Can I have your attention please!?
FuckBoi Academy is now accepting applications!
We have a variety of classes for you to choose from...

Ghosting 101
and How to Communicate Poorly 203
As well as It's Not My Fault, It's Yours 207

Just a few of the basics for you young men to learn how to be the ultimate ******

There's Ignore Her 102
Act Like a Child 301
and How to Never Fully Commit 211

After taking these courses your on your way to a full blown *******

Try Tinder 405
Saturdays are for The Boys 413
and lastly How to Lose the Girl 430

When you're 40 and alone we'll send you your diploma!