#straighttohell
you marvel at your beautiful reflection,
but then remember the undeserving *******
who stole
your third mistress.
so you rob a hardware store
and gouge his eyes out with a screwdriver
and watch him bleed to death
while snacking on a bag of Cheetos.
you're too lazy
to pick up the crumbs.
May 22, 2014
May 22, 2014 at 6:06 AM UTC