I no longer watch
*The Tonight Show,*
Can't stand his auto ********
He *Loves* them all,
They're *Fantasatic* and *Great*,
They're all *The Best;*
And on his *A List!*
But let's be serious,
They're just entertainers.

His *Pros and Cons*
Are so predictable,
The *Superlatives*
Are quite despicable.

I miss Mike and Merv and Phil
(Not Dr. Phil... he's a pill),
And Geraldo and Jerry,
Like Heckle and Jeckle,
Gave us our daytime fill.
Sally and Montel did well,
Like Ricki, **** and Arsenio,
Carson, Dave and Jay Leno.
They surpassed the late night swill
Of Jimmy's mono-drivel.