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Sung to the tune of Monty Python : Accountancy Shanty Wander away (what Idiots say) Wander away (what Idiots say) I wonder if they ever ponder In their mental-less, complacency To somehow comprehend a common blunder Sailing the stormy depths, of the Idiocy Passing the wrecks, of one another And see if it's real, in commonality Watching their da's and brothers Flounder and succumb, to the Idiocy   Mental lapses, not really sneaking Playing at a wild hypocrisy Not comprehending boats-a-leaking Stormy waves, out on the wild Idiocy Wander away
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Jan 20, 2025
Jan 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM UTC
On The Great Idiocy (sorry Monty Python)
Yes, they're so special stop signs, don't apply special special special forced merge? no, there's no need to try Mr/Mrs special mistakes communal things missing their turn, no concern they'll force the problem off on me or you Super super special cart parked center isle bending down making sure no one, no how, gets by Snowflake kinda special unique and ******* deeds all must bend or yield getting what they want fulfilling every need What if, we set deny? and look them in the eye mouthing words, obscenities as our carts and cars go bye (I practice this now and again, it is satisfying, just pointless :\)
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Aug 23, 2019
Aug 23, 2019 at 4:30 PM UTC
Ohhh so special (in a little bus way)
I guess there's consolation as much as there can be thumbs down on my comments they have to read it, don't you see? So I'll take away a positive comment derided and/or cursed trolls and their ilk defeated having done their worst A small and simple matter as majority has rule a read for all the poetry I like from simple twits, and fools
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May 30, 2019
May 30, 2019 at 1:11 PM UTC
Sometimes a negative, is a positive
I know I won't get to all but ****** I'm gonna try thumb up to every comment up until the day I die I can't react to every line and word but ****** I can try thumbs up to ever poet/poetess maybe no one has, to cry I'm just a singularity but ****** all too hell we, as a community stand up, and hear the yell I'm not you, and you're not me but when you see thumbs down chime in with words and thumbs chase the trolls, outta HP town
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Aug 20, 2018
Aug 20, 2018 at 9:20 AM UTC
Remove Thumbs Down Eliot, It's a troll tool :(
A troll is a troll is a troll pain is their guidance their goal no heart and really no soul A troll is a troll, is a troll Trolling for trolls is a sport they've no ***** or need for a court sparring with slow sad retorts A troll is trolling, for sport A troll is a troll, is a troll that's just how they slither and roll mind and heart with large holes A troll, is a troll, is a troll No pity that I can surrender on this simple poetry ****** never I'll be, a defender A troll, is a troll is a troll
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May 17, 2018
May 17, 2018 at 8:55 PM UTC
Pity, they don't know
Computers are easy, people are hard co-workers need brains, most of them tards I do as I can, completing my work god knows that I try, the managers, jerks Fools on the road, should get out of the way idiots, tools, the games that they play they're slowing down, then speeding back up spilling the coffee from out of my cup Talking on phone with techy support stuck in a queue, with nasty retorts running a script designed for a twit intellect lost, I'm throwing a fit It's been said, stupid won't fix taking our lumps, and taking our licks populations now, far past the brink surrounded by a-hos, and none of them think
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Jan 17, 2018
Jan 17, 2018 at 9:26 AM UTC
There are more of them, than there is of us
I'm always amazed, at the audacity of politicians, and twisted fools creating what they think we need like a bunch of useless tools Traffic is a problem, just about, everywhere here in Austin town, here's how they would repair More bicycle stations, *** is what I said how will that relieve the stress' and alleviate, traffic woes within our head? People move here, at well over 100, every day they all have cars, that they put on the road getting in the way So the perfect solution, that our Council will expound is put more bikes in proximity that's how we'll get around I'll admit, that I don't vote participate in government the point seems moot and rote my monies, always been misspent If we lived in Europe, where it's been for many years I wouldn't fear for bicyclists, like I do right here The logic escapes me, and builds upon my doubts are they paying for our bicycles, so we can get about? paying for insurance, when some car hits, and knocks us out?
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Jun 23, 2017
Jun 23, 2017 at 11:49 AM UTC
ATX + traffic relief = bicycle
A slip of tongue.......on deaf ears Moments passing.......as would years A lighthouse..........standing unmanned Skyscrapers...........of straw and sand A battle of words......with idiots Fields of blood.........by patriots A fight on graft........per foolish twits Unarmed men.......sans all wits A demon's wants.....destroying dreams Politic bodies.........advancing schemes A war on drugs........by cartels On a slow train........bound for hell
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Mar 29, 2017
Mar 29, 2017 at 11:09 AM UTC
You sure, this is the way?