#tylenol
You think you know because you read something on the internet
And your wife’s best friend’s cousin knows someone with it
So you have all the answers and cannot be wrong
Dave down the pub reckons it is all a scam and really they are just a bit thick
And he knows because he is Dave and Dave knows **** especially when seven pints in (God he is ******* funny; what a legend)
We are the problem with the world
The world that is only for the entrepreneur
Not the ones who see through the smokescreen
Wanting to give love to everyone, using intimidating genders and pronouns, instead of glorifying the economies of scale
But they are the snake oil salespeople
So go back to your cave of gossip and rumours; evolution has stalled for you
Genuflecting at the feet of those paid influencers who tell you how to live your life with fictitious remedies of being
Leaving us to mop up your mess
Too ******* stupid, too ******* greedy to save the earth
Too ******* stupid, too ******* greedy to end poverty
Too ******* stupid, too ******* greedy to accept
Too
*******
Stupid
You
Greedy
****
Sep 28, 2025
Sep 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM UTC
father awakened
beckoned by bathroom in night
his death approaching like headlights in
rear-view
in cars he careened into cornfields so
long ago
in women he obsessed over
poured over while rolling tea
in records he flips through
languidly
suffering alone, retracting into song
crucifix still hung over his jaded bedpost
lotion still sits on by his bed
where he lay debased and tempted
by nothing
while his house breaths fissures
and crumbles
where his legacy sits truncated and dusted
in books of song
carpet collecting impressionistic stains
stove top counting days with soot
medicine cabinet reminds of his frivolous
youth
when he was foolish and paid bills
before he was afraid to climb his creaking
stairs
before he delivered flowers to the funeral
home
before the acetaminophen ate his soul
May 14, 2019
May 14, 2019 at 6:33 PM UTC
Bright kid
Straight A's
Always quiet as a mouse
But nowadays it seems she can barely even leave her house
Can't breathe
Can't speak
Can't even walk down the street without help
The doctors don't know what her body is doing to itself
"Go there
Take that
Pull her from this, this, and that"
Late nights
No sleep
Is barely able to eat
There's something wrong
They know it's true
"The symptoms just aren't there," they say, "Where's the proof?"
Work piling up
Quizzes missed
How is she expected to finish all of this?
"Coughing?
Wheezing?"
"All of the above
Not to mention a killer headache
and a bit of a stomach bug"
"There's no temperature yet,
So all we can do
Is give her some Tylenol with Codeine
And see if it's just the flu"
Bright kid
Hardly an A in sight
Always quiet as a mouse
Except for at night
Nov 21, 2017
Nov 21, 2017 at 10:37 AM UTC