#twits
Sung to the tune of Monty Python : Accountancy Shanty
Wander away (what Idiots say)
Wander away (what Idiots say)
I wonder if they ever ponder
In their mental-less, complacency
To somehow comprehend a common blunder
Sailing the stormy depths, of the Idiocy
Passing the wrecks, of one another
And see if it's real, in commonality
Watching their da's and brothers
Flounder and succumb, to the Idiocy
Mental lapses, not really sneaking
Playing at a wild hypocrisy
Not comprehending boats-a-leaking
Stormy waves, out on the wild Idiocy
Wander away
Jan 20, 2025
Jan 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM UTC
Yes, they're so special
stop signs, don't apply
special special special
forced merge? no, there's no need to try
Mr/Mrs special
mistakes communal things
missing their turn, no concern
they'll force the problem off
on me or you
Super super special
cart parked center isle
bending down making sure
no one, no how, gets by
Snowflake kinda special
unique and ******* deeds
all must bend or yield
getting what they want
fulfilling every need
What if, we set deny?
and look them in the eye
mouthing words, obscenities
as our carts and cars
go bye
(I practice this now and again, it is satisfying, just pointless :\)
Aug 23, 2019
Aug 23, 2019 at 4:30 PM UTC
I guess there's consolation
as much as there can be
thumbs down on my comments
they have to read it, don't you see?
So I'll take away a positive
comment derided and/or cursed
trolls and their ilk defeated
having done their worst
A small and simple matter
as majority has rule
a read for all the poetry I like
from simple twits, and fools
May 30, 2019
May 30, 2019 at 1:11 PM UTC
I know I won't get to all
but ****** I'm gonna try
thumb up to every comment
up until the day I die
I can't react to every line and word
but ****** I can try
thumbs up to ever poet/poetess
maybe no one has, to cry
I'm just a singularity
but ****** all too hell
we, as a community
stand up, and hear the yell
I'm not you, and you're not me
but when you see thumbs down
chime in with words and thumbs
chase the trolls, outta HP town
Aug 20, 2018
Aug 20, 2018 at 9:20 AM UTC
A troll is a troll is a troll
pain is their guidance their goal
no heart and really no soul
A troll is a troll, is a troll
Trolling for trolls is a sport
they've no ***** or need for a court
sparring with slow sad retorts
A troll is trolling, for sport
A troll is a troll, is a troll
that's just how they slither and roll
mind and heart with large holes
A troll, is a troll, is a troll
No pity that I can surrender
on this simple poetry ******
never I'll be, a defender
A troll, is a troll
is a troll
May 17, 2018
May 17, 2018 at 8:55 PM UTC
Computers are easy, people are hard
co-workers need brains, most of them tards
I do as I can, completing my work
god knows that I try, the managers, jerks
Fools on the road, should get out of the way
idiots, tools, the games that they play
they're slowing down, then speeding back up
spilling the coffee from out of my cup
Talking on phone with techy support
stuck in a queue, with nasty retorts
running a script designed for a twit
intellect lost, I'm throwing a fit
It's been said, stupid won't fix
taking our lumps, and taking our licks
populations now, far past the brink
surrounded by a-hos, and none of them think
Jan 17, 2018
Jan 17, 2018 at 9:26 AM UTC
I'm always amazed, at the audacity
of politicians, and twisted fools
creating what they think we need
like a bunch of useless tools
Traffic is a problem, just about, everywhere
here in Austin town, here's how they would repair
More bicycle stations, *** is what I said
how will that relieve the stress'
and alleviate, traffic woes within our head?
People move here, at well over 100, every day
they all have cars, that they put on the road
getting in the way
So the perfect solution, that our Council will expound
is put more bikes in proximity
that's how we'll get around
I'll admit, that I don't vote
participate in government
the point seems moot and rote
my monies, always been misspent
If we lived in Europe, where it's been for many years
I wouldn't fear for bicyclists, like I do right here
The logic escapes me, and builds upon my doubts
are they paying for our bicycles, so we can get about?
paying for insurance, when some car hits, and knocks us out?
Jun 23, 2017
Jun 23, 2017 at 11:49 AM UTC
A slip of tongue.......on deaf ears
Moments passing.......as would years
A lighthouse..........standing unmanned
Skyscrapers...........of straw and sand
A battle of words......with idiots
Fields of blood.........by patriots
A fight on graft........per foolish twits
Unarmed men.......sans all wits
A demon's wants.....destroying dreams
Politic bodies.........advancing schemes
A war on drugs........by cartels
On a slow train........bound for hell
Mar 29, 2017
Mar 29, 2017 at 11:09 AM UTC