#sporks
Sporks, the one item we can live without.
Not like knives, spoons or forks
You must be an orc to want to use a forking spork
They are too pointy to eat soup with
and far too round to eat pulled pork with.
Sporks are more wasteful than empty garbage bags killing storks.
Sporks are more useless than the homeless of New York
My point (which sporks do not have) is
sporks are for orcs who like to mildly inconvenience society.
Nov 18, 2024
Nov 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM UTC