#swamy
Which came first?
Kodfather questioned
Feeling
Philosophically intelligent
An egg or a chick?
A circle has
Swamy Downey replied
Nonchalantly
No beginning
Jun 10, 2016
Jun 10, 2016 at 6:38 AM UTC
Stone Swamy Downey to death
Roared the Kodfather
Amidst the mob
Hooded, stamping his feet on the ground.
Dust was flickering all over the air
He has
No fear
No pain
No guilt
Kodfather blasted out words.
He spat the cigarette **** out
His is a free mind
'T cannot be ruled
If he survives
We are doomed
Took the mouse from the plate before him
Cut its head with a scissors.
Blood pouring from
the innocent creature's remains
'T was dropped
Assassinate his character
That's enough of an excuse
Mar 10, 2016
Mar 10, 2016 at 10:29 AM UTC
There is no such thing
As free lunch
Said Swamy Downey
And
There is no such thing
As free server
SIRI said
Wise girl
Swamy Downey approved
Oct 22, 2015
Oct 22, 2015 at 12:14 AM UTC
Swamy Downey was passing by
The table where SIRI was lecturing about love
To her friends on a meal
Suddenly,
You know why
Love is said to be the positive force?
Asked Swamy Downey
Because people buy iPhones
For the love of Apple
Replied SIRI Haughtily
Thus spake Swamy Downey
Love is composed of light
It lights up the souls
It removes darkness
When darkness disappears
You can see the right path
Feb 11, 2015
Feb 11, 2015 at 1:30 AM UTC
Kodfather was a young adult
At the time this story begins
He went to a tea shop
with one of his followers
Started debate
with few of the fellow
Tea-toddlers
and was virtually
unbeatable
Impressed with his oratory skills
One man asked
How old are you Kod?
Dunno sir
But one thing
My mother said once
When my sister was born
"You are three years older than her Pizzie"
For she loves pizza
Thirteen years passed since
So I must be
Sixteen years older than her
Now
Feb 7, 2015
Feb 7, 2015 at 12:38 AM UTC
Remember,
The right time is
Right now - Swamy Downey
Jan 7, 2015
Jan 7, 2015 at 1:49 AM UTC
Who do you think you are?
Said the Kodfather
In a derisive tone.
Me?
One of the greatest brains
In the world
Since 1950
Replied Swamy Downey.
Then
What about the other parts
Of your body
Questioned the Kodfather
With a wicked smile
Dec 30, 2014
Dec 30, 2014 at 7:01 AM UTC
It's not
The banners
It's our
Manners
That should talk about us
Nov 20, 2014
Nov 20, 2014 at 4:34 AM UTC
I know everyone
In the town
Said the Big Brother
But everyone
Knows me
Replied
Swamy Downey
Nonchalantly
Nov 11, 2014
Nov 11, 2014 at 4:24 AM UTC
When will you be back
SIRI asked Swamy Downey
Going was he
For an Interstellar ride
In a spaceship
To find Unknown lands
I'll be back dear
Swamy Downey kissed her
By the time you forget me
NO
SIRI exclaimed
For Love runs through my veins
Tears rolling down her eyes
Nov 7, 2014
Nov 7, 2014 at 11:54 PM UTC
Money cannot buy
Everything. But without it
You can't get y'r food
Nov 7, 2014
Nov 7, 2014 at 1:18 AM UTC
Earth has latitudes
And I have attitude right?
Inevitable
Nov 2, 2014
Nov 2, 2014 at 11:21 AM UTC
Stone Swamy Downey to death
Roared the Kodfather
Amidst the mob
Hooded, stamping his feet on the ground.
Dust was flickering all over the air
He has
No fear
No pain
No guilt
Kodfather blasted out words.
He spat the cigarette **** out
His is a free mind
'T cannot be ruled
If he survives
We are doomed
Took the mouse from the plate before him
Cut its head with a scissors.
Blood pouring from
the innocent creature's remains
'T was dropped
Assassinate his character
That's enough of an excuse
Oct 31, 2014
Oct 31, 2014 at 1:08 AM UTC
After great war
Comes great peace
Says SIRI
In her
Intellectual musings
Ayes
Agreed Swamy Downey
Not piece
But pieces
Of many
Bodies
Of wasted lives
Oct 30, 2014
Oct 30, 2014 at 2:36 AM UTC
Swamy Downey and SIRI
Taking a stroll
Along the beach
SIRI said
No man is committed
Uh huh
Said Swamy Downey
Where can I find a committed man?
SIRI wondered aloud
Thus spake Swamy Downey
Mental hospital
Oct 26, 2014
Oct 26, 2014 at 12:23 PM UTC
Tens now times along
Lived a mother
With her two kids
A widow
Two kids
One a boy
And one a girl
The boy was four
And the girl two
She works hard
To meet the ends
And keep the kids
Clean and Green
One day
The poor mother
Bought
Two apples
Saving money
From her meager earnings
And gave her kids
Kodfather, the boy
Ate his apple
And Rose, the daughter
(was) Playing with it
Then Kodfather said
To his little sister
Shall we play a game?
Innocent she was
Delighted
With her brother's proposal
She asked
What game?
*Let's play *
Adam and Eve
The mother
Who was cooking
In the corner
Turned with a jolt
Her eyes wide
How to play?
Asked little Rose
You tempt me
And I'll eat the apple
Game's finnis
He's the one
Mother thought
You know who
A Downey must come
To save the world
Oct 21, 2014
Oct 21, 2014 at 12:44 AM UTC
A bishop from other town
Was moving in this one
As Swamy Downey lived
Son, what's the path
That leads to the church
Asked he, stopping
Swamy Downey
Go straight
And take the second left
Go straight and
Take the third right.
At the dead end
Is the church
You asked for
Replied Swamy Downey
Showing gratitude
The bishop said
Come to the church
Tomorrow
Son.
I'll show you the path to heaven
As a token of gratitude
Thus spake Swamy Downey
You no know the path
To the church
Then how can you guide me
To the path of heaven?
Oct 19, 2014
Oct 19, 2014 at 2:33 PM UTC
Nobody'll miss you
If you leave this world
Said SIRI haughtily
Yea right.
But none forgets me
Replied Swamy Downey
Nonchalantly
Oct 19, 2014
Oct 19, 2014 at 10:09 AM UTC
Don't wear
Your heart
On the sleeve
It won't survive
Out of place
Says Swamy Downey
Heart is not a watch
Replied SIRI
Thus Spake Swamy Downey
But you gotta watch it
With all your love
Else.........
You android
Oct 15, 2014
Oct 15, 2014 at 12:47 AM UTC
The girl's beautiful's
Not enough
Gotta check
if she suits me or not
Says Swamy Downey
Is she (a) cloth?
Wondered SIRI
Audibly
Oct 14, 2014
Oct 14, 2014 at 12:54 AM UTC
My papa is great
Said his girl friend
For the umpteenth time.
Yea, said Swamy Downey
I know of a great man.
He lights up a room
when he leaves it.
And incidentally
He's my girl friend's father
Oct 13, 2014
Oct 13, 2014 at 2:53 AM UTC