Me when I'm ******

Stage 1: Politely nodding and smiling. *Thinking: Omfg shut up.*

Stage 2: Staring at them blankly. *Thinking: I'm gonna **** myself.*

Stage 3: Clenched jaw and glaring. *Thinking: I'm gonna **** **YOU***

Stage 4: Completely lost it, revving chainsaws (no accident that I pluralized chainsaws) and burning **** down, the town is in ruins and I am evilly cackling insanely and raiding chocolate stores. *Thinking: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*