'll play along...
For now anyway
Aug 19, 2020
Aug 19, 2020 at 7:11 PM UTC
Green the Martians
Fly the lights
UFOs the distance
Stars and lights
Jan 22, 2020
Jan 22, 2020 at 12:32 AM UTC
A galaxy of light
Stars to look at like
Universe to see
Out there our galaxy...
Jan 21, 2020
Jan 21, 2020 at 8:18 PM UTC
Like a star from afar
Under moons aliens
A ufo to the Martian Galaxy
The Earth what maybe
Copyright 2019 Joyce Joadiyce
Aug 28, 2019
Aug 28, 2019 at 9:52 PM UTC
Here a star there a moon
The universe of out there
Martians over there an alien
Light years to the galaxy
Copyright 2019 Joyce Joadiyce
Aug 28, 2019
Aug 28, 2019 at 9:44 PM UTC
The stars
The extra-terrestrials
Out of the galaxy behind the moons
There coming and going in ufos aliens
You may share my poems
Copyright 2019 Joyce Joadiyce
Aug 28, 2019
Aug 28, 2019 at 9:41 PM UTC
Extra-terrestrial where for out thou r
Hidden so well among the stars our universe
So, stars filled with life where at the aliens
The possibilities for ufos exploring the earthlings galaxy
You may share my poems
Copyright 2019 Joyce Joadiyce
Aug 28, 2019
Aug 28, 2019 at 9:36 PM UTC
Martians of stars too
Earthlings far the planet
Moons and stars the ufos sparkle
Worlds of outerspace where aliens
Copyright 2019 Joyce Joadiyce
Aug 28, 2019
Aug 28, 2019 at 9:26 PM UTC
Galaxies afar way out in outer space stars
They hide so very well from humans
Visiting often to Earth's front door
Making schemes in ufos out of the locals
You may share my poems
Aug 28, 2019
Aug 28, 2019 at 9:21 PM UTC
Planet Earth ours for Earthlings
The extraterrestrials the galaxy
Looking up the aliens see our Earth
A ufo for the out there universe
Aug 28, 2019
Aug 28, 2019 at 9:18 PM UTC
Whichever the galaxy an alien
Everywhere stars many planets
Earthlings see dots our home the 3rd rock
A ufo up above maybe comes looks
Copyright 2019 Joyce Joadiyce
Aug 22, 2019
Aug 22, 2019 at 8:44 PM UTC
I'm a little alien up from where
I came to Earth to look there
In my ufo you see the Earthling
To moons your of in galaxy like Martian!!!
Copyright 2019 Joyce Joadiyce
Aug 22, 2019
Aug 22, 2019 at 8:39 PM UTC
That little alien told me he could
Come to our Earth in his ufos half a second
Leave without making a sound
The locals wonder them Martians up above the ground
You may share my poems
Copyright 2018 Joyce Joadiyce
Aug 22, 2019
Aug 22, 2019 at 8:35 PM UTC
Planets, stars Martian aliens
Quite a commotion they come just one
The locals watch twinkling dots there from
Visits to our Earth just passing along???
You may share my poems
Copyright 2018 Joyce Joadiyce
Aug 22, 2019
Aug 22, 2019 at 8:18 PM UTC
UFOs spiral figure-8s around
pillars erected by watchful eyes
above a sheet of unwatchful worms
beneath a blanket of hyperwatchful stars
between a hyperlapse of comets eternal
faith isn't a constant,
god is the internet
Apr 27, 2018
Apr 27, 2018 at 5:45 PM UTC
I like the clear country nights .
Stars are countless points of light.
I once saw two red halos
Like wheels of fire in the sky.
Sep 22, 2017
Sep 22, 2017 at 2:45 AM UTC
The New Mexico sky is alive,
redder than a child’s wagon on a dusty front lawn
and the stars blink like forgotten Christmas lightswhile constellations shift, dissatisfied with their placements, sending ripples through mythology with every new shape they make.
We have blankets and enough hope among us
to keep the morning star burning above the far hills—
I am flanked by mountainous profiles;
the crag of a nose, the devastating valley of a lip.
We are wondering if someone out there could read our thoughts
if someone would take an interest in what puts our bodies together.
Misguided, we gaze upward.
It’s crazy to believe we’re alone in the universe, someone says,
and I smile into my shoulder, considering,
of all things,
space:
the starry unknown
between fingers and words.
Jan 17, 2016
Jan 17, 2016 at 4:48 AM UTC
We're treating our world
Like a retreating army:
The invaders won't survive.
Jul 17, 2015
Jul 17, 2015 at 6:54 PM UTC
Do people ever truly lose there mind or were they always ******* bat **** to begin with?
I believe half this earth is run by insane people most of which have way to much power and far to little sense .
The ******* radio is a great example ever listen modern music ?
You know that **** that doesn't require any talent to preform just a record player and some half wit to rap along with so you can have a remix yes country music is vile enough let alone throw in a nerd that would **** if he got his thirty thousand dollar sneakers ***** once are made in some sweatshop for ten cents a pop yeah how ******* fashionable .
And remember when you had to play a ******* instrument to have a record out?
Yeah I'm so old fashioned I mean sure kids wear all the shirts to half the bands I grew up with and have no ******* clue who the bands are but yes the world is stupid and you wonder why I drink.
Just like people who believe the world really gives a **** there having a bad day # who gives a **** Twitter is for stupid ***** and celebrities who have as much depth as a public toilet but are far less clean.
People always read me and believe I am this nice easy going goofy drunken ******* who only lives to make them laugh and talk about ******* well who doesn't like ******* there awesome.
Hey Gonz do you like kids ?
No I don't !
Why ?
Cause they always annoy the **** out of me when I'm trying to sleep off a good ****** in the park really whatever happened to letting the TV raise them hey I look at me I didn't turn out so.
Umm well okay so I'm a little ****** up .
Hey do you ever get tired of being funny or find it hard to come up with new things to pick on?
Well just watch the evening news for a second and head down to the local bar or that gate of hell Wal-Mart and look at all those weirdo's who believe they have to buy **** just cause its on sale yeah sure why not buy two hundred rolls of toilet paper cause you never know when the world may end and the zombie apocalypse will begin .
Newsflash when the world does cease to exist you probably will to and when your starving to death or being burned alive I really doubt that wiping your *** is going to be your top priority .
And we already live amongst zombies there called yuppies and those I phone twitter loving instagram *********** are ******* everywhere and driving while doing all this **** so pick your head up and watch out!!!
I recently was on a little road trip and while in Evansville Indiana as me and my head cheerleader were riding around the city late at night we were ran into by a young and brainless little **** who admitted she was texting and driving and as I sat there waiting for officer fat **** to arrive to give this cyber **** a ticket .
Yes Indiana it's slogan should be hey are you ******* lost?
Yeah I know I'm a real people person .
Anyways as I sat there viewing what looked like babe Ruth in a bullet proof vest hand out a ticket as he sweat out gravy I had to question with fifty lares of flesh for padding was there really a need for the vest?
They say when you go insane it's hard to truly rejoin society .
But honestly after looking at half the strung out loony toon's that are considered normal why the **** would you ever care to be part of there brain dead **** storm ?
And since when did the news care what was popular on ******* You tube?
Todays top stories the worlds on the verge of self destruction, A man kidnapped a child ***** her for several years has five kids with her but later on that right now let's check out this cute cat video.
yes the worlds obsessed with ***** .
And you thought it was just me.
And why do teachers now all **** there students and where were these horney ******* when I was going to school.
Yeah having to settle for a hand job from the janitor just wasn't the same.
Although he did have a fantastic grip I'm kidding.
And why do people even own TV's duh cause books are to much like work but hey remember to buy mine cause it has plenty of pictures yeah what isn't poetic about ****
Yes I can imagine what the great writers from the past would think of the new bestsellers.
Who doesn't like books about gay *** wizards and **** vampires that glimmer in the light yeah I didn't read it duh I saw the movie dumb ***
yeah you may laugh but whatever got my sixteen year old girlfriend in the mood was alright by me I'm kidding again she was twenty one at the time least that's what her fake Id said.
Yeah least I'm not as bad as Micheal Jackson cause I'm actually alive that is duh.
Yeah he didn't have issues he just a ******* amusement park in his back yard .
Me I'd prefer a strip club or maybe a mall yeah don't ask.
Common sense nowadays it makes people laugh and the key to humor is always truth people are all ****** up hell just look at me I'm truly insane I own my own bar I get paid to write I do stand up for free drinks but honestly would you really want me doing anything else?
Attention this is your captain speaking umm look I really don't know how to put this but I forgot to gas up before we left so looks like were all going to die as we crash into the earth and burn to death.
Yeah my bad .
But hey I want to thank you all for flying delta and please remember the do not smoking light is on yeah sure your probably going to be busted into a million pieces but heaven forbid the ***** next to you catches a whiff of smoke before he dies.
Loosen the **** up cause your not going to live forever .
People are so uptight afraid to say **** or disagree with each other cause we all need to think alike like a bunch of ******* lemmings.
I grew up around backwoods rednecks I lived in the city slept in the ******* street okay there's no difference in people except real ******* people aren't scared to **** others off they are who they are and if you like them great and if you don't then **** off life's to dam short to sweat the ******** and this high school mentality needs to truly get ****** the worlds messed up so embrace it .
Like me, Hate me at least you never have to guess what I really think .
Stay crazy kids cause the normal ***** of this life are usually total closet freaks who **** hookers on the side and make bombs in grandmas kitchen .
It's a shame cause a good ****** is a terrible a terrible thing to waste.
Well hamsters until next time this has been your bartender for life with your friendly perverted public service announcement we now return you to your regular scheduled program right smack in the middle so you wont know what the **** happened cause we can nah nah.
And if I somehow offended you please fell free to write to.
Gonzo's complaint department in care of .
105 It's called a ******* joke way .
Cheers Gonzo
Aug 26, 2014
Aug 26, 2014 at 2:14 AM UTC