#tongue-in-cheek
we were deeply in love
my new girlfriend and I
and we sat under the trees
in the open fields in the starlight
and she whispered to me:
"Will things ever change?"
And I whispered back, as I nibbled at her ears:
"Nothing will ever change, sweetheart"
*Then she got pregnant
and everything changed*
I changed my address, my work
my phone number and my email address
my routine and my weekend haunts -
everything changed
Nov 4, 2014
Nov 4, 2014 at 1:35 AM UTC
My talented tongue
Auditions for the lead role
In your sold out show.
Jul 4, 2014
Jul 4, 2014 at 3:58 PM UTC