Do ya think they have humor in heaven?
St Peter playing jokes at the gate?
Making them wait, so they'll be late?
Wings backing up, at high rate?

Do ya think there is humor in hell?
The Devil full of sarcasm, satire?
Defusing his hate, and his ire?
Setting his tenants and demons on fire?
Humorous in his desire
Ya know he'll never retire

Do ya think God laughs at us?
Guffaws of mirth, and spasms?
Maybe even some *******

Watching us play, laughing all day
as assembling ever more humor
from atoms