#thereisasquidonyourface
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I
FOUND
SOMETHING
AND
DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT SOMETHING WAS?
it was a GRAYPE!!!!
I **** AT SPELLING
YEY!!!!
I'M HIGH ON GRAPES!!!
OMFG GRAPES
I HAVE JUST WASTED ABOUT 10 SECONDS OF YOUR TIME THAT YOU CAN NEVER GET BACK SO I APOLOGIZE FOR-OSTRICH ATTACK!!!!!
IT STOLE MY GRAPE!
AHHHHH FLASHBACKS!
muffin.
Nov 27, 2014
Nov 27, 2014 at 2:55 PM UTC
Education is important
Even for a sloth
Except I learn different things
Like what can **** you
And what can poison you
And how to survive a wild, non-adhesified animal attack
And stuff
I think that is more important
Than Math or Science
Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 2:13 PM UTC
Not sure how it happened.
I was just walking (well crawling)
And SUDDENLY!
This tree got stuck in my hair. (on my back)
It is rather difficult to move now.
Actually I think I am stuck
It's a pretty big tree
And there is a slight possibility that it may still be in the ground.
I don't like this tree.
It *****
Grr.
Rawr.
Growl.
Hiss.
Nov 21, 2014
Nov 21, 2014 at 2:08 PM UTC