#snooch
curled into a ball
like a flaccid *****
the mad geneticist
couldn't shake the
terror of being swallowed whole
by the enormous ****** his [-]
body used as a filthy ***** she kept
jumping on & off; He was standing
straight up & the wings, [what else to call them],
enveloped & ****** [-] into the wet
darkness; the glimmer of light showing
only hot pink & creamy opaque juices;
he was safe now in the Horney Psychiatric
Emergency Wing of the big city hospital;
his wrists strapped w/ rawhide;
his ankles clenched in rattling chain;
the NP came in face bland as Barbie,
'ur chart says u're a geneticist; u should
have known better than to try to create
a woman on ur own; women are copyright
by the Feminist State & u're in big trouble;
men aren't allowed to create anything, as it
always leads to violence; just look at urself,
u look like something the cat hocked up;
'No cat,' [-] strained to say, 'no cat!' he gasped -
'Yes, I know - it was a giant ***** - reports
have been all over the News but so far u're
the only one who's seen it, although there are
traces of it everywhere; a big ol' smelly snooch
can't hide forever,' she said lastly, closing
the cell's light & leaving [-] to his nightmares ♀︎
'Aaahh-ghh - -gchk-kca-chgchh!!'
Jun 14, 2018
Jun 14, 2018 at 5:57 PM UTC
long ago; in many lifetimes past,
there lived a lonely snooch in the
middle of the big forest; she looked
out of her hutch at the big world
around her, her little head peeping
above the brush she sees the navel
up north over the hill of tummy &
southward the world divides in two
ending w/ the ten-toed pair of feet
that smell of stinky sneakers & once
a month for about a week she has to
wear a mask to hide her string; or to
hold her pad b/c blood leaks & other
snooches tell her about the penises
they've been seeing *[describing
something like a hot-dog *******
a bun]*; but the brave snooch told
them what she wanted most was
another snooch, a different aroma,
maybe more wrinkly or bald; the other
snooches weren't at all appalled; 'She's
been reading Sappho again,' they said
Jun 15, 2018
Jun 15, 2018 at 10:09 PM UTC
what is a girl
**** & snooch*
w/out a fetish
woman is not
even present.
Jun 16, 2018
Jun 16, 2018 at 12:48 AM UTC
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****** a cross between a ****** & ❤❤
❤❤ a cooch but less crude: she lifted up ❤❤
❤❤her skirt and showed me her snooch.❤❤
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Jun 10, 2018
Jun 10, 2018 at 1:11 AM UTC
I said: I thought u
loved me for my
brain. She said: think
of my ***** as
Chinese algebra.
Jun 9, 2018
Jun 9, 2018 at 10:46 AM UTC
to women I know
what is the
preferred word for
ur snooch?
Is snooch okay?
Can we go w/ that?
Mar 3, 2018
Mar 3, 2018 at 1:34 PM UTC