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No, I don't think you understand how rare it is for me to like you To just find you attractive because that is fairly common for me But actually like you like you Because those are two very different things Attraction and affection No, I meant Affection It should be capitalized What I mean is I don't like ALOT of things Seriously I’m freaking negative I am the queen of all pessimism I don't like: Bad grammar When people pronounce words wrong People who say Pacifically instead of Specifically Overly optimistic people Example:(Oh your family is in thousands of dollars of debt your sister just killed herself and your boyfriend just cheated on you with your mom and you're pregnant with the baby of the guy who got you drunk and slept with you without your sober permission who happens to have just moved to Asia to escape having to care for you and his baby? Well, you have your health!) –stab- The number 9 it sounds like it’s on the edge of something. I hate wishy- washy numbers that don’t go all the way. Resolve to ten already!!! Movies where there is a completely impossible happy ending thanks to spontaneous magic Apple juice Most flowers Pink (the color) The Sun The month of April Girls who don’t know how to wear pants. Or a shirt. Seriously. Those aren’t shorts. That’s just a belt that ***** at being a belt. People who try to ****** me People who freak out at me when I try to ****** them Mondays Tuesdays Wednesdays Thursdays Fridays Saturdays Sundays F!CKING MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS When people pronounce french words WRONG PEOPLE who pronounce french words wrong Reality TV Holidays that don't even get you a day off from school Ducks that are yellow. THEY DON’T EXIST the bath toy company is LYING TO YOU Sticky hands The color yellow The color orange Colors that just seem too… happy. It makes me want to light them on fire. And impale them. Obnoxious hair colors Girls who wear jeans and skirts simultaneously Overly colorful rainbows When people talk into your ear and you can feel their warm breath. Being drenched in water Character or word limits Signs When I get all disappointed because I dreamed someone I hated got hit by lightning and it doesn’t come true When I wish really REALLY hard on a star but it just doesn’t come true. Then I have to go and fill the grave I had all dug up for them. Plastic hangers Man, I HATE plastic hangers Walking Running Standing Any kind of action that doesn’t include limply lying around When I look at someone with extreme loathing and they don’t spontaneously combust. It’s very sad. Raisins When you THINK it’s a chocolate chip cookie and it turns out to be raisins. MAIN REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES! But, I do like you. That’s saying something. I LIKE YOU. Really. Honest. But you don’t realize how rare that is. :P …God, I’m so violent. I should have that looked at... Well, there's your positivity for the day
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Nov 16, 2014
Nov 16, 2014 at 10:23 PM UTC
ember-evanescent
The Rareness of Me Liking You (Things I HATE)
No, I don't think you understand how rare it is for me to like you To just find you attractive because that is fairly common for me But actually like you like you Because those are two very different things Attraction and affection No, I meant Affection It should be capitalized What I mean is I don't like ALOT of things Seriously I’m freaking negative I am the queen of all pessimism I don't like: Bad grammar When people pronounce words wrong People who say Pacifically instead of Specifically Overly optimistic people Example:(Oh your family is in thousands of dollars of debt your sister just killed herself and your boyfriend just cheated on you with your mom and you're pregnant with the baby of the guy who got you drunk and slept with you without your sober permission who happens to have just moved to Asia to escape having to care for you and his baby? Well, you have your health!) –stab- The number 9 it sounds like it’s on the edge of something. I hate wishy- washy numbers that don’t go all the way. Resolve to ten already!!! Movies where there is a completely impossible happy ending thanks to spontaneous magic Apple juice Most flowers Pink (the color) The Sun The month of April Girls who don’t know how to wear pants. Or a shirt. Seriously. Those aren’t shorts. That’s just a belt that ***** at being a belt. People who try to ****** me People who freak out at me when I try to ****** them Mondays Tuesdays Wednesdays Thursdays Fridays Saturdays Sundays F!CKING MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS When people pronounce french words WRONG PEOPLE who pronounce french words wrong Reality TV Holidays that don't even get you a day off from school Ducks that are yellow. THEY DON’T EXIST the bath toy company is LYING TO YOU Sticky hands The color yellow The color orange Colors that just seem too… happy. It makes me want to light them on fire. And impale them. Obnoxious hair colors Girls who wear jeans and skirts simultaneously Overly colorful rainbows When people talk into your ear and you can feel their warm breath. Being drenched in water Character or word limits Signs When I get all disappointed because I dreamed someone I hated got hit by lightning and it doesn’t come true When I wish really REALLY hard on a star but it just doesn’t come true. Then I have to go and fill the grave I had all dug up for them. Plastic hangers Man, I HATE plastic hangers Walking Running Standing Any kind of action that doesn’t include limply lying around When I look at someone with extreme loathing and they don’t spontaneously combust. It’s very sad. Raisins When you THINK it’s a chocolate chip cookie and it turns out to be raisins. MAIN REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES! But, I do like you. That’s saying something. I LIKE YOU. Really. Honest. But you don’t realize how rare that is. :P …God, I’m so violent. I should have that looked at... Well, there's your positivity for the day
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