We paid, through the nose, I'm sure
complete business bathroom renovation
they took us through the tour
providing, alcohol libations

The stone tile was super perfect
it had that new tile, sheen
it covered all the surfaces
the cost per sqft, obscene

Upon the final inspection
as chunks, expelled or blowed
on the very last selections
my knees down, at the commode

I just don't understand
granite, upon the counters, walls
they kept all the used toilet seats
from the previous, older stalls