#swearengen
either al must've
got god or dolly stuck her
thumb back up his ***
Apr 8, 2015
Apr 8, 2015 at 12:53 AM UTC
how 'bout the canoe?
did you know that that had been
fuckin' invented?
Apr 1, 2015
Apr 1, 2015 at 12:02 AM UTC
what if that's the door
to our joint? what's that make the
X's? murderers
Mar 26, 2015
Mar 26, 2015 at 2:24 PM UTC
an opinion
solicited ain't equal
to one freely voiced
Mar 25, 2015
Mar 25, 2015 at 11:19 PM UTC
he's dying and he's
makin' a **** of himself
why go on with that?
Mar 25, 2015
Mar 25, 2015 at 10:21 PM UTC
pain or damage don't
end the world, stand it like a
man and give some back
Mar 25, 2015
Mar 25, 2015 at 12:28 AM UTC
you have no ******
idea how badly you're
fuckin' boring me
Mar 24, 2015
Mar 24, 2015 at 11:56 PM UTC
let's leave it alone
i am stupidest when I
try to be funny
Mar 24, 2015
Mar 24, 2015 at 11:52 PM UTC
ah, declining years!
my latest blessing's a horse
apple up my ***
Mar 22, 2015
Mar 22, 2015 at 8:01 PM UTC
that's what the **** life
is - just one vile fuckin' task
after another
Mar 21, 2015
Mar 21, 2015 at 12:40 PM UTC
I'm so fuckin' glad
I trusted you, Johnny, to
Go out and buy meat
Mar 20, 2015
Mar 20, 2015 at 7:17 PM UTC
God bless those poor souls
also, pussy's half price the
next fifteen minutes
Mar 7, 2015
Mar 7, 2015 at 5:35 PM UTC
Who? Wu? No, who! Jews?
No, you ignorant fuckin'
***** Juice! Not Jews, juice!
Mar 19, 2015
Mar 19, 2015 at 11:52 PM UTC
you ain't the center
of the universe, don't that
lead you to despair?
Mar 19, 2015
Mar 19, 2015 at 11:46 PM UTC