#steve
We should respect all wildlife,
Avoid going too near to a bear,
Because such closeness,
Is not adored even by a wife.
Give them their space,
Give them their privacy,
Give them their independence,
And don't endorse poachers.
Give them their respect,
Give them their secrecy,
Give them their homes,
And don't disturb their abodes.
Those who don't do that end up like:
Steve Irwin (2006) – Died when a Stingray barbed him to the heart
Cayetano Herrara (2017) – Killed by a jaguar while filming a documentary
Bradley Richard (2011) – Killed by a saltwater crocodile while snorkeling
Ben Nugent (2011) - Killed by a shark while surfing
Paul Rosolie (survived, but had a close call) - Almost killed by an anaconda while filming a documentary
Timothy Treadwell (2003) - Killed by a bear while filming a documentary
Even pet animals can **** you,
Stay alert, because this list is not exhaustive.
Please note that this is not an exhaustive list, and there may be other wildlife professionals who have lost their lives while working in the field.
Mar 2, 2025
Mar 2, 2025 at 11:18 AM UTC
Good morning miss,
how do you do?
I have something very special today to offer you!
Oh, wouldn't you like to know what it is?
I know you're busy, ma'am-- it won't be but a bit
Thank you, ma'am.
Now, take a gander at this--
We live in a very advanced age,
With much to do that cannot be missed!
With television and telephones and magneato-static tape,
We can easily forget-- get lost-- frequently lose our place!
But with this brand new...
eh..
thingermadoo!
You'll find your worries quickly erased!
..Well yes ma'am, if you'll let me finish.
Now see, its easy!
All it takes is a tune
a look, a whistle, even a fingertap'll do
This magic machine
listens to your needs!
It's small, and light,
and shatters quite
easily.
So you'll want to have it on hand.
For safekeeping!
It listens to you,
like no man would do
And ensures you are the best you can be!
Once you pay the price,
you won't need think twice--
Yes ma'am!
all the knowledge you could want in the world, to a T!
How does it do it?
Well you really needn't ask
It works through the mutual human task!
Every man, woman, and child comes together to contribute
It does not discriminate, you do not pay tribute
No ma'am no, this machine seeks no gold
Just you, is what it wants. It simply wants you.
You'll take it? That's great! I'll get you in next shipment
they're sourced from a faraway place, but it won't take but an instant!
With boats and planes and automobiles,
We'll get it to you
We'll make sure of that, words true.
We're excited for this!
You won't believe what you've missed!
And very quickly you'll find the world just doesn't do
without constant supervision from the...
eh..
thingermadoo.
Now if you'll excuse me, miss--
you have a nice night.
Jun 7, 2018
Jun 7, 2018 at 1:38 AM UTC
The light dims.
The fire dies.
Darkness fills in the blanks.
Sweet release.
Tears against my cheek.
Now met with the dissatisfying drought.
Left alone in desolate cold.
Fear overwhelms.
Not fear of monsters or the simple unknown.
Fear that when my eyes grow heavy I will never lift them again.
I will become a stone.
Unmoved and cold.
To survive these nights alone.
Feb 27, 2017
Feb 27, 2017 at 11:28 PM UTC
"Steve" is a diamond geezer
"Stevie" can do no wrong
"Stephen" is in real trouble
But they all just want to get along
So whatever you think of him
Whenever he comes into sight
He'll give you a hug and he'll buy you a drink
And you'll be in for a heck of a night
Feb 25, 2017
Feb 25, 2017 at 5:06 AM UTC
Brooklyn
is LONGING for his warm presence
because this place is cold
without him—
the fallen SOLDIER
who was lost in a sight
of a snow angel
in a battle of FRIGHT CAR
faith
that we never loose
and a pinch
of a never ending hope
awaiting for his HOMECOMING
in a cold Brooklyn
that even with
the heat radiating from a FURNACE
the cold won't melt away
catching
a hold of the SOLDIER
in a mid-frozen way
and in count from ONE—
to NINE
he become a man of no BENIGN
tempted by control
triggered by words of fear
he comply himself as a SOLDIER
of cold blooded missions
and for that cause—
Soviet is harsh
darkness
on a DAYBREAK
was enough to fill harshness
inside parts of him
that are already RUSTED
as the result of
being more a machine
than a man himself
wishing
from the depth of his consciousness
that he could turn back time
to where he was SEVENTEEN
with a hold of a friend
and a smile that was genuine
not a killing
and a destruction machine
that he is now
May 9, 2016
May 9, 2016 at 8:03 AM UTC
Back to the beginning
And back to the start. Let's
Change our future and raise our
Kids right!
Time to stop robbing banks and
Others; stop being racist, sexist, or whatever
Everyone--STOP! We are the same,
All on the inside. Doesn't
Really matter the color, *** who we love- we are all
The same-human beings-mammals-
Hope that helps-if not, we are like M&Ms; fighting over your favorite color only to realize they're all chocolate on the inside.
Oct 18, 2015
Oct 18, 2015 at 10:41 AM UTC
God created Adam and Eve
Not Adam and Steve.
But God also created ******
So why should I believe?
F.Z.N
Jun 28, 2015
Jun 28, 2015 at 2:00 PM UTC
he said he just ******
off on its leg, but I think
Steve ****** Bullock's horse
Mar 8, 2015
Mar 8, 2015 at 9:44 PM UTC
in 5 out of six classes i almost cried
i dont know why
i fell asleep next to this computer and banged my head on it 7 times during the night
sometimes i become self aware and become as small as possible
today i made a smoothie
and felt unhappy with my body
i want to leave the internet for a long time
and wear a hat at every moment of every day
i really hate food most of the time
im going to bake a cake
no actually thats a terrible ******* idea
okay
whatever
today on the 40 minute bus ride to school i was daydreaming about throwing up blood endlessly
i get a lot of comfort from standing near someone
i do not know how to explain it
there are so many people i appreciate and i dont know how to tell them
Sep 5, 2014
Sep 5, 2014 at 4:49 PM UTC
turns out I’m not as funny as I thought I was
also, turns out people who you talk to online are real people.
what
that’s weird
and nice
today I watched Scrubs for the first time
the main character is kind of cute
I do not like his friends ****** hair
today I watched the sunset in a field for the second night in a row
I decided I want to do this every single day
and I want people to come with me
but nobody wants to and I’m kind of sad about it
my friend is asleep and I’m not
if she were not here I would probably be crying about music
thx
when people ask what I write I have no idea what to tell them
because mostly people wouldn’t consider this poetry and I wouldn’t either
I just like writing small thoughts I think
I don’t know
I’m confused as ****
I’m nervous a lot of the time
I cannot keep eye contact with people because I am nervous at those times
that’s okay probably
she just made a noise that sounded happy while sleeping
Aug 12, 2014
Aug 12, 2014 at 6:01 AM UTC
I’m now listening to Goodbye Horses over and over
wow
I really love this song a lot
and it’s a song I’ll hear again when I’m, I don’t know, 23 or something
and I’ll hear it in someone’s house
while I’m laughing at something and then I’ll say
“I used to love this song”
and nobody will care except for me
and then I’ll cry in the bathroom with the song playing in the distance and the sound of people yelling over it
I imagine myself to be homeless at least once in my life
holy.dhit
****
there’s this ad on spotify about ******* hot dogs and I swear to god ig comes on between every song and I’m going to tfucking cut my legs off if I hear it again I promise you I will I do not care if the hot dog is kosher please stop advertising hot dogs it’s not something that needs advertising honeslty people buy hot dogs zzso often I’m tired
anyway
the song started again
um
I really want to have a neighbor that is not very old
and I will go to their house often and talk about food and point out the sound of their voice sounds nice and we can go outside and say things outside at night . ****
Aug 12, 2014
Aug 12, 2014 at 6:00 AM UTC
i would rather be stung by 14 highly venomous jellyfish than be constantly reminded of you
i would rather cut off part of my foot during an imagined spider attack while sleeping than have to see your name again on facebook
i would rather have my jaw become stuck open while about to take a bite of a sandwich than get your phone number
i would rather be coughed on by perez hilton than see you again
Aug 10, 2014
Aug 10, 2014 at 9:16 PM UTC