I went to my bathroom, to drop a ***** load
but I couldn't seal the deal
the toilet was occupied, by the toad, in my commode

I told my family, beware, and keep it stowed
we're going to have to deal with
the giant toad, in our commode

I grabbed a plastic bag, adhering to the manly code
ensnaring the reptilian invader
the humongous toad, in our porcelain, commode

Rushing to the front door, and expelling in panic mode
out upon the  perfect yard, and freshly mow'd lawn
the ginormous toad
is now, toadally
finally, forever
gone

Toadally unexpected

my  hound dog
she don't love me
she just loves
my
 fingers of cheese